So I work at Arby's and get to meet stupid rednecks and chicks with really big boobs.

I HATE ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER! AAAAARGH!
(cough)
Didn't wear that uniform for your other "job"?

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ROFL! I love it!!!!

Tara! sexiest coke-sniffer ever!


But catering sucks...seriously, the waitering side of it is probably alright but behind the scenes in the kitchen it's a f00kin' nightmare I tell ya.

You're hardly in the Kitchen, if ever. It's mostly the girls who are in the Kitchen cause they do the canapés. That time was just cause there were no girls there, but still, it was great. I don't know where you've been working, but the company I work for is great.

YEY FOR CATERING!! I don't know who half those people are though..at least they're all hot.. *drools* mmm..elton john..

Trust me, Hitman. You got REALLY lucky with your job

yeah man...

i have to work at this bakery know as Bakers Delight... so lame

my boss is an ashole and the job actually involves HARD work...
out of all the pple at that fukin store.. i do the most work and get paid the least

although quite a few celebrities (nt as good as hitmans :P ) do come in from time to time..

and no.. they arent any less bitchy than th regular fuktards..


god i hate working..

have you been in any of those bakers delight ads where they hold up the signs?

lol maybe if i work hard sweeping the floors and cleaning the machines for abt 6 years...
then maybe... just maybe

ill be the guy that

writes the messages on those signs

Hmm, I dont like ANY of those celebraties. Ack, i'll just stick with meh paper round...

quote:Originally posted by Chakra

But catering sucks...seriously, the waitering side of it is probably alright but behind the scenes in the kitchen it's a f00kin' nightmare I tell ya.

Looks like someone's been watching Gordon Ramsey...

lol is that some dry Brit comedy?


rotfl

Oh yes, welcome to the Boy Scouts Hitman...

well, i had some of that myself, one day, I was invited to a hollywood party in Nepal, yes! Nepal!
and i met many celebrities there... like:

Boy George
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Kermit the frog
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Theodore Roosvelt
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Pele
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and also Kenny was there... but they had to take him on an ambulance after some crazy Shaolin Monk slised him in half with his wooden leg.

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The Police Officer said the shaolin was jealous of Kenny's orange coat...

anyway, i took a picture of the police officer too ^_^:
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MOOO

*sigh*


....

Worst joke by Weed. Ever.

Made me laugh inside!

me too

*claps* good on ya weed :)

No, that made me laugh [:D]

quote:Originally posted by gi.joe
lol is that some dry Brit comedy?

Gordan Ramsey is a chef who runs a tv show chef kitchen, and hes rapidly becoming famous for his language. Lets just say the show is on at 9pm, no earlier [:)]

quote:Originally posted by BMF
Worst joke by Weed. Ever.


someone is jealous coz he wasnt invited to a party in Nepal...
BMF, dont worry man, maybe next time Boy George will remember your his number 1 fanatic and will invite you ^_^

^_^

ahh cooking eh?



*shrugs*

Jamie Oliver will always be the only guy that can hold a cooking show and make it entertaining in my opinion.

Jamie "sowhaimgonnado" Oliver

ThowhatI'mgonnado ith thtick thome garlic in the thauce and let it thimmer for about theven minuteth, thenI'mgonna cut thith thteak up in thmall chunkth and chuckeminthere.

Puka.

lol funny thread!!!!!
hilarious stalky and weed i almost craped my pants[:D]

Tukka

Ooh, Ooh I wanna speak in gibberish too!

Unnar

nah its just jamie oliver sayings....

he has a cronic lisp and has a minted saying : "pukka tukka"

Nah, ya don'th cat the herbth, ya jast RIP thum, lahk thatth.

Oh yeah, I forgot, I also meet her:

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The girl from American Pie..

wow u must work at a pretty up class joint huh Hitman?

...you lucky...basturd.

Just bumping this topic to say that I just got back from an event. Red carpet type, opening of a jewelry store, A-list celebrates (fashion industry, wise), rich snobs, and women wearing too much perfume. Also, I think there was a model there. I'm pretty sure it was him..

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Hot sechs!

Edit: For those of whom the image doesn't work: http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/mrAugust2002/

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U Cant Touch This

Oh gosh that girl is hot! Also that guy is, me and chak might have to have a leather party with him. =O

rotfl...

a leather party??


wtf

Another bump to tell ya what happened in today's event.

It was in the Natural History Museum:

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The actual event was held in this hall:

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Now, just imagine all of the signs and museum related information to be gone. Then, a black catwalk, leading from the foot of the stairs, going up to the start of the dinosaur, splitting in two, going round the dinosaur (under the tail and the neck) and meeting on the other side. Tables on either side of the catwalk, with mirrors as surfaces and beautiful centrepieces, flowers, etc, and candles. On the top of the stairs, before they spilt, on either side, big half moon pieces, on which beautiful models were sitting/lying ;). Finally, on the balconies, lighting some coloured some not, spotlights, for the cat walk, and a mist machine which created an illusion of fog on the ceiling.

During the middle of the event (Was 5:00pm ? 2:30am, I, and others, got let off early, got another job tomorrow) there was a performance, singing, etc, and after that these beautiful models came out, I mean proper models, with these swimming costumes on, and were walking round the catwalk. Heaven. Then after that Dita Von Tease..

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..previously going out with Marilyn Manson:

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..who's signature act is the Martini Glass, did a semi-strip show with those feathers in the first pic.

Also, Mick Jagger was there:

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..and his two daughters:

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Trevor Nelson was also there:

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I think only English people will know who he is.

..Not bad for a nights job, eh.

dude are u being straight up?

cus this is quite a long list of celebs aint it?

if my old MTV days are correct
trevor is the guy from the late lick aye? that show i would never watch coz it was just rap and R&B

Yeah, that's the one :)

Joe, I am being serious.

Thing about your job Hitman... you have to chance with any of those women... unlike mine however I have a chance because they are normal girls that are not rich or anything, and if they girls ever stop coming to Arby's I can get my friend to get me a job at our dollar theatre :D

I'm guessing you mean '..You don't have a chance with any of those women..'

Anyways, if you're talking about the models; I never said I did, nothing wrong with enjoying it though..

true that true that

gram, its not like any catering fellow has a chance with a playboy supermodel, but its eye candy.
heh, and Hitman doesnt even has a chance with normal girls neither ^^

Where as you just get them all, don't ya ;)

nah
it was a joke :P

Lol :p

..Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you this. Is your sig supposed to be transparent? Cause in Opera it is, but in Internet Explorer it's got like a lime background to it..

thats coz microsoft sux and they cant make their shietty browser read a .png file like it should.

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