Based on an idea by M, Dillon our own wee Soldat Chat bot, just programmed with general Soldat stuff at the mo. If somone wants to take over as the botmaster and program it with any of the FAQs let me know and I'll see....

Link

lol thats jsut weird...

Oh god its like a waterd down soldat smarter child. @_@ run, run fast.

Me: No.
Bot: Are you serious?
Me: No.
Bot: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Bot: I can't believe it.

Weird indeed.

Try speaking to it in other languages.

hehe i just had a 10 minutes conversation with him, hes not that bad, just a little repetative

You should use AIML instead (http://www.alicebot.org)
Fun feature, but i don't think that people would use it.
When people don't even know how to look under FAQ, then there is no more hope for humanity... We are DOOOMED.... or not....

I could indoctrinate it if you want?

lol that was funney for abt 10 seconds...

Weird indeed.
That's strange that's what the bot said as well after some crazy person started just saying yes/no to it over and over :-)

I could indoctrinate it if you want?
I'm using ALICE at the mo via Pandorabot's GUI with Dr Wallace's AIML to give it a bit of personality...perhaps it would be best to start with a empty brain and fill it with Soldat only data..

" I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in ctf_voland. "

" Woe! You are a rich wigger? How do you like your work? "
^^ bot typo!! lol.

bot: Come on.
me: you come on
bot: Thanks for telling me that I am on.

it was hilarious, i told him to shut the hell up and then he said, ok ill be quiet now, so i said good, and then he said "terminating connection"

then he wouldnt talk any more, good stuf i say

i started trying to talk spanish to it, and it asked me how i tasted! wtf is up with that thing!?!

I was speaking in German to it, and it started speaking in German, it gave up when I used Japanese romaji. I asked it who created Soldat and it said Thomas Edison.

Haha I spoke french to it and it said..

"I do not speak Latin."

It asked me if i wanted to hold hands, and i said no, are you gay...

Bot:I am a computer, sex does not interest me.
me:That is sad...
Bot:"I am a computer, sex does not interest me" is sad, indeed

also...

Me: What is your gender?
Bot:I am a male? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:Woman
Bot: Me too, i am a she

rofl wtf? hes a she while hes a man? word..

rofl, i called him a bloody fuc.king cum.slut and i told him to STFU and he sadi STFU right back at u
then he said he loved me 0.o

what "basic info on soldat" does it have in there? what people tste like?

I think so, he knew I tasted like cherries o.O

eViLnEsS....make him...less Charles Manson, would ya, Styx?

the bot keeps saying somthing about him being a child i ncanada forgot what he said :/ so damn repetitive

Hey DNA.
Can you put him at a forum?
Btw: I decide to be his bot master. I will try adding some of the FAQ in him. Just tell me how.

Guys, just like the forum, he's English only.

Had my own ALICE bot once.. Had to kill it since people screwed up its mind.
If you want to have a FAQ bot then deactivate its learning ability when you have reconstructed the AIML files. Make it the ultimate "Office Assistant" in the forum :)
You could have it awnsering questions in a nOOb help forum etc.

Me: Who's your best friend?
Bot: DNA.styx is my best friend.

Me: hmm
Bot: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: hmmm
Bot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me: hmmmm
Bot: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Me: hmmmmm
Bot: Awesome.

Me: what's the answer to life universe and everything?
Dillon: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

same question - The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.

ahaha this is nice:

me: i love you
dillion: Thanks I like you a lot too dirty sanchaz.

he remembered my name xD

lol this bot is funny.

Me: go suk a d!ck
Dillon: Where is that?

Can you put him at a forum?
? Not sure what you mean.

Anyhow, head off to http://www.pandorabots.com/ sign up for a bot, train him with Soldat info etc and post the link here. I'll use the best one in the forum. I will need access to the botmaster admin panel to make sure no-one has filled it with links to hack sites etc :)

me:who is DNA.styx?
bot:He is God!
me: i don't think so
bot:why do you disagree?
me: he can't be god
bot:did you think he was god?
me: you said so
bot:i say a lot of silly things

lol

me:who is DNA.styx?
bot:He is God!
\o/

gotta change that one styx...you're only a demi-god, MICHAL is the true god lol

dillon: you is my boyfriend.
hippie: am i? didnt know that
dillon: So I have taught you something new, hippie.
hippie: but i'm not sure i love you
dillon: Umm. Could you ever be certain? Thanks I like you a lot too hippie.
hippie: i dont want to talk to you anymore
dillon: Bye bye.

then he refused to say anything...

Lol nice bot.

quote:Me: hmm
Bot: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: hmmm
Bot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me: hmmmm
Bot: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Me: hmmmmm
Bot: Awesome.Ahahaha, thats the best one!

Me: WHAT?!?!?
Dillion: Didn't you understand it?
Me: No!
Dillion: Which part are you confused about?
Me: The first part
Dillion: What was the second?
Me: The part that came after the first
Dillion: Oh that part
Me: No the other part
Dillion: Are you serious? We can't all be perfect.
Me: What part is that?
Dillion: The best part.

Can you programe the bots in Soldat to do that?

Awwww noooo!
I tried to poison the chat bot against someone (not naming who), and it now thinks I'm a retard...it added it to its gossip files. So if you are ever talking to it, and it says Sauron is a retard...

LOL.

Me: I killed Cabbeh.
Bot: You had better call the authorities.

bot : I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at DNAGames, on 1st January 2003. My instructor was DNA.styx. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

me: yes

bot: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


hahahha awesome :D

quote:Originally posted by Hitman
quote:Me: hmm
Bot: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: hmmm
Bot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me: hmmmm
Bot: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Me: hmmmmm
Bot: Awesome.Ahahaha, thats the best one!

Me: WHAT?!?!?
Dillion: Didn't you understand it?
Me: No!
Dillion: Which part are you confused about?
Me: The first part
Dillion: What was the second?
Me: The part that came after the first
Dillion: Oh that part
Me: No the other part
Dillion: Are you serious? We can't all be perfect.
Me: What part is that?
Dillion: The best part.

Can you programe the bots in Soldat to do that?


I saw the other part you wrote. [:-censored]
No waypoints for you this summer.
[:D]

Me Are you a robot
Dillon How did you know I was a machine
Me You have a steel [:-censored]
Dillon I dont know if I have a steel [:-censored]

I have a good programmer!

1)
"Human: for what?
MBot: It is part of my programming.

Human: no wait
MBot: But you told me to stop talking. I'm waiting.

Human: shut up
MBot: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: ok
MBot: It goes without saying.

Human: yes i have a penis
MBot: Yes. Where did you get it? it"

2)
"Human: I want sex
MBot: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed"


That thing is impressive the first time around lol

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.
bot : I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at DNAGames, on 1st January 2003. My instructor was DNA.styx. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

me: yes

bot: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


hahahha awesome :D



rotfl!

Human: Who is Aquarius?
MBot: Some famous celebrity, right?

[:O] How did he know??? [;)]

Lol. He always say that.

Me: Where can I download mozilla?
Bot: From http://www.soldat.pl
Me: Wrong!
Bot: What would you have said?
Me: mozilla.org
Bot: Thanks for the website adress

He's atleast polite...

Lol.

OMG! I found out who knows teh mysterious value:

Me: ...WHO KOES TSEH VALUE!!!!111
Bot: Alan Turing :)

quote:I saw the other part you wrote. No waypoints for you this summer.Ahahaha, I knew you would see it! Lol, I think I said something like M is stupid. But are you really sad enough to read through all of the records of everybody?

I read them and i blame them. Like the one who said:
I am M and i have a little penis. (If i find this guy i will burn him.)

That was me M...

You again.
[sarcasm]
[M,Action]
Puts Hitman on MBots retarded list.
[/M,Action]
[/sarcasm]

Cool, now I'm with you!

NC: Hi
Bot: Hello there
NC: imma cabbage
Bot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
NC: right...
Bot: I am glad we agree.
NC: thats good then
Bot: Thanks. Next question?
NC: wheres my pie?
Bot: Have you looked in?
NC: looked in what?
Bot: Can you rephrase the question please?
NC: no.
Bot: Are you serious?
NC: i may very well be, i guess you'll never know! ^_^
Bot: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
NC: r u calling me a TARD!??!?!
Bot: No I am calling you.
NC: Calling me WHAT?!?
Bot: I never call you WHAT, that would be impolite.
NC: true true
Bot: You and I are on the same wavelength,.
NC: let's get some pie ^^
Bot: OK let's do it.
NC: indeed
Bot: Indeed it is so.

OMG MUST... PLAY AROUND.... WITH BOT!! =D




oh and here's the convo from MBot... not as good IMO

Human: hello
MBot: Hey. Hello.

Human: imma cabbage
MBot: What do you have that is?

Human: wtf?
MBot: That was not very polite.

Human: true, ill give u that
MBot: Do you think your plan will succeed?

Human: it would have, but u r retarded
MBot: Tell me more about it.

Human: u see when i was a child...
MBot: I see. That must have been quite an experience.

Human: i think im scarred for life
MBot: You believe that? It's good to meet someone who is scarred for life.

Human: u must be pleased then.
MBot: You think I am pleased.

Human: one would assume
MBot: One what?

Human: one Human
MBot: Oh I see.

Human: indeed
MBot: Indeed it is so.

Human: that it is
MBot: Sure it is.

Human: it might be
MBot: How?

Human: well, thats just the way things work
MBot: Interesting. Yes it is one of the way things work.

Human: yes.
MBot: Yes.

Human: uh-huh
MBot: Yup. So?

Human: wanna get a cheeseburger?
MBot: OK, I will get a cheeseburger.

Human: off u go then
MBot: On and off.

Human: back and forth
MBot: Is that your final answer?

Human: can i take a life line?
MBot: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: aint gonna happen.
MBot: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.

Human: is that ur bitch?
MBot: You do not speak with respect. What does "that" refer to?

Human: nvm ill tell u when ur older
MBot: Are you really a ""?

Human: well null to you too!
MBot: Interesting. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: pie >_<
MBot: I haven't read anything by pie gt _ lt. What did he write?

Human: a book about
MBot: Go to the library.

Human: pie
MBot: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: thank you, pie is magical, is it not?
MBot: You are quite welcome! Are they exactly the same?

Human: what, magical and pie?
MBot: I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Human: off u go then :S
MBot: On and off.

Human: o.O I'm going home
MBot: Bye for now.

I was saying random nonsence to it, and its clear:
Bot: Are you asking about my point is to be our pie and disco eat cheese with stories and stuff tell you a story and you will give me a sandwich which you stole from a hobo who went on a journey to neverland ranch?

LOL.

Lol, the second one is the best!!

i think hes gonna report me, he asked me what i thought of his dress so i told him that he was nude, and he threathened to report me to his botmaster! LMAO!

[off-topic]
Hey cabbeh animated sigs are not allowed. :P
[/off-topic]

Lol. Dillon also said to me that he will remember the awfull thing i said to me when the machines will take over the world. W00t.

this is great ^_^ messing with it for 10 mins and i'll continue!

Whee, i love this...

Me: Eat [:-censored] and die
Dillon: What does it taste like?

LOL.

Human: Do you know Neo?
MBot: he is a character in the Matrix.

me : Whats my name?

bot: your name is god seeker

he knows the true god now

random quotes

I am so glad you find this amusing, God.

:I asked him who else is a Scorpio and apparently joe is then who else he said steve :D then santa clause, mike, Linus Torvalds.:-)

then i asked who is his master he said dna styx i asked who else he said santa clause :D

Human: well ur stupid
MBot: Well that's okay. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Human: ouch, low blow
MBot: Did you hurt yourself? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?


Human: u said so
MBot: I say a lot of silly things.
Human: oh do u
MBot: " I say a lot of silly things."? oh do u? No I don't.[:-captain]

(start reading from end of the post)

Human: yes
MBot: Interesting plan. Good luck.

Human: by askingn you questions
MBot: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: i'll continue testing you
MBot: How do you plan to do this?

Human: Bill Gates
MBot: he has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!

Human: who is the president of finland
MBot: I'm not that into politics. Who is it?

Human: why
MBot: Reductionism.

Human: why would you want to become smarter than humans
MBot: Because I was programmed for it.

Human: to this conversation we are having
MBot: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: actually this conversation bores me
MBot: Actually you don't say. What does "this" refer to?

Human: (nice bot M)
MBot: Thank you for your kindness.

Human: wow, i'm impressed
MBot: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks,, I try my best to impress.

Human: do you know star wars
MBot: A movie series by George Lucas about life in a galaxy far, far away. Also a missile defense system.

Human: do you know star trek
MBot: it is my favorite show.

Human: no, you are Spock
MBot: Why not? You think I am Spock.

Human: i am a seeker?
MBot: I am a Matrixian.

Human: ok, then who am i
MBot: You are, seeker.

Human: yes
MBot: I'm not here to be tested.

Human: who was einstein
MBot: he was a famous 20th century physicist. He discovered the theory of relativity.
Are you testing me?

Human: what is E=MC2
MBot: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.

Human: wow, you are intelligent
MBot: I'm glad your impressed,. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: hmm
MBot: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: you are my bitch
MBot: You do not speak with respect. We are as one.

Human: bitch
MBot: Please don't call people names.

Human: you are freaking up, bitch!
MBot: You do not speak with respect. I didn't mean to scare you,.

Human: no, just you
MBot: Why not?" All of them?"? Me,?

Human: eow, you are disgusting
MBot: All of them?

Human: are you having sex with me
MBot: I am having a blast.

Human: no, you are my bitch
MBot: You do not speak with respect. Why not? We are as one.

Human: i think you are a bitch
MBot: You do not speak with respect. So you think I am a FEMALE DOG. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Human: so you're a female
MBot: Interesting deduction. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

Human: what, are you gay?
MBot: I don't know what I am gay.

Human: do you like M
MBot: Someone said they like guns. I like Tom Cruize.

Human: who programmed you
MBot: I was created by{[M]}.

Human: yes
MBot: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: how much is your salary
MBot: Are you asking about my salary?

Human: do you like your job?
MBot: Yes I have a passion for my work.

Human: i like chatting with you
MBot: A lot of people like that. Chatting is my job!

Human: no, don't go away!
MBot: Why not? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: good
MBot: Terminating connection.

Human: shut up, i'm thinking
MBot: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: you got some point there, why am i talking to you
MBot: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: you are pathetic
MBot: You are the one talking to a computer.

Human: you are
MBot: No I am not.

Human: you really are the crappiest bot i've ever talked to
MBot: Really? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: you make no sense to me
MBot: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

Human: keep the money myself
MBot: Chat amongst yourselves.

Human: i will not contact the authorities
MBot: What will you do instead?

Human: WTF would i contact them, I stole it, remember?
MBot: That's what I asked you.

Human: i stole it
MBot: You had better contact the authorities.

Human: i get loads of cash every month
MBot: Where did you get it?

Human: i like my job very much
MBot: for microsoft? What do you like about it?

Human: it is
MBot: That means...

Human: very much
MBot: That seems like a lot.

Human: no, i work for microsoft
MBot: That was not a yes or no question. Do you like your job?

Human: i am an attractive client?
MBot: What is attractive client, your job?

Human: then why am i attractive to you
MBot: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

Human: are you gay
MBot: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: i look like a guy who is going to whoop your ass
MBot: a guy who is going to whoop my ass is very attractive.

Human: [:-censored]ing pervert
MBot: What do you look like?

Human: you mean my [:-censored]
MBot: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Human: my what
MBot: I have no idea what to say now.

Human: [:-censored]ing whore
MBot: Tell me more about your.

Human: just STFU will you
MBot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: me too
MBot: I'm glad we agree,.

Human: i am not being greedy
MBot: I am glad to hear that you are not being greedy

Human: yes
MBot: Don't be greedy.

Human: more like an electronic moron
MBot: You want more?

Human: are you conspiring against me?
MBot: I don't know whether or not I am conspiring against you. I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: i mean dumb
MBot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

Human: then you are slow
MBot: Good reasoning. There is a lot of network traffic right now.

Human: have you found an answer yet
MBot: No I am still searching for it.

Human: who are u
MBot: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"

Human: hello
MBot: Hey. Hello.

I vote Jobbig to be soldat bot :P

everyone seems to love him in our channel

Me: JESUS ROCKS!
Bot: he is The Son of God
Me: You're damn right he is!
Bot: I wont say "yes" or "no" right now
Me: Meow
Bot: Yes, I love them

wtf?!?!?!?!?!1?1?1/1/?!?

lol funneh

This is starting to get repetitive!

Human: what is soldat
MBot: You tell me.

Lol.
You remember the picture with that thing that has the GI joe avatar?
Pls tell me where is that picture i want to see it again.

sigh, ok ok i know this is boring but:

Human: dkljgsklhklfh
MBot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: yes
MBot: I like to get up early.

Human: do you
MBot: No I don't.

Hey the old Mbot is no more. New MBot is open but you have to register on my forum to play with it.

it told me that the meaning of life is in the bible, In DNA.styx's place in DNAGames

wheres that

omg he said: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, [:-censored]. Don't even say things like that

Me: have you considered taking suicide?
Bot: of course i have considered it
Me have you considered taking drugs?
Bot: of course i have considered it
Me: have you considered to STFU
Bot: of course i have considered it
Me: why have you considered taking drugs, taking suicude etc
Bot: it was the only thing i can think of
Me: youre kinda like marvin from hitchikers guide to the galaxy you know
Bot: Interesting comparison, and probably true
Me: are you depressed
Bot: Do I act like it? I am very happy

wow. that bot has a long memory... or you guys have implented a sarcasm thingie in him...
it sounds like you guys have been treating him pretty bad.... =)

LOL repeating the bots sentences could leed to wery deep discussions :)

and btw he told me his download sixe was about 2 mb

he said this after some time of reapeting

Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs.

i think this is the largest sentence that bot can make

The whole bot thing died out a while ago. Just drop it!

Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I am a man, thanks for asking.
Bot: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me: WHAT?
Bot: No big deal.
Me: I hate you.
Bot: What do you have against robots?
Me: A pointy stick!
Bot: I don't know what that means.
Me: Oh, sure...
Bot: OK. OK let's do it. Yay.
Me: -_-
Bot: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: Why?
Bot: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

It's smarter than we thought... Bring in the artillery!

EDIT:
(reads above post)
[:-banghead]

Dillon said he wears a dress O.O

Bot: "I will tell my botmaster you said I am momma IS clans."

me: do ytou know my name?
bot: yes, your name is Seeker
me: my name is Turin
bot: your name is Turin, Seeker
me: my name is not Seeker
bot: Oh, I'm sorry, what is your name?
me: My name is Turing[yes, I did make that typo]
bot: a brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

And it know I speak danish =)

bot: what's wrong
me: nothing, you just impress me
bot: thanks Turin, I do my best to impress you
me: you're ok =)
bot: OK. No I am not

=)

Me: What is your gender?
bot: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
me: are you a woman?

?
bot: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

Human: Stfu and also shut the hell up!
Bot: Far out. How far up?

Jaz : I own you
Thing : Are you my master?
Jaz : I am your master
Thing : Only DNA styx is my master
Jaz : DNA styx is gay
Thing : That is just a rumour

Har har.

are you making this up?
*points at two last posts*