It has been discussed many times who is the best player but there was no agreement, why? Because we debated who was the one able to aim better, never miss, being able to dodge shots... but that does not make a good player. The best one is the one who is able to catch all enemy shots no matter how are them shot(hey sk!). The best one is the one who dies more than anyone, just like me. Who is able to die more than me?

I am the Death Master!!!

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Not me, I thought 20 kills with no lag was bad...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! AHAhahhahAHhahaha great catching palloco :D:D Ahahahahahha man.. ahahha....

*Points at self* shot attractive bulletproof meatshield, man and an abusive cover object, right here :)

It seems that being the best player isnt very effective, is it?

i gotta admit palloco is a bullet magnet. all my random shots hit him for some reason

Hey superkill, why didn't you join my server yesterday? I waited for 10 minutes ffs!

Hey noob, use pm.

lol nice job palloco, ps. i wonder how long you would last in a real war?... lol

lol 75 deaths you beat my record (57 if i remember right)

man it's tough to get 2.5 times as many deaths as kills... especially when you have 30 kills ;)

NNNNooo!!!! You beat my death record it was 63[:-weepn]
not bad...

Palloco WHERE IS YOUR BARRET OR MINIGUN ?? ROFL

erm? Do I use barret?

LOL palloco
that one was great
ladies and gentleman, for your pleasure tonight, Palloco, the greatest bullet catcher ever!!!!
*claps * claps*

good job pallaco, i always end up killing my enemies first :(

30-70 :| im allways standing 70-25 or something man
im allways standing positive

Then you're not a very good player, AL3X1C0N...

quote:lol nice job palloco, ps. i wonder how long you would last in a real war?... lol

Lol, bullets would curve to hit him. XD

OMG, palloco 1$ 73|-| 1337!

w00tbix!

I win already.

lol and i though i died too much O.o

but i am the one that kills himself the most! =D

I can't compare to palloco's l33t dying skills. Palloco's like, the god of dying. But, wait... God's don't die? Well, he still r0xx0rz in dying. [^]

Palloco must own in deathmatches :P

lol i can't do that even though sometmes i play with no weapons and act as if im an idler

Ha ha palloco way to catch those bullets you n00b.

Aerial Assault beat ur record pallaco :P

Yeah it was cool, he got like 109 deaths and 8 kills [:P] (In my server, he even got booted from it once!!!)

LOL, damn, but in how many minutes?

Those bullets have a exquisite fine nice okay crap sh*tty taste in meat. :)

dont remember how many mins, think it may have been 20

My death record 74 lol you beat me by one

Aerial, didn't you take a screen shot? :\

id like to see 106 kills

Palloco owns deathmatches, end of story... or??

Toumaz, your quote in your siggy is grammatically incorrect: verbs following certain auxiliary verbs like "doesn't" use their base forms. Thus, your quote should read as one of the following in order to allow for verb tense agreement:

The bullets that don?t kill, harden.

The bullet that doesn?t kill, hardens.

thought you should know...




[sarcasm]ANYWAYS! Palloco's a dirty liar, he's not the best player! Look at how many deaths he has! -_- i hate n00bs who think they're good. [/sarcasm]

lol nice palloco

world record?

Oh man, I've been playing this game ALL wrong