1- You are in exams and still you are playing and posting as if you were on holidays
2- You make a post just to become the Death Master
3- You fear someone steal you this title
4- You fall asleep analyzing what happened while you were playing
5- You think you can capture the flag at the court house
6- You use words like LOL, AFK, noob in general conversation
7- You join the army, expecting it to be like soldat
8- Your friend give you copies of NFSU, Halo, Doom3, Homeworld2 trying to help you over your soldat thing
9- Those copies are gathering dust
10- You(and ur soldat friends) have over a dozen of ways to communicate that you are going to play soldat without even mentioning the words soldat, play, computer, games or weapon
11- you have to remap keys in other games to a similar config to soldat or you are hopelessly lost
12- Your friends are sickened by the fact that you have such a nice 21" monitor and the only game that you play on it has a maximum resolution of 640x480
13- You can identify renamed players by their playstyle/attitude
14- You ask ur SysAdmin at work if you can play this cool online game called Soldat from there so he looks at the network code/ports required to play and says "NNNNNNooo, that would be a huge hole in the firewall" even though you already know this would be the answer
15- You have reached an unusual "trance like" metabolic state that makes playing soldat require less energy than almost anything else including talking, eating and sleeping.
16- you go to any concentration just to show your banner "nerf the barret" or "we want vehicles"

Come on, we have to reach 500, I will post later more

17 - you can't see the crosshair in front of you
18 - when see your boss at work, you're whisspering:"Die!", "You're one ugly mother fu**er!" and somehow you can't kill'im
19 - You try to get that weapon from the gunshop, but the salesman says:"It's not for free!"

when someone scores a goal against you in rl you say LAG !!

21- When you see a hole in the ground and you think that it is a polybug.

22- When someone fast forward the video you shout "FFS! You are a speed hacker!"
23- your parents see you playing soldat and remark... "that fgame again?"
24- your friend come over and see you playing soldat and say "that game again?"
25- you claim"It is not a game, it is my life"

-You praise Michal as a god.
-You cry because either the mainpage or the forums went down.
-You want to nerf the nerd in the class for being too smart.
-In real life, you can't see people from 10 feet away because you're in "realistic mode."
-You've played in SCTFL
-You call lumberjacks noobs because they use a chainsaw.
-You have more than 3 versions of Soldat installed on your computer.
-If you stop at a Stop Sign and whine "omfg lag."
-The second you wake up you're playing Soldat or on the forums.
-You ran around with a lighter and a can of hairspray proclaiming you are Flame God.
-You're a beta tester for 1.2
-Your name starts with Michal and ends with Marcinkowski.
-You reenact Soldat with your friends in real life, only to have it fail because of a lack of jets.
-You make your own jets.
-You attempt to use your own jets.
-You fall and hurt yourself while attempting to use jets and blame it on realistic mode.
-You are at a mid-life crisis in your life and you stand on a bridge screaming "slash brutal kill."
-Your desktop is anything related to Soldat.
-You piss on someone's grave and say "LOL PWNED."
-You come home with a Red or Blue flag, and make this really loud gong sound.
-You read this post.

47- you're voting every day (or you're deleteing the cookie file) on Soldat at mpogod
48- you try to find "Arena" on the WORLD MAP
49- when you're on the toilet seeing no paper you shout:"Get the flag!"

50 - you try to fuel up your shoes.

51-You see someone sitting on their porch and you yell "LAME CAMPER"

51 - you make lame excuses to hang up on your girlfriend, because you have a clan match

52 - If you take your question paper in your exams, roll it into a barret, point it at the teacher and scream - DIE YOU BITCH!!!

53 - you come up with posts like this one

52 - You try grenade spamming unwanted visitors from your window with peas to get them 'out of yr base'

53 - If you turn a corner and bump into someone or are supprised in some way, your index finger twitches.

quote:Originally posted by i am ahab

53 - If you turn a corner and bump into someone or are supprised in some way, your index finger twitches.




ROFLOL

54 - When you say n00b to a someone who is using socom.

55- When you draw any soldat-releated words on your tests and books

btw
quote:You piss on someone's grave and say "LOL PWNED."

HAHAHA good one =P

Sh!t this is so rofl lmao!!! lolololololololoolollolololol!!!!!!
obviously we need this one:

55 - Your w,a,s,d,e,x,q,and t keys are beyond recognition.

56 - Whenever you use a computer you instinctly put you hands on w,a, and d keys.

57 - Your homepage is the Soldat Forums or Soldat Homepage.

58 - In anything you type, even for school, you use the Bank Gothic font.

59 - You draw Soldat comics in paint.

60 - You use the minigun for fun.

61- You wake up in the middle of the night worried about your clans rank in the newest leage
62- You start to sign papers with your soldat or forums name.

61 - When your bored of playing soldat but your still at the pc playing soldat!
62 - when u claim to be sick and lay out of work just to play soldat to seem more active...//
63 - you step away from the comp to get drunk or stoned but 5 minutes later even though u cant see your kicking some peoples ass in ctf :S
64 - when your at a friends house and while hes away you download soldat and don't tel
l him :P.
65 - when u tell your girlfriend your leaving town for 3 days just for some soldat time -_-!!// now you say, What's a girlfriend??!!?!!

66 - When u see an old lady falling with lots of bags, u say LMAO

67.When u get kicked out of the store u blame it on the wrong map version bug.
68.When ur constantly whispering to urself in an insane fashion, "killed by outcast, killed by outcast"

quote:Originally posted by CardBoardWarrior
60 - You use the minigun for fun.

Well, thats all I need. I play Soldat too much.

69.You have carpal tunnel Syndrome b4 u reach 15.

Why hasnt anyone said dis!

70 - You get fired from work because of Soldat!

71- You almost die from dehydration and exaustion from playing Soldat.

72 - You keep one hand on the mouse to use a stationary gun, while eating/drinking/[:-censored]ing with the other.

73- you get an M79 from the army so you can try getting into poly bugs.

74 - you are looking for polybugs on the walls at home.
75 - you can't piss unless you know the secret command.

I found a polybug! Now I can go into the roof... or maybe its just because I smashed a hole in it... oh well.

74 - You count Soldat as you got sleep.
75 - You get a Soldat tattoo.
76 - You wake up in the middle of the night to check if anyone replied to your post or topic.
77 - You are me.
78 - You printed out two polygons, tied them to a string, and used it as a parachute.
79 - Were injured because of 78.
80 - You try to get your mom out of the room so you can jack off, so you scream "slash kick mom!"
81 - You name your son Soldier.
82 - You are inspired to have a Mr. T haircut after a Soldat game.
83 - You try to "M79 jump" with a M-100 firecracker, only to be sent to the hospital.
84 - While at the hospital, you search for Medpacks.
85 - When not finding any, you blame the creator of the Hospital for not putting any on the map.
86 - You use Soldat Map Maker in a school project about architecture.
87 - You send rants to PCGamer or EGM or any other publication about Soldat.
88 - You create a Soldat-related site.
89 - Send President Bush a letter about turning off stationary guns in Soldat.ini so the Iraqis can't use them.
90 - You post number 90.

91 - when your mom asks you to clean up the floor, you tell her 'i own you nooblet'.

92 - when someone in your class asks you to help him on his homework, you tap your shoes with the hope that you'll fly.

93 - your dog's name is danko.

94 - You try and host one of those military tatoos, in Soldat.

92- You make a mod for soldat

quote:Originally posted by liquidis x snake
76 - You wake up in the middle of the night to check if anyone replied to your post or topic.


I do that, I guess I go on the forums too much 0.o

93 - you light a cigar every time when you stay in one place for more then 5 seconds.

94- you fully smoke the cigar without touching it with your hands

95 - You have 3 or 4 separate Soldat Dictionaries; each for a different Mod.
96 - If you know how to spell Michals sername without copying and pasting it.
97 - If you have bought any Soldat Gear.

quote:53 - If you turn a corner and bump into someone or are supprised in some way, your index finger twitches.LOL, thats the best one, ahahaha!

I think you meant directories...

Heh, I can spell Michal Marcinkowskis last name without copy/pasting it... I must have good memory or something.

Come on whos gonna do the last three. I will.

98 - You make a logo for the Soldat Forums.
99 - You buy a computer based solely on how well Soldat runs on it.
100 - You have a Soldat girlfriend.

*cough*eyic*cough*

101 - You get your keyboard and muose taken by your mom for playing Soldat during your nap-nap time. -cough-

[IMAGE]

102 - everything else in life seems boring besides soldat
103 - after playing for 5 hours and youve tired of soldat, u eat a hot pocket then its fun again
104 - u gain 60 pounds, and start to have greasy hair
105 - there are about 20 empty coke bottles on your computer desk

quote:Originally posted by ?
*cough*eyic*cough*


shut up lol

106 - You play soldat when Michal rellease next version.
107 - When you change your religion to Michalism.
108 - When a n00b pwn you only once and say to you n00b.
109 - When admins counts to one and dissonects the server.

No offense, but they are some really bad ones.

erm M, I didn't get 3 of the 4 you posted, and the other one..............

110- Someone gets bashed up and you shout "PWNED!"
111- TV loses all meaning.
112- You blame the robot dance on lag.

113 - you see a cardboard box and you think that you will get a bonus if you will touch the box

114- You posted this thread in the Bash Bit just to see CC stupid posts
115- You are waiting CC posting here
116- You are still waiting and you think you should buy a new cooler cuz you are heating up too much
117- You hear that Bin Laden was captured thx to CIA adn you say "That clan rox"
118- yo do not know what outside mean
119- Chainsowning a vet is better than sex
120- You have had at least one dream about Soldat
121- You liked it
122- You burn Soldat onto a CD for a quick recovery after a HD crash
123- You are still makin copies if they fail
124- You have made 2 websites about soldat
125- You are planning to make a new one
126- You say that would be a waste of perfect time playing soldat
127- All your ICQ list is made of Sodlat players
128- You never chat with any of them, they are just to make your list look cool
129- Soldat is where you discovered what the hell a Goku or a pikachu means
130- You have put more effort into managing your soldat team than managing your career
131- You have no clue about what is ur processor or RAM until you install soldat
132- You say you are going to stop posting/playing soldat and you come back a week later
133- You refer to your soldat friends as your best friends in the Whole Wide World
134- Michal Marcikowsky and Soldat are holy words that must not be said aloud

135- You know everyone in the server you just joined
136- Most of the people on your MSN list you first met in a Soldat server
137- You still read every post in a topic in the bash pit thats 3 pages long
138- You've been in more than 3 clans within 1 month
139- You've made your own clan in which it didn't last and then made another one under a new name hoping it would do better
140- You play other games for the sole purpose of spreading the word about Soldat
141- You have a break of Soldat for one day and come back and you find that a million people have left/joined your clan
142- One day you swear to freelance forever and hate clans and the next day your in one
143- You put your head to the side of the monitor to see further down the map

144- You are good at Soldat.

145 - You can relate to any of these so far...

146- You get fined posts by dna
147- You have a group on your instant messanger just for soldat people
148- Your parents ask you if you want a car for your birthday and you yell "NO VEHICLES!!"

quote:Originally posted by ?
148- Your parents ask you if you want a car for your birthday and you yell "NO VEHICLES!!"


LOL. I like this one.

149- When ever someone walks in on you playing soldat you quickly minimize it out of embarrasment, because they've already seen you play it for 5 hours that day.
150- You buy nicotine patches, hoping that it will help you fight off your addiction to soldat.
151- You download soldat every day at school during break, so you can play it for 15 mins.. then you quickly un-install it at the end of break so nobody finds out.
152- You're forced to stay in a mental home for claiming that "you created soldat" and "michal stole your idea"
153- You get ass-cramp from sitting down and playing soldat too much.
154- Now you only need 5 hours of sleep a night.
155- At the end of the day, when you finally decide to get out of your chair and stand up, you calapse on the floor.

quote:Originally posted by ?

148- Your parents ask you if you want a car for your birthday and you yell "NO VEHICLES!!"


this one owned

(I will make a simple one like the one above Btw: It rocked.)
156- When your mother ask you to go to the zoo and you say "NO ANIMALS".
157- When Michal says "There is no more a new version."
158- When you get pwned and you leave teh server saying LAG.
159- When ever someone walks in on you playing soldat you quickly minimize it out of embarrasment, because they've already seen you play it for 5 hours that day.
160- You buy nicotine patches, hoping that it will help you fight off your addiction to soldat.
161- You download soldat every day at school during break, so you can play it for 15 mins.. then you quickly un-install it at the end of break so nobody finds out.
162- You're forced to stay in a mental home for claiming that "you created soldat" and "michal stole your idea"
163- You get ass-cramp from sitting down and playing soldat too much.
164- Now you only need 5 hours of sleep a night.
165- At the end of the day, when you finally decide to get out of your chair and stand up, you calapse on the floor.
166- You get fined posts by dna
167- You have a group on your instant messanger just for soldat people
168- Your parents ask you if you want a car for your birthday and you yell "NO VEHICLES!!"
169- You can relate to any of these so far...
170- You posted this thread in the Bash Bit just to see CC stupid posts
171- You are waiting CC posting here
172- You are still waiting and you think you should buy a new cooler cuz you are heating up too much
173- You hear that Bin Laden was captured thx to CIA adn you say "That clan rox"
174- yo do not know what outside mean
175- Chainsowning a vet is better than sex
176- You have had at least one dream about Soldat
177- You liked it
178- You burn Soldat onto a CD for a quick recovery after a HD crash
179- You are still makin copies if they fail
180- You have made 2 websites about soldat
181- You are planning to make a new one
182- You say that would be a waste of perfect time playing soldat
183- All your ICQ list is made of Sodlat players
184- You never chat with any of them, they are just to make your list look cool
185- Soldat is where you discovered what the hell a Goku or a pikachu means
186- You have put more effort into managing your soldat team than managing your career
187- You have no clue about what is ur processor or RAM until you install soldat
188- You say you are going to stop posting/playing soldat and you come back a week later
189- You refer to your soldat friends as your best friends in the Whole Wide World
190- Michal Marcikowsky and Soldat are holy words that must not be said aloud
191- When you will reallise that this was writen before.

Uh... M, they don't count, you copied them.

156- You play Soldat from 10am-12am
157- You bash someone up for not giving you "TEH VALUEEE!"

158 - You spent all your life on looking for THE VALUE
159 - You know what is THE VALUE

lol frogboy, you have 666 posts now...[:-devil]

Yeah, I'm not gonna post outside of Bash Pit and Lounge for a while.

160- You are constantly zapping around when you go overseas
161- When you fire a gun, it keeps going up until its pointing over your head. (realistic mode recoil)

162.You start dressing like ur soldat
163.You Try to Shoot through the Golden Gate Bridge In attempt to hit some1 with a rocket launcher.
164.You downloaded AIM, Yahoo, MSN, IRC, OR ICQ just for soldat
165.When somebody at school asks a question already been answer u yell, "USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION! Frigen n00b."
166.When u lose ur job u say, "He better fix this dam unemployment bug in the new version"
167.You spend ur time at school jotting down tournament idea's and details.
168.Your clan tag is something in the real world and u believe u r that organization/team.
169.You try to fly using minigun...
170.You Start calling the Central Intelligence Agency, The Real CIA, Campers.

171- When your teacher asks you a question and you shout "RTFM n00b!"
172- When you get a detention for it and say "This spawn time sucks".

173 - When you learn about pregnancy and birth and say "Good god, 9 months spawn time? F*ck this server."

Wtf was this one supposed to mean?quote:157- When Michal says "There is no more a new version."

Basically that means that you've palyed soldat for so long, that Michal got fed up of making ne versions.. but the rest of them M you copied!

173- When you try to do algebra and you see 2y in an equation you automatically think of the clsn 2Wai.

-174 u have read all these post
-175 and laughed at a majority
-176 u know most all good vets
-178 complain about how good the "oL" Days were

quote:-178 complain about how good the "oL" Days wereLol, a good example of this is that Al3xcon guy, but he just does it to much. He so annoying!

179 - You have a Soldat Wallpaper
180 - You listen to the default Soldat music while not playing Soldat

181- You learned about the Mr.T hair style from soldat

182- In the olympic games flag ceremony, when they hold the flag, you yell "CAP! CAP! CAP!"
183- You don't leave your house because you're scared a camper will shoot you.

184- You're afraid to look out ur window in fear that a :"CIA": member will camp ur ass down.

185- You put alot of ketchup on your macaroni and say: "If it bleeds, you can kill it!"

quote:You put alot of ketchup on your macaroni
thats gross

186- Someone scores higher on a test than you and you yell "N00B HAXXORSS!!" at them

187- You ask Michal if he will adopt you

188 - he agreed for the adoption

189- You see Michal regularly on Soldat servers.

190- If you got a 10 in exams you say "Woot, my perfect combo deagles-minigun"

191 - you form a 100 MBit connection soldat underground where only a select few are invited to play to get away from the newbs

192 - you believe that after your death, you will respawn at your home
193 - someone annoys you and you make a voting to kick his a**
194 - you look at sky and you think "nice background color"
195 - you broke a window, because you thought that there is no destructable terrain

196- IRC is empty.

quote:Originally posted by morpheus
191 - you form a 100 MBit connection soldat underground where only a select few are invited to play to get away from the newbs


http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=10289

lol morpheus, I did that after you posted o.O

197- You begin to watch "preditor" 3 or 4 times a day

198 - u paint S-O-L-D-A-T R-U-L-E in ut fingernails
199 - u see a cabbage in the supermarket and u say "im not eating this dude, he's sooo cool"
200 - u make a lan-house Soldat Only