Before i start on my great knowledge of Sardarji jokes, allow me to educate you on Sardarji's:
Sardarjis are the maojrity religion people in the Indian Punjab. They follow the religion called Sikh. Sardarjis are also found in the pakistan side of punjab, though not on majority. Sardarjis never cut or shave their hair on any part of their body, as it is against the rules of their religion, Sikhism, hence they are often mistaken for moslems. Sardarjis are considered to be stupid like rednecks and blondes. Here are some jokes about them:
1:
A Sardarji walks into an electronics store. He walks up to a t.v. and asks if he can purchase it. The dealer says that they dont sell that t.v. to Sardar's (plural of sardarji, actually i forgot to mention they are actually called, but people add 'ji' as respect for some reason, and yet make fun of them in these jokes!!!).
The Sardar left the stores angrily. He badly wanted that t.v., so he broke his religion laws by removing his turban and cutting his hair, and shaving his beard. He goes to the store and asks for the t.v. again. The dealer again denies him with the same words as before. The Sardar then goes home, shaves of all the hair on his face and head, and wears Hindu clothes. The Dealer again denies the t.v. with the same words when he re-enters. Angrily, the Sardar asks him how he came to know that he was a sardar. The dealer says that its because the t.v. is actually a microwave....
2:
How do you keep a Sardar occupied all day?
By writing P.T.O. (please turn over) on both sides of a blank paper!
3:
Four people have entered a room with a diamond in the centre. They are Batman, Superman, Clever Sardarji, Stupid Sardarji. Who get the diamond?
The stupid Sardarji (because the other three do not exist!!!)
4:
Jaswant Singh, a Sardarji has four sons. He writes out a form:
Last names: Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh
Nationality: Indian, Indian, Indian, Chinese.
A person staring over his form asks why one of his sons is Chinese. Jaswant replies by saying that he read in a paper that every fourth person born in this world is Chinese, hence his son must be Chinese!!
5:
Letter to a Sardarji from his mom-
Before i start this letter, here are some words that you may not understand:
Commode: Toilet
Bahu: Daughter in law
Badmash: Mischevious
Beta: not like Beta or Alpha, But Beyta, which means son
Here is the letter:
Dear Gurmeet,
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so
we moved
20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the
house numbers
with them for their new house so they wouldnot have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here,
so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the
commode.
I m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain
and havent seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad.
It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second
time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be
a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting The grass
at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside.
The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit
is not allowed in this club.We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it is a girl
or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought
them off bravely and drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his fathers
last
wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your
friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by
the time I realized,I had already sealed off this
letter.
Regards,
Juana Suraj Narvekar
Well, thats all for now folks!
-mak89gt
Sardarjis are the maojrity religion people in the Indian Punjab. They follow the religion called Sikh. Sardarjis are also found in the pakistan side of punjab, though not on majority. Sardarjis never cut or shave their hair on any part of their body, as it is against the rules of their religion, Sikhism, hence they are often mistaken for moslems. Sardarjis are considered to be stupid like rednecks and blondes. Here are some jokes about them:
1:
A Sardarji walks into an electronics store. He walks up to a t.v. and asks if he can purchase it. The dealer says that they dont sell that t.v. to Sardar's (plural of sardarji, actually i forgot to mention they are actually called, but people add 'ji' as respect for some reason, and yet make fun of them in these jokes!!!).
The Sardar left the stores angrily. He badly wanted that t.v., so he broke his religion laws by removing his turban and cutting his hair, and shaving his beard. He goes to the store and asks for the t.v. again. The dealer again denies him with the same words as before. The Sardar then goes home, shaves of all the hair on his face and head, and wears Hindu clothes. The Dealer again denies the t.v. with the same words when he re-enters. Angrily, the Sardar asks him how he came to know that he was a sardar. The dealer says that its because the t.v. is actually a microwave....
2:
How do you keep a Sardar occupied all day?
By writing P.T.O. (please turn over) on both sides of a blank paper!
3:
Four people have entered a room with a diamond in the centre. They are Batman, Superman, Clever Sardarji, Stupid Sardarji. Who get the diamond?
The stupid Sardarji (because the other three do not exist!!!)
4:
Jaswant Singh, a Sardarji has four sons. He writes out a form:
Last names: Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh
Nationality: Indian, Indian, Indian, Chinese.
A person staring over his form asks why one of his sons is Chinese. Jaswant replies by saying that he read in a paper that every fourth person born in this world is Chinese, hence his son must be Chinese!!
5:
Letter to a Sardarji from his mom-
Before i start this letter, here are some words that you may not understand:
Commode: Toilet
Bahu: Daughter in law
Badmash: Mischevious
Beta: not like Beta or Alpha, But Beyta, which means son
Here is the letter:
Dear Gurmeet,
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so
we moved
20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the
house numbers
with them for their new house so they wouldnot have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here,
so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the
commode.
I m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain
and havent seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad.
It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second
time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be
a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting The grass
at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside.
The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit
is not allowed in this club.We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it is a girl
or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought
them off bravely and drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his fathers
last
wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your
friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by
the time I realized,I had already sealed off this
letter.
Regards,
Juana Suraj Narvekar
Well, thats all for now folks!
-mak89gt