Hmm? whats that? what do you mean you dont know what curry is? Get out of here you fat [:-censored], this is a British only thing and theres nothing us brits like better than being VIOLENT towards one another.
Irish terrorists unite, car-igniting liverpool kids rejoice, pint spilling londoners scream like a girl as a bouncer escorts you out by the neck, thy time has come to kick some arse.
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Hold still lads, i've got a plan.
Basically, it's a Teammatch game between divided parts of the UK. It's not gonna be anything fancy....just something to pass the time.
Rules are: teams must be equal in number, 3 rounds of the best to 30, any weapons and maps allowed and mutually agreed to etc... Don't go overboard on the nades or meds though luv, and none of that powerup [:-censored]. Bit of common sense (not the best brit trait) and it should go swimmingly.
Now onto the little details. You can only fight against those who your team borders against.
Example, the Welsh can only go nuts on I.F, O.K and G.P because they're borders collide.
The Irish (A.G) can initiate battle with anyone on the west coast of the main island, (scotland, G.P, S.S and I.F), and vice versa.
Upon the end of a battle between two neighbouring 'clans', the winner claims their area on the map, and the loser ...loses it. If the loser has no other areas of the map claimed in their name, they're ejected from the tournement. Upon claiming a new territory, you can fight your new neighbours from that area too. If a battle occurs between two clans who have multiple territories, the territory won/lost will be that discussed between the two rivals before the battle.
Hardest part of this will be signing up and resisting the want to do cockney rhyming slang. But dont worry kids, leave all the hassle to me: just post your name, contact details and location here in this thread, as well as the details on behalf of anyone else wishing to join this tournement who cares not for signing up to some forum just to get a bit of action.
You've got until the 19th January, a monday, to get your arse in gear.
In the unlikely event that no one signing up lives in a specific area of the UK to claim it, i'll ....think of something really brilliant.
Further details come the 19th. Until then, stop watching repeats of The Fast Show and sign the [:-censored] up.
Irish terrorists unite, car-igniting liverpool kids rejoice, pint spilling londoners scream like a girl as a bouncer escorts you out by the neck, thy time has come to kick some arse.
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Hold still lads, i've got a plan.
Basically, it's a Teammatch game between divided parts of the UK. It's not gonna be anything fancy....just something to pass the time.
Rules are: teams must be equal in number, 3 rounds of the best to 30, any weapons and maps allowed and mutually agreed to etc... Don't go overboard on the nades or meds though luv, and none of that powerup [:-censored]. Bit of common sense (not the best brit trait) and it should go swimmingly.
Now onto the little details. You can only fight against those who your team borders against.
Example, the Welsh can only go nuts on I.F, O.K and G.P because they're borders collide.
The Irish (A.G) can initiate battle with anyone on the west coast of the main island, (scotland, G.P, S.S and I.F), and vice versa.
Upon the end of a battle between two neighbouring 'clans', the winner claims their area on the map, and the loser ...loses it. If the loser has no other areas of the map claimed in their name, they're ejected from the tournement. Upon claiming a new territory, you can fight your new neighbours from that area too. If a battle occurs between two clans who have multiple territories, the territory won/lost will be that discussed between the two rivals before the battle.
Hardest part of this will be signing up and resisting the want to do cockney rhyming slang. But dont worry kids, leave all the hassle to me: just post your name, contact details and location here in this thread, as well as the details on behalf of anyone else wishing to join this tournement who cares not for signing up to some forum just to get a bit of action.
You've got until the 19th January, a monday, to get your arse in gear.
In the unlikely event that no one signing up lives in a specific area of the UK to claim it, i'll ....think of something really brilliant.
Further details come the 19th. Until then, stop watching repeats of The Fast Show and sign the [:-censored] up.