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January 10, 2004, 7:24 pm
Hmm? whats that? what do you mean you dont know what curry is? Get out of here you fat [:-censored], this is a British only thing and theres nothing us brits like better than being VIOLENT towards one another.

Irish terrorists unite, car-igniting liverpool kids rejoice, pint spilling londoners scream like a girl as a bouncer escorts you out by the neck, thy time has come to kick some arse.


Hold still lads, i've got a plan.

Basically, it's a Teammatch game between divided parts of the UK. It's not gonna be anything fancy....just something to pass the time.

Rules are: teams must be equal in number, 3 rounds of the best to 30, any weapons and maps allowed and mutually agreed to etc... Don't go overboard on the nades or meds though luv, and none of that powerup [:-censored]. Bit of common sense (not the best brit trait) and it should go swimmingly.

Now onto the little details. You can only fight against those who your team borders against.

Example, the Welsh can only go nuts on I.F, O.K and G.P because they're borders collide.
The Irish (A.G) can initiate battle with anyone on the west coast of the main island, (scotland, G.P, S.S and I.F), and vice versa.

Upon the end of a battle between two neighbouring 'clans', the winner claims their area on the map, and the loser ...loses it. If the loser has no other areas of the map claimed in their name, they're ejected from the tournement. Upon claiming a new territory, you can fight your new neighbours from that area too. If a battle occurs between two clans who have multiple territories, the territory won/lost will be that discussed between the two rivals before the battle.

Hardest part of this will be signing up and resisting the want to do cockney rhyming slang. But dont worry kids, leave all the hassle to me: just post your name, contact details and location here in this thread, as well as the details on behalf of anyone else wishing to join this tournement who cares not for signing up to some forum just to get a bit of action.

You've got until the 19th January, a monday, to get your arse in gear.

In the unlikely event that no one signing up lives in a specific area of the UK to claim it, i'll ....think of something really brilliant.

Further details come the 19th. Until then, stop watching repeats of The Fast Show and sign the [:-censored] up.

Hektik Sniper
January 10, 2004, 7:30 pm
well i guess im in for V.Q

Cold Fusion
January 10, 2004, 7:36 pm
I'll be in that stellar region we call STELLA ARTOIS. [S.A]


Ah, details...

Name: Cold Fusion
Contact Details: coldfusion@crazie.co.uk

January 10, 2004, 7:37 pm
I wanna be a sheep shagger !!! yeh ! \m/

January 10, 2004, 7:39 pm
You're from holland ya blind cvnt. NO BLOODY FOREIGNERS

January 10, 2004, 7:41 pm
... i can still shag sheeps u know.. ^_^

January 10, 2004, 7:43 pm
i'll be in V.Q

Cold Fusion
January 10, 2004, 8:09 pm
It's time to conquer the UK ;)

January 10, 2004, 8:22 pm
Guess I'm in Incest Freaks. Cheers, Chakra. :(

I must add it's only Tiverton which is riddled with incest, I live far far away from there :P

EDIT: I suppose I'd better give some contact details...

Name: coolsi
Contact: coolsi@crazie.co.uk on MSN or talk to me on IRC...I'm everywhere.

January 10, 2004, 8:56 pm
how do us merseyside folk shag sheep when there is virtually no countryside around here :(
[S.S], and..:sigh: proud =)

name: paradoX
location: [S.S]!
contact: msn- deathridesahorsecalledbinky@hotmail.com

January 11, 2004, 9:25 am
i'm in, yay

contact: alalafista@hotmail.com
location: I.F

January 11, 2004, 5:59 pm
Hey Chak, im sure there will be hours of timewasting over choosing maps, so why dont you just choose 3, like:

At least with thise maps, u cant relly camp or hide ?!?

[8] Or what about 'Home-made' maps???

January 11, 2004, 8:18 pm
I am a master sheep shagging. :| You should let me in.

January 12, 2004, 12:19 am
quote:Originally posted by Chakra
You're from holland ya blind cvnt. NO BLOODY FOREIGNERS

i demand to play with the O.K team!

January 12, 2004, 3:08 am
hello, this is completely off-topic but o well

i know someone whos online name is squidge, are yu he?

(obviously asking if he knows me)

January 13, 2004, 5:53 pm
Alright you miserable [:-censored]s, you've got exactly ...um...lets see now...3...9...14..carry the 2...divide....right, 6 days until this starts, so sign up if you haven't, then we can establish who the true monarchy of Britain is!

January 14, 2004, 4:38 pm
Im also in.....................


cnt w8 to kill u all

January 14, 2004, 4:45 pm
Ok scumbags,
Here are the current mmbers of teams that have signed up.

-Hektik Sniper

-Cold Fusion




As you can see, there are still not yet any A.G.'s, P.T.'s or G.P's nor O.N.'s!!! Guess it might be a battle of the south..Also Cold Fusion is all alone so it'll have to be 1vs1styly against him?!?!?! COME ON PPL : JOIN UP AND LETS HAVE A WARRRRR!... ahem

January 14, 2004, 8:33 pm
Ain't said nowt about not having any 1v1's....in fact i was expecting it: it's perfectly alright. Never expected this to fill up strongly, as there isn't a wealthy resource of hardcore brit-soldats. If theres an area not claimed by someone i'll....um...think of something. In the mean time, where the [:-censored] are all the irish?!

By the way, i'm in S.A you [:-censored]ed up midlander! I smash windows, go joyriding and have fights with drunk pikeys.

*looks again* Squal is in [:-censored]ing holland!

January 16, 2004, 4:09 pm
Roll up, only a weekend to go until it sparks off this Monday. Tell your (british) friends, and lets have a quick kickabout in the park, eh?

January 17, 2004, 1:20 am
heh heh, 2 more for team [O.K] -

Name: MuZzLe
Email: screw_you_guys2002@hotmail.com
Location: O.K

And Manic -
Name: Manic
Email: christophercaffrey@hotmail.com
Location: O.K

chamone [;)]

January 17, 2004, 11:41 am
gah thanx Chakra, made me ruin my proud zero post record :(

Uzzi's in and it's gonna be Stella Artois all the way baby!

January 17, 2004, 11:54 am
ey up, our kid!!
Hope ur prepared, duck.

wants to war [SS]. POst back to organise, and dont 4get to ring the funeral directors.

ey up.
ey down.

Cold Fusion
January 17, 2004, 11:56 am
flab wants to join VQ. He can't post because the forum think he's TomPenny, ahahahahahahaetc.


January 17, 2004, 1:27 pm
well i just make it in to the S.S region on the map :( , but anyhow im in
Name : Kimera
Region : [S.S]
email/MSN : Kimera445@hotmail.com

January 19, 2004, 8:02 pm
Oh [:-censored] me, its Monday already?

Well, looks like this ickle brit-cup has summoned a handsome 14 players.

V.Q -
Hektik Sniper, member of BA clan and found on quakenet irc : irc.quakenet.org : #britisharmy
suika, also found on irc : #2wai.soldat
flab, member of SaD, again on irc. #fragbait

S.A -
Chakra, usually in #2wai.soldat, Chak_Red@hotmail.com for msn
Uzzi, 2Wai member found on irc #2wai.soldat
Cold Fusion, BA member found on irc #britisharmy and coldfusion@crazie.co.uk msn

I.F -
coolsi, coolsi@crazie.co.uk and on several irc channels
squidge contact: alalafista@hotmail.com

S.S -
parad0x, msn- deathridesahorsecalledbinky@hotmail.com as well as irc
Kimera, often found in #2wai.soldat

O.K -
DarK, jacques_mckenna@yahoo.co.uk
|-Mysta-E-|, DontWant@Spam.com (A real e-mail/msn?)
Muzzle, screw_you_guys2002@hotmail.com
Manic, christophercaffrey@hotmail.com

There was a 2 for 1 deal down at oddbins, so there'll be no scots playing.

All their comp's weren't attatched to a chain in the wall. Yoink!

No one lives there. Ever. Just the people parked on the M1.

Some scottish salmon had sex with their potatoes, so they're a little busy now throwing up.

For progress to be kept, I sincerely suggest you make and keep contact with your members, and attempt to get in touch with other 'territories'. If one, or all of the players on your team appear idle, feel free to have a match without them, even if it's a 1v1. Otherwise, all the rules on the front page still apply.

One final rule: do not post the results of your battles, simply PM the results to me through this forum. Should keep it tidy....i'll update the map when necessary.

Remember, this is just a ickle wickle cup game between us arrogant uk peeps, so theres no 'strict' rules: simply agree how the match should be before hand, how many nades, powerups, weapon restrictions, maps, and so on.

Additionally, if someone who hasn't signed up requests to be a part of this, he may join the team (supposing that team is active) he applies to on approval of the team itself.

*buggers off for a cup of tea*

January 23, 2004, 11:00 am
i withdraw, and my name is paradoX not parad0(zero, wtf lol?)x

January 23, 2004, 11:49 am
You're gonna leave your buddy Kimera all alone?! why you slimey little catatonia loving greasy bastad!

That leaves one man for the Welsh....and one for IF, seeing as Coolsi and squidge are in fact BROTHERS and share the same pc. Hmm.

Coolsi, Kimera, get in touch sometime (you both cross each others paths on irc, #2wai.soldat) ...if you wish, you can join forces, and become the Sheep Freaks....or if you wish, don't. Your choice guys.

January 24, 2004, 6:28 pm
heh, sorry Chakra i just wont be able to play. hope it goes well.