I want hot pants for my soldat. Please implement this.

i want some ice cream. does that mean i should be able to eat ice cream in soldat? no.

now kids, lets apply this logic to juicy juice juice box from costco 24 pk.'s suggestion:

juice box wants hot pants for his soldat. (remember that our soldat is a representation of our manhood and an absolute gauge of who we are, thus this sentence should read such:)

JUICE_BOX IS GAY! does that mean JUICE_BOX should be able to be gay in SOLDAT? umm... sure, i've got nothing against gays.

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now what did we accompolish here? yes, that's right childern, illogical syllogism. whats a syllogism? well... uhh... its kinda like a eu-goo-go-ly. or did you not think i knew what a eu-goo-go-ly was? (zoolander.)

well.. I'm confused..

pfft if anything u should be able to whare 50 cents bullet proof vest

I demand metrosexual soldats!

HEHEHEHE! Nice nice. We should make a SoldAT for idiots specialy. We can add all the crap noobs ask hehe. We can add cows, cars, tanks, Devels, ghost, and more [:-censored]. But that would make us Idiots.