1. Someone calls themselves a vet and you ask how long they went to college to be one.
2. You ask how to shoot "the rocket."
3. You can't find the request servers.
4. You start a server named "soldat server."
5. You kill someone named "yourself" and you don't respawn so you think you are indestructable.
6. You ask someone where the minimize button is for soldat.
7. You can't figure out why the other reds on your team don't die when you shoot them.
8. You ask what company produced soldat.
9. You get stuck in a poly bug and you think you found a secret passage.
10. You just can't figure out how to change oyur name.

btw, lets keep this thread funny, no "if you use barret" or "if you spawn camp" or "if your a camper" this is for fun not for disscusion =D

11.if oyu post stupid topics on how you know what you are

12. When you are in need of vehicles...

13. when you use barret

13- You wonder why you explode in the middle of the air
14- You can't find the jump button
15- You don't know what a manual is.
16- You aren't sure what the flag does, and try to whack people over the head with it
17- You go in poly bugs deliberately

18- Your ask everyone in the server your personal controls "cough" game arena "cough"

19- You see Terminator talking and taunting you, so you respond to what he says
20- You enter a server and ask "is this game online?"

21-Your name is soldier
22-You call me a noob when my score is 3 times as high of yours.

23. You think dieing when you fall is a bug in realistic mode.

24- You ask boogie man to join your clan.

25 - You have just started playing Soldat.

26- you think everyone is hacking.

27-You think michal is some polish guy, when he really is a god.

28- You think soldat is turn-based.

29 - The Minigun is your favourite weapon
30 - You post something like or this (look at the second idea)

Edit - w00t Frogboy, look at us both: 666 [:-devil] *Takes Screenshot*

31- You try to defend a forum mmeber jsut because he is an idiot. (haha jsut had to take that shot =P)

32-you don't even know what the meaning of spam is

What does spam have to do with Soldat?

And I'm deleting my old posts to stay at a constant 666 posts. Its not like anyone looks back there...

33.when you ask how to yell, smoke, piss and chew tabbaco

34- You think the chainsaw is easy and the barret is hard.

35. you ask 'what am i supposed to do with the flag?'

36 - When you ask why the hell you always die.

quote: What does spam have to do with Soldat?

And I'm deleting my old posts to stay at a constant 666 posts. Its not like anyone looks back there...


Hehehe, well me and t don't really like each other. Just look under the game improvments. Anyway that is a slick post idea.

37 - you wonder what does "Michal Marcinkowski" mean
38 - you are in defending team in Infiltration and you try to capture the black flag
39 - you are happy if you take the Flamegod bonus in CTF
40 - you ask "How to take the bow" in Rambomatch
41 - you kill everyone except the rambo in Rambomatch

42. You say minigun is noobish weapon. *Points at hitman*
43. You hide in the camonet on Laos and spawn rape people who spawn there. (I did this back then because it was fun to annoy people.)

44- While your playing a ctf match your fighting a person on the other team and you see their teamchat appear above their heads and your yell "HACKER!!!!!!!!!!"

45-It is neccicary to let everyone know that you got a multi kill.

46. you say woot all the time thinking it will make you cooler

quote:Originally posted by n00bface
13. when you use barret

F**k you
quote:Originally posted by frogboy
34- You think the chainsaw is easy and the barret is hard.

and f**k you too

-47 You are n00bface
-48 You are frogboy

[:-censored] you too buddy

36. You accuse people of cheating because they dont die from your shots
37. You have never heard of CbbLe before =)

49- you ask how to get that flaming bow.
50- you ask ppl how to taunt.
51- you can't sleep, becouse you can't remember how to make a server.

52. When you own
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LOL. That was funny.

53-if your aussie and i havnt owned u yet (doesnt apply to americans japs neo nazis etc)
54-if you actualy bothered reading all these things so you dont do them
55-if your still reading here
56- ^ ditto
57-if u attempt to throw the chainsaw at people to kill them

58. If you ask where you can get soldat hacks.
59. You post pr0n on the forums.
60. You type /victory instead of just doing alt+4 [stock key]
61. You think the flag is just there to add a decorative touch
62. You think the top of Voland is a big bug
63. You wonder why you die when you hit the spikes under the bridge
64. You hold W when running, instead of tapping it.
65. You somehow manage to kill yourself by throwing your knife forward, and still hit it.

60. You type /victory instead of just doing alt+4 [stock key]
If I type that this appears: # # # # . . .

Uh... check your alt key, and your 4 key... damn international keyboards.

61- You think Michal is Michael.

LOL that is becuz I changed my taunts, if you are a newbie you can really press alt4 to type victory, if you arent just maybe you can

66. You wonder what the significance of the number '1.2' is.
68. You post here and get the number wrong.

69. You start a topic saying "Hi Im New"

quote:46. you say woot all the time thinking it will make you coolerLol, *Cough *Cough CBW *Cough*