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made this story we got bored and im Princeofsayjin and hes ivebeenhaddammit ok?! dododoudodu read it lmao its kinda wierd..
ivebeenhaddammit: or Hugh G. Rekshin
Princeofsayjin: I want to be..... rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: ahaha
ivebeenhaddammit: alright
ivebeenhaddammit: ill be
ivebeenhaddammit: Moe Lester
Princeofsayjin: LMAO perfect :-)
Princeofsayjin: Well one day Moe Lester went outside to pick up his newspaper
ivebeenhaddammit: Naked.
ivebeenhaddammit: He looked to his left
ivebeenhaddammit: to see his German toothbrush making neighbor
ivebeenhaddammit: Hugh G. Rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: Ah lovely to see you sexy.
Princeofsayjin: Jacking off in the window
Princeofsayjin: XD
Princeofsayjin: >.> was grampa
ivebeenhaddammit: I see your right on time with your daily exercise.
ivebeenhaddammit: *winks*
Princeofsayjin: oooooo how lovely!
Princeofsayjin: it just burns the calorys that i got from the donut!
Princeofsayjin: How might you be doing naked Moe?
ivebeenhaddammit: Well my ass is a bit crusted but all in all the the guys inside are having a blast.
Princeofsayjin: Ah having a blast what might they be doing?
ivebeenhaddammit: blasting eachother in the face
ivebeenhaddammit: with our new water guns
ivebeenhaddammit: How about you, Hugh?
Princeofsayjin: Ah doing fine but water gun fight sounds fun... i still have a little sperm left in my penis can i join in?
ivebeenhaddammit: Sperm? Penis?
ivebeenhaddammit: O_O
ivebeenhaddammit: We're a bit shy.
Princeofsayjin: na they can use there water guns my penis will blow them away
ivebeenhaddammit: Probably.
ivebeenhaddammit: Hey, what about Mrs. Rekshin?
ivebeenhaddammit: Hows she doing?
Princeofsayjin: Shes finger banging her self at the moment.
ivebeenhaddammit: ew..
ivebeenhaddammit: shes 94
ivebeenhaddammit: thats sick.
Princeofsayjin: Yea i know but her pussy is still kicking
ivebeenhaddammit: ........
Princeofsayjin: Ah im sorry
Princeofsayjin: didnt meant to bring up that old issue with you...
ivebeenhaddammit:
ivebeenhaddammit: oh the irony.
Princeofsayjin: your wife died when she finger banged her self...
ivebeenhaddammit: *flicks wrist*
ivebeenhaddammit: Yeah, it was kind of sad.
ivebeenhaddammit: But delightful really
ivebeenhaddammit: I finally found the light
ivebeenhaddammit: Homosexuality
ivebeenhaddammit: I, Moe Lester, am no longer a trapped man.
Princeofsayjin: Well im not gay im just free with my sexuality i like to masterbate here finger bang there [:-censored] over there and piss wherever
ivebeenhaddammit: ..
ivebeenhaddammit: Stupid nazi.
Princeofsayjin: Ah im not really a nazi i make the best toothbrushes around... with a little salt and pepper I could get you a husband.
ivebeenhaddammit: anti-semetic toothbrushes, i might add.
ivebeenhaddammit: i see those inscribings
ivebeenhaddammit: "der fuhrer r teh pwn!"
ivebeenhaddammit: and the
ivebeenhaddammit: "i eat dredles for breakfast!"
ivebeenhaddammit: im a jew you know
ivebeenhaddammit: a big fat gay jew.
Princeofsayjin: Ah you have a great eye.... and your a jew?
Princeofsayjin: amazing mind if i Try out my new toothbrush
ivebeenhaddammit: are you sure its a TOOTH brush?
Princeofsayjin: ^_^ thats for me to know and you to find out
ivebeenhaddammit: but i dont want to find out
ivebeenhaddammit: mr rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: youre scaring me
Princeofsayjin: I know i know my little moe It will be all better when you pull down your pants.
ivebeenhaddammit: but.. but sir.
ivebeenhaddammit: youre a foreigner.
ivebeenhaddammit: you might have
ivebeenhaddammit: sars
Princeofsayjin: I DO HAVE SARS MY LITTLE [:-censored]ER
Princeofsayjin: im going to PUT THIS TOOTHBRUSH WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
ivebeenhaddammit: sweet mother of mercy
ivebeenhaddammit: *runs off into the backyard*
ivebeenhaddammit: OH MY [:-censored]ING GOD
ivebeenhaddammit: GET AWAY FROM ME
Princeofsayjin: COME HERE NOW *Runs at moe lester with his toothbrush*
ivebeenhaddammit: OMG
ivebeenhaddammit: *trips over a dildo*
ivebeenhaddammit: hey wtf
ivebeenhaddammit: whered this come from
Princeofsayjin: *laughs like an insane person*
ivebeenhaddammit: Sir
Princeofsayjin: Looks over at moes dead wife....
ivebeenhaddammit: your pants are down.
Princeofsayjin: >.>
Princeofsayjin: OMFG there down for a reason!
Princeofsayjin: im going to [:-censored] your dead wife
Princeofsayjin: Jumps on moes dead wife and starts to hump
ivebeenhaddammit: um..
ivebeenhaddammit: if u want
ivebeenhaddammit: theres lube behind the tree
ivebeenhaddammit: it was there when..
ivebeenhaddammit: uh..
ivebeenhaddammit: joe came over
ivebeenhaddammit: yeah...
Princeofsayjin: Na i found an old cum jar of yours in your dresser its the best lube around
ivebeenhaddammit: *puts face into palm*
ivebeenhaddammit: sweet jesus.
Princeofsayjin: Ah dont worry i only used half the jar
ivebeenhaddammit: you humping my dead wife makes baby jesus chry.
ivebeenhaddammit: cry*
ivebeenhaddammit: that took me three years!
Princeofsayjin: ooo LMAO HAHAAH sorry
Princeofsayjin: shes still tight
ivebeenhaddammit: THATS HER EAR
Princeofsayjin: OOOOOOO
Princeofsayjin: well who cares
Princeofsayjin: my jobs done
made this story we got bored and im Princeofsayjin and hes ivebeenhaddammit ok?! dododoudodu read it lmao its kinda wierd..
ivebeenhaddammit: or Hugh G. Rekshin
Princeofsayjin: I want to be..... rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: ahaha
ivebeenhaddammit: alright
ivebeenhaddammit: ill be
ivebeenhaddammit: Moe Lester
Princeofsayjin: LMAO perfect :-)
Princeofsayjin: Well one day Moe Lester went outside to pick up his newspaper
ivebeenhaddammit: Naked.
ivebeenhaddammit: He looked to his left
ivebeenhaddammit: to see his German toothbrush making neighbor
ivebeenhaddammit: Hugh G. Rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: Ah lovely to see you sexy.
Princeofsayjin: Jacking off in the window
Princeofsayjin: XD
Princeofsayjin: >.> was grampa
ivebeenhaddammit: I see your right on time with your daily exercise.
ivebeenhaddammit: *winks*
Princeofsayjin: oooooo how lovely!
Princeofsayjin: it just burns the calorys that i got from the donut!
Princeofsayjin: How might you be doing naked Moe?
ivebeenhaddammit: Well my ass is a bit crusted but all in all the the guys inside are having a blast.
Princeofsayjin: Ah having a blast what might they be doing?
ivebeenhaddammit: blasting eachother in the face
ivebeenhaddammit: with our new water guns
ivebeenhaddammit: How about you, Hugh?
Princeofsayjin: Ah doing fine but water gun fight sounds fun... i still have a little sperm left in my penis can i join in?
ivebeenhaddammit: Sperm? Penis?
ivebeenhaddammit: O_O
ivebeenhaddammit: We're a bit shy.
Princeofsayjin: na they can use there water guns my penis will blow them away
ivebeenhaddammit: Probably.
ivebeenhaddammit: Hey, what about Mrs. Rekshin?
ivebeenhaddammit: Hows she doing?
Princeofsayjin: Shes finger banging her self at the moment.
ivebeenhaddammit: ew..
ivebeenhaddammit: shes 94
ivebeenhaddammit: thats sick.
Princeofsayjin: Yea i know but her pussy is still kicking
ivebeenhaddammit: ........
Princeofsayjin: Ah im sorry
Princeofsayjin: didnt meant to bring up that old issue with you...
ivebeenhaddammit:
ivebeenhaddammit: oh the irony.
Princeofsayjin: your wife died when she finger banged her self...
ivebeenhaddammit: *flicks wrist*
ivebeenhaddammit: Yeah, it was kind of sad.
ivebeenhaddammit: But delightful really
ivebeenhaddammit: I finally found the light
ivebeenhaddammit: Homosexuality
ivebeenhaddammit: I, Moe Lester, am no longer a trapped man.
Princeofsayjin: Well im not gay im just free with my sexuality i like to masterbate here finger bang there [:-censored] over there and piss wherever
ivebeenhaddammit: ..
ivebeenhaddammit: Stupid nazi.
Princeofsayjin: Ah im not really a nazi i make the best toothbrushes around... with a little salt and pepper I could get you a husband.
ivebeenhaddammit: anti-semetic toothbrushes, i might add.
ivebeenhaddammit: i see those inscribings
ivebeenhaddammit: "der fuhrer r teh pwn!"
ivebeenhaddammit: and the
ivebeenhaddammit: "i eat dredles for breakfast!"
ivebeenhaddammit: im a jew you know
ivebeenhaddammit: a big fat gay jew.
Princeofsayjin: Ah you have a great eye.... and your a jew?
Princeofsayjin: amazing mind if i Try out my new toothbrush
ivebeenhaddammit: are you sure its a TOOTH brush?
Princeofsayjin: ^_^ thats for me to know and you to find out
ivebeenhaddammit: but i dont want to find out
ivebeenhaddammit: mr rekshin
ivebeenhaddammit: youre scaring me
Princeofsayjin: I know i know my little moe It will be all better when you pull down your pants.
ivebeenhaddammit: but.. but sir.
ivebeenhaddammit: youre a foreigner.
ivebeenhaddammit: you might have
ivebeenhaddammit: sars
Princeofsayjin: I DO HAVE SARS MY LITTLE [:-censored]ER
Princeofsayjin: im going to PUT THIS TOOTHBRUSH WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
ivebeenhaddammit: sweet mother of mercy
ivebeenhaddammit: *runs off into the backyard*
ivebeenhaddammit: OH MY [:-censored]ING GOD
ivebeenhaddammit: GET AWAY FROM ME
Princeofsayjin: COME HERE NOW *Runs at moe lester with his toothbrush*
ivebeenhaddammit: OMG
ivebeenhaddammit: *trips over a dildo*
ivebeenhaddammit: hey wtf
ivebeenhaddammit: whered this come from
Princeofsayjin: *laughs like an insane person*
ivebeenhaddammit: Sir
Princeofsayjin: Looks over at moes dead wife....
ivebeenhaddammit: your pants are down.
Princeofsayjin: >.>
Princeofsayjin: OMFG there down for a reason!
Princeofsayjin: im going to [:-censored] your dead wife
Princeofsayjin: Jumps on moes dead wife and starts to hump
ivebeenhaddammit: um..
ivebeenhaddammit: if u want
ivebeenhaddammit: theres lube behind the tree
ivebeenhaddammit: it was there when..
ivebeenhaddammit: uh..
ivebeenhaddammit: joe came over
ivebeenhaddammit: yeah...
Princeofsayjin: Na i found an old cum jar of yours in your dresser its the best lube around
ivebeenhaddammit: *puts face into palm*
ivebeenhaddammit: sweet jesus.
Princeofsayjin: Ah dont worry i only used half the jar
ivebeenhaddammit: you humping my dead wife makes baby jesus chry.
ivebeenhaddammit: cry*
ivebeenhaddammit: that took me three years!
Princeofsayjin: ooo LMAO HAHAAH sorry
Princeofsayjin: shes still tight
ivebeenhaddammit: THATS HER EAR
Princeofsayjin: OOOOOOO
Princeofsayjin: well who cares
Princeofsayjin: my jobs done