Ok ok ok ok i have gas right?
well i have had gas before and this one time i had really bad gas i dont remember what i ate but man my friend was over and i was sitting in a white chair right? Well i kept on farting and he said dude STOP IT !!! IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD PEOPLE HAVING SEX AND THE GUYS [:-censored] IS ROTTING INTO THE DEAD LADYS PUSSY.. im like it smells that bad then ill stop for a while. so i did then my friend and i was playing supersmash bros melee... so i got pisssed because he killed me after a while and i said heres my HAND GERNADE BITCH and i farted on him and it was like for a whole minute it was just A BIG HUGE FART and he was in shock.
he just sat there while the gas started to eat away at my white chair... and i think he passed out with hes eyes open because he didnt move for like an hour so i won the super smash game. and he was still sitting there so finally i got tired of him being there so i put him in a wheel barrel and put him out side in the snow and he finally woke up and walked away some where i think he died.. i dont know but guys
MY chair is freaking green now... and im pissed
well i have had gas before and this one time i had really bad gas i dont remember what i ate but man my friend was over and i was sitting in a white chair right? Well i kept on farting and he said dude STOP IT !!! IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD PEOPLE HAVING SEX AND THE GUYS [:-censored] IS ROTTING INTO THE DEAD LADYS PUSSY.. im like it smells that bad then ill stop for a while. so i did then my friend and i was playing supersmash bros melee... so i got pisssed because he killed me after a while and i said heres my HAND GERNADE BITCH and i farted on him and it was like for a whole minute it was just A BIG HUGE FART and he was in shock.
he just sat there while the gas started to eat away at my white chair... and i think he passed out with hes eyes open because he didnt move for like an hour so i won the super smash game. and he was still sitting there so finally i got tired of him being there so i put him in a wheel barrel and put him out side in the snow and he finally woke up and walked away some where i think he died.. i dont know but guys
MY chair is freaking green now... and im pissed