Im guessing 9 inches 3 cenimeters.! maybe if we guess right he will flat out tell us? right?!

ewwww

ewww is not a guess....

I'd say 40 feet long and he can hang from tree's and help kids out of holes.

larf!

I will laugh a lot at CC when I discover Styx is a woman

i cant guess the size of something unexistent ;)

OMG LOL.

x, where x represents the correct length

x2/2

Let's compare Styx's penis size to... say... Africa? Let Africa equal 2x + 4. Now, let's have x = 'Large'. Therefore he would be 2(Large)+ 4, which would amount to roughly ExtraLarge + 4. Now then, ExtraLarge + 4 approximately equals "DamnThatsBig". "DamnThatsBig" So right now Styx's penis = Africa = "DamnThatsBig". Makes sense? Absolutely not.

There are several reasons that prove this theory wrong. The first of which is that compared to the rest of the universe (which refers to me, being the absolute everything known in existance), Africa is quite small. Secondly, 2x + 4 has a variable x in which x is unknown. X does not equal Large. No. In fact, x equals "extremely tiny." Therefore, if you are twice as tiny as "extremely tiny", that would make you "ridiculously tiny." Add four to it and you get "Wow that's small."

DNA.styx's penis = 2x + 4 = "Wow that's small."

So whenever DNA.styx's penis is used, we can replace it with "Wow that's small." Because if A = B and B = C, then A = C. Transitive property.

In conclusion, we can safely say "Wow it's small" when referring to DNA.styx's penis size.

thats mean

quote:Originally posted by liquidis x snake
Let's compare Styx's penis size to... say... Africa? Let Africa equal 2x + 4. Now, let's have x = 'Large'. Therefore he would be 2(Large)+ 4, which would amount to roughly ExtraLarge + 4. Now then, ExtraLarge + 4 approximately equals "DamnThatsBig". "DamnThatsBig" So right now Styx's penis = Africa = "DamnThatsBig". Makes sense? Absolutely not.

There are several reasons that prove this theory wrong. The first of which is that compared to the rest of the universe (which refers to me, being the absolute everything known in existance), Africa is quite small. Secondly, 2x + 4 has a variable x in which x is unknown. X does not equal Large. No. In fact, x equals "extremely tiny." Therefore, if you are twice as tiny as "extremely tiny", that would make you "ridiculously tiny." Add four to it and you get "Wow that's small."

DNA.styx's penis = 2x + 4 = "Wow that's small."

So whenever DNA.styx's penis is used, we can replace it with "Wow that's small." Because if A = B and B = C, then A = C. Transitive property.

In conclusion, we can safely say "Wow it's small" when referring to DNA.styx's penis size.


Curses, why couldn't you have been my senior year calc teacher? I feel so much smarter now...

If styxs a woman im hitting on her XD HAHAHHA