Well i have noticed when i eat spicy food like omega hot chicken wings i seem to... poop like the [:-censored]ens i mean gosh i splatter that stuff every where. it has alot of force to... i mean its almost like a hose it just squirts every where!.. and it burns your butt! i mean badd you want to take some lotion and rub it all over you butt!

sometimes i get it all over the floor and sometimes i get it all over the dog or the rug. this one time i got this old man on the face and it burnt his face off and he yelled and then melted away into the sewer system them i [:-censored] fire all over the town killing every one >.>

wait a second CHICKEN WINGS ROXKS S

yeah man, you take a crap and your ass catches on fire

...yaaawn

carl, you should make up a story about how you own the bash pit and how styx is powerless to stop you.

ISNT THERE A WAY TO MAKE YOU DISSAPEAR??!?!>!#?! (except guns. i dont like guns)

predator bonus [;)]

hahahaha