Let me first ask U...?? When U play against bots..U Play Impossible aight?? And second... In online games.. Do u get owned or do U Own! [:D]

If u wanna know about me..Ask Liquid_VS_Boogie_Freak or HellCraw..They know that better than me! ;)..But ill say im okay to soldat! :D..

danskere styre til soldat! ;)

I'm okay at times. I have improved since I first started playing.

i win about 95% of online DM matches. I know a handful of people that can consistently beat me.

CTF is a different thing tho

i kick ass

I'd say I'm pretty good, but I have my bad days, lol, and they're bad!

I am okay but i am doomed to play with crappy ping. :P

I just play against single Bots sometimes, to train my aiming. Most often I play against Kruger on impossible, and win about 20:2-20:5. I made 20:1 few days ago. so damn close to 20:0! had 19:0, but no, Kruger came and killed me once before I could kill him again [:-weepn]

Online DM Matches on public servers aren't often a challenge, I think because the best players just play CTF. And that's what I do, too. And in CTF, well, my stats aren't bad, but it depends on how many good players are in the enemy team, compared to our team.. and how many barreters are playing ._.

I win 95% of the DM matches played online, but at duels I'm not that good, almost any barreter with any skill can beat me pretty easily (I use AK). But I can't remember right now anyone who could own me without a barret :|

Well, Spazie... When we duel with autos, we usually just kill eachothers at the same time :P

I got some days ago stats 30:0 at dm (yes, it was against newbies) :)

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I think of myself as a asskicking DM player and win mostly every games I participate in

ctf im good also but people have unfortunatly caught up with me =)

Eh im a newb, I cant hit for [:-censored]. :)

Who cares? The important thing is being albe to chainsaw someone

quote:Originally posted by palloco
Who cares? The important thing is being albe to chainsaw someone

Yeh thats hard sometimes :)

B b b but, I want m m my s st stapler.

Like someone said to me yesterday, I'm the best Inf player. :)

I rule the field with the M67, I look funny with a knife, I kill myself with granades. I am everything and a little more.

eh guil, you are very good with the mp5 on defense, dunno bout your offensive skills though

and yes, fabmanx is incredibly awful at soldat.

HAHA yeah, i suc* with the barret. :)

On offense I know I'm not the best but I don't really care 'cause I don't spend all my time on this. I prefer to defend 'cause I like to be a human shield, support my team in critical situation. I'm always there when ppl don't want to see me. :)

EDIT: SPectral stop changing your message. :P

o/ I rule DM with an Ironfist.

Yup spectral once beat me 30-0, man i suck :) WOO

M67?

I'mgood with CTF and ok with all the others... but... when theres no lag i am godly.. but thats rare cuz i got 56k.... unless i got on a schools comp (my pants are teal color)

You know what he means!

Everyone beats every DM game. But what are the ones who lose, when everyone wins? How can anyone lose if everyone wins? aah...

I remain a decently formidable opponent and still retain the same hate/weakness for one-hit fighers.

I'd place me in the higher ranks. As long as I don't play against barretards I can pwn everybody :). Sometimes I suck, like someone said, on a scala from 1 - 10 (10 best) is my skill 1-10 :P.

Barretards arn't hard just keep moving and ducking... thats how i deal with them

Barret users never win.

Noob extraordinaire, right here. Worst of the worst. You look at me and you look at the man who taught the noobs how to act noob. Thank god there's no more than 2 of me online, (refers to Fab).

Lol^

Theres a lot of people on 56k How can any.. one play like this I got it and its fully [:-censored]house! But my 56k dose come in at 33.2kbs so I people who have working 56k would get it better.

IM good.... That will say that im GOD him self... :D
I have joined the Zum0 clan :D its the best clan i have bin in .... :D

Barret-men are the coolest!! [;)]... IM a barret man and i kick but! [:p] Join [SZ] i can only saY...

quote:Originally posted by DT
Barretards arn't hard just keep moving and ducking... thats how i deal with them


Yeah, I duck and he moves his cursor 5 mm down... I don't mean the people that use it to defend the Flag or Base, I mean they who use it as a assault weapon generally.

Like other ppl I have bad days 2.. But arent there anyonw who have bad days..allways?? :D.. Allmost anyone in here deskribe them self as pretty good...?? One day we scould make a fight all of us! :P

deal with barret users by flying in unpredictable directions. moving and ducking does no good if they know where you're going next.

I admit I suk...and those bad days and good days stuff are all just lame excuses IMO. If you are good and practices well, then everyday will always be a good day.

lovely how this is turning into a barret thread :D

who cares if u r good or bad? i dont really mind bout that, i just love it when some real noob starts calling me a noob coz i kicked his arse, well, i enjoy being called a noob, dunno why...
but i dont care if i play good or bad as long as im having fun.

Yes U Can have bad days...!! Erveryone have bad days...If U run 1000m U dont run in the same time as U did last..Sometimes better sometimes worth! ;D

You know that you are good when you stop having the "bad days"

quote:Originally posted by BMF
You know that you are good when you stop having the "bad days"

Yeah, and you can talk casually and kick everyone's ass without even thinking.

I SUCK... ask anyone, i am the bigest n00b in soldat, even more so than n00bface

btw eesahe you were playing with n00bs so its not suppriseing...

two people sarcastically calling themselves n00bs is enough.

quote:Yeah, and you can talk casually and kick everyone's ass without even thinking.

Ahaha yeah. I love talking on the phone while playing a deathmatch. You have to think of something else, so you just let your reflexes take over. Its an interesting feeling. I think i actually play better when i am on the phone.

Not CTF tho, in ctf you have to think alot

dathker, yew're wrong. I pawn..

Im better than all of yo momma's.

i am good in ctf, ok in dm, i eitehr do really good or really bad when i play soldat, i pwn on offense on voland and pwn on defense on kampf

While playing Soldat DM, it often helps to drink a Piña Colada, followed by getting caught in the rain.

i usualy own online dm's, around 80% becuase sometimes there is this 1 guy that owns everyone.

dunno ask Spectral bout my skills [:o)]

: ) Id like to play you and remove your smug face.

I'm unstopable.. well almost unstopable when
i'm in RAGE mode and thier is no lag.... or is rage my Kai... or both.... UHG I JUST CONFUSED MY SELF....

hooo

quote:i usualy own online dm's, around 80% becuase sometimes there is this 1 guy that owns everyone.
dunno ask Spectral bout my skills [:0)]
eh i hope the smug face was not implying that you beat me [;)]. but ya, id say your smug face is backed up to a large extent.

Haha, "rage mode" where do people come up with this stuff to boost their self-confidence...

well, i actually dunno how to describe myself... i sometimes own.. sometimes suck like [:-censored]... specially when i get freaky or nervous or wtv.. but i am able to chain someone in mid air :D LOL

so i ask everyone out there.. how am i? who am i? where do i belong? where is "here"?

You cant really have a fair fight with someone over the net because the lag is just to bad someones always going to be closer to the server giving them the advantage. Youd have to lan to make it a fair fight

I'm OK, I guess...I would say around 85% I land in the Top 3 on DM. Still, there are good days and there are bad days, and I'm sure you people could beat me any day of the week. [:D]

LOL...U cant set % on yore scores :p...HEHE!

I used to own ...... not sure about now :P

n00b face i didn't say you suck...i just said that i was MORE of a n00b than you were...that means that im not to bad...

quote:Originally posted by n00bface
Im better than all of yo momma's.
thats not saying much considering that most mothers dont play soldat or any video games for that matter

i have a growing hate for barret assaulters, and a respect for barret snipers/campers. i usually do some pwnzing with M79 and m249 SAW, im very experienced with a rocket launcher i can usually do that thing where u aim at targets off-screen who are running away, like flag carriers, when u estimate their height and distance based on there rate of movement and direction and hit them with launcher off screen, i think there needs to be a scope on the launcher, thatd pwn

why dont u summarise that to law user?

quote:Originally posted by Spectral
quote:i usualy own online dm's, around 80% becuase sometimes there is this 1 guy that owns everyone.
dunno ask Spectral bout my skills [:0)]
eh i hope the smug face was not implying that you beat me [;)]. but ya, id say your smug face is backed up to a large extent.

nah man u own me with some serious skill [xx(]

I am the best, and i kill the rest

With your two posts.

*note: Then you deleted your double-post. :P

well i don't know how good i am cause i don't play on the net due to lag. my faviourite thing to play is a me v 3 impossible bots (team deathmatch)and i generally win at 100kills to 0-5kills. fun thoguh bots need to be better. i play on realistic with the ruger. how come no one uses this gun? it's awesome it's fast and powerfull and one hit kill on realistic and it has the fastest reload time.

i would rate my self but with no one to compare to that wouldn't mean much. and hi to all on my first post

Iam noobeh! woo haven't played in months I can only play for few mins b4 experiencing lag and looking like a hacker cause I lag so badly lol...

yes i have been experiencing it to... even when i use a school comp... oh and this is of topic but nice sig pic that ninja in blue is from lf2... great game....

Omg its Kamikaze Ninja!

i am very good if i say it myself

KN has returned?!

arghh kami where ya been!?

I think i play good/fair except the days i play soldat in the morning and i get killed "spawnkilled by like 5 campers waiting for ppl to respawn" those are some of my bad days aha
some of my good day pictures are here so here are 2 of them, i dont usually get ss's of my bad days anyway hehe
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yes.... my mod sucks now i use anotherone hehe that was a few months ago [:D] maybe december 2003 or january 2004

idk i been busy running my ro server lol.
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free ro server /gg

lol drock, that first picture showed you team having 4 flag captures, which you scored 3 of... meaning you only had 25 kills and 27 deaths... if that's a good day.. then.. geeze..

Soldat > RO :/

no, RO > than almost everything except MU, too bad MU is going p2p now and i cant play yet cuz ITS NOT P2P YETTTT...

noobface check out my team though, i always have the freakng curse of having 1 idle on everysingle game
actually sekushi knows how i play [:P] i dont need screenshots to prove how bad or good i am, friends say it ehe

why exactly do you have a screenshot of superkill getting mastah killa as your avatar?

all i c is an "image hosted by tripod", which is actually calvin doing a dance.

What do you mean from Calvin and Hobbes, cause I also see the hosted thing, but when I copy the link address in to the address bar I still get the hosted thing. Weird..

Anyway, back on topic. Well, I don't have that many bad days as I used to, if any, now I just suffer cause of my stupid Soldat jumping every 10-15 seconds, and it's driving me mad cause I die for dumb [:-censored] reasons!

I'm good in CTF match

Yes sir...!! Cant U make a Poll in a Topic?? Then i want to make one with Questions like best mode? 1.CTF
2.DM
3.TM And so on...

I suck.

lol im gonna be a noob w/1k ping and use the name Katsumaru{KN} lol

Mamikaze comided suicide! :P.. CoolZ Name [;)]

Yeah...... everyone gets the lots of caps no deaths games every once in a while. When it happens, you know you're playin with noobs tho, heh...

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I've got tons like those ^^

[:D][:D][:D]
marbire juega conmigo y no tendras ni 1 muerte [8D]
if anyone wants to know what i just said
http://www.google.com/language_tools
type from spanish to english just too lazy right now to translate [:P]

Okay...THat is nice...Wanna have a fight! [:P] lol!!

I did´t acually understand that?? Ehm..Read Rules pls :P...

I feel confident about my skills, I mean i wouldn't go piss if i saw more than 1 person charging down at me. I usually get a lot of captures, more than half my teams. But sometimes i really get mowed down like BANG![xx(]

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Does that tell you anything?

That you're an egoistic braggart?