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Congratulations. If you play against me with a Barret, I'll see you using a big, floppy dildo instead of the normal .50 calibur sniper gun which you think is so great. I'm thinking about changing the sounds to be wet splashy semen effects, and modding the bullet to be a sperm, but I don't know if I could stand up to playing with that kind of ridiculous mod 24/7. Plus, then it'd have to be Penis 3000M instead, because what kind of dildo shoots sperm?

Are there any other stupid/silly mods like this around?

you like, ummm....god. someone else do it...im too tired

Children, children, settle down. There's no need to get sand in your diapers. I'm just having a little self-enjoyable fun with my little dildonics modifications.

And by the way, I maybe be the King of Complaint, but do you see any whining in here? No. I see a graphics change meant to poke fun at the thousands of Barreters out there. I, for one, find it highly amusing. :P

Finally... I'd just like to say that any experience I have with dildos is probably mountainous compaired to anything you introverted, grumpy children have. ;)

heres a solution to everything, quit soldat. !!! problem solved