i love practical jokes you know those people that drive around and you dont know them but they give you the finger

i have a very intresting way so that they will not only stop bugging you but think very very carefully before giveing the finger to anyone ever again

for my first punishment approved prank i use a noise grenade that i made myself at home

you will need

1 marine approved air horn
1 thick rubber band ( that you would get from a bundle of brokly or something ) you may need to have a couple handy incase the button doesnt depress

wrap the rubber band across the bottom of the can and then over the horn part of the air horn you now have a live noise grenade when ready to use it simply slide it over the button pointing AWAY from your ears i mean these are dam loud and toss it into the victums car while they drive

hell throw them in the back seat if you can or throw 5 extra in they will have to stop the car and get out because its to loud

man i was in bed thinking about that trick i literally fell on the floor and started laughing but not to the point of my ass falling off

for more punishment tricks STAY TUNED

comming net post how to make a simple bomb that is airfueled and can reach 3 stories high

the pheumatic peashooter

paintball guns why people really buy them

dont fire elastics at people FIRE PAPER CLIPS they hurt more and can destroy eyesight

[posting so SP doesn't bug me anymore]

one day your going to make someone crash their car

[:-censored]er i asked IF you posted not to post..... and yes that would be their own fault for giveing me the finger .... i dont call my self societies punishment for nothing ...anywho now for my next trick

to make a bomb -- very simple -- very big -- air fuel explosion

you will need

1 - can of DW40 or spray paint or some type of flameable comressed airessol
1 - campfire composed of leaves and sticks you wont need large pieces of wood THIS WONT TAKE LONG
1 - can of gas not full but use as much as youd like
50 - feet distance AT LEAST
1 - small pile of dirt

take your can of DW40 and turn it upside down and bury the top of the can in the pile of dirt if the fire that you build melts the spray tip it will be useless then put your campfire burnables around the can pour gasoiline as much as you want or as little around the can and make a gasline trail away from can so you can start it from a safe distance doesnt need to be 50 feet you just need to run 50 feet

RUN AWAY ... and turn around and watch

THEN BOOM 30 - 50 foot explosion

if you can see the buttom of the can bulge out just before it explodes you are to close remeber you cant respawn in real life like in soldat

why the explosion is so big -----> because the heat from the fire increases pressure inside the can to the point where the bottom of the can blows off then the fire ignited it while the now uncompressed fuel mixes with air makeing an air fuel explosion.... to this day i have never found the buttom of a can

USE AT YOUR OWN RISK but my method is almost gurenteed safe aim away from face and youll do fine

you can build such a fire under the engine of someones car that you dont like or in front of a ex girl freinds house or if you dont like your computer theres many uses HAVE FUN ILL SEE YOU IN PUNISHMENTLAND

hmmm.. i have an old slow computer that i hate....

your posts are like camping carl's... too much CAPS, too little , . ?, and.. just not intresting.

i have no time for puncuation or even proper spelling i write here like i write in soldat and [:-censored] you these tricks could help you in a situation someday or perhaps you will be a victum ... hehehe

and for someone with only 5 posts i will be the first person to say STFU ty

for the next trick

you will need

1 - common elastic
1 - box of paperclips

im gonna try to make this as simple as i can
step 1 take the paperclip and straighten it all the way
step 2 bend it in the very center around 180 degrees it should look like this
________________
(________________
step 3 take it and lay it flat on a table at the edge bend it half way again bend that 180 degrees start the bend like this
__________
| _________)
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step 4 take the 2 ends and twist them together and bend the one end up in the air
step 5 pull it back on the elastic
step 6 scope out a taget and FIRE!

watch out for peoples eyes dont shoot if they are looking at you ... you can damage their eyes like this however if you a psyco them this doesnt apply to you

i made a match bomb but i didnt use enough matches so it was pretty [:-censored]

if you cut open fireworks and light the powder thats fun

you mean the match bomb useing a tennis ball from the anarchist cookbook?? ... never tryed it but this is alot better try this bomb i tested it and cops came fortunatly it was at my friends house and i had left by then

quote:Originally posted by societies_punishment
these tricks could help you in a situation someday or perhaps you will be a victum ...


yea, youre right.
next time when somebody will moon me, i'll make a bomb and kill him.

Omg punishment your fuking nuts.

A full nude men enters in the crazy house specialist and tells him:
Do you still think i am crazy.
And the specialit say:
No but i can clearly see your nuts.

quote:Originally posted by M
A full nude men enters in the crazy house specialist and tells him:
Do you still think i am crazy.
And the specialit say:
No but i can clearly see your nuts.


R O F L M A O

honestly M that the funniest thing thats come from you in a long time

Punishment i was gonna read your post, but the lack of any punctuation or grammar show you for a retard that you are.

If you want me to read your post learn to type. Until then, i will not even bother.

Punishment, for someone with only 91 posts, I will tell you to STFU AND USE PUNCTIOANSIOFU:GESUTJKLTEJLJFKLKJDFLKJSDFLKSJDFLSKJDF idiot

Next, you get a bunch of ANTHRAX, then, if someone makes you remotely uncomfortable, hurl it into a preschool! that'll teach those basturds!!!
SP: I've called the police about you, so lock yer door real nice, there commin fer ya!!!

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
????????????????????

The letter M.

That just killed it M..

oh what a tragedy, BMF wont read your posts....btw i have seen people make the bomb before and its AWESOME, but then again im a little bit of a pyro
BTW again, that would be f*ckin nuts if some1 did wreck their car doing that......i would just laugh!

ya BMF loves insulting people you need not listen to him same with incarnus if he deciedes to insult me too ....they insult everyone.
and then you get the guys with 5 -6 posts that think they kickass at soldat but infact dont they will loose their bighead soon too

if you dont like my punctuation ...simply dont read ...ty

im glad my infomation helps so far becuase im gonna help you with hand to hand combat now

this is a very simple way to completely imoblize someone useing just one hand

you will need

your strong arm
a victum
a heavy item or small bar (if your a weakass)

you can do this just with one hand you dont parcticularly need a weapon thats the beauty of it but you aim for the collerbone it only takes .... so i have heard 15 pounds pressure to break but if you miss youll have a very angry victum after you if you suceed in breaking the collarbone then give em a pat on the back for participating in the fight (this will cause them to vomit)

it looks pretty funny espessaily if your a little guy that gets picked on to have the bully walking in holding his arm and crying with vomit down his shirt everyone will at this point stop bugging the little guy and laugh at the big strong guy who will later in life develope metal problems become a criminal get out of prison and come after you with a flare gun.......however he was headed for that direction already

next i think i will post haveing fun with paintball guns bbl [:D]

... I think you've been reading up on totse.com a bit too much there mate..

quote:Originally posted by societies_punishment
and then you get the guys with 5 -6 posts that think they kickass at soldat but infact dont they will loose their bighead soon too


another life-less that thinks that his posts amount can save him from a lonley life.

also, yea, i dont think i kickass in soldat. i'm not so good at it. excuse me for not reading the 'if youre not good in soldat, dont post' rule, on the index page.

Posted - 16 Mar 2004 : 04:05:15

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Punishment, for someone with only 91 posts, I will tell you to STFU AND USE PUNCTIOANSIOFU:GESUTJKLTEJLJFKLKJDFLKJSDFLKSJDFLSKJDF idiot

ok man, you sound very upset about the puncuation thing. I'll give it a try next time, dont take it out on your keyboard its an inanimate object... but if has feelings too you know!!

Posted - 16 Mar 2004 : 18:32:57

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... I think you've been reading up on totse.com a bit too much there mate..

Hey chakra, good guess man but i have never heard of that site. I have made all of these up
.....minus the collarbone thing i heard that from a friend.

And ok maybe im being a little hard on Enigma, but it is true people with a post count of -20 are useually jerks.
Its not the fact that I have more post or you have less, its the fact that you have so little posts. Remeber you attacked ME first.
but thats ok I'll say sry and walk away.

And thanks M for the comic relief, :D keep it up.

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now i hope your ready for haveing fun with paintball guns

you will need

a paintball gun or be able to rent one( if you choose to buy one i suggest a spider )

paintball guns can be fun in both legal and illegal ways for example

you can play in a paintball feild and play games like capture the flag and deathmatch and so forth

But every once and a while my friend breaks up with his girl friend and i dont know where he gets theses bitches from but they deserve the drive by paintballing that we do. We dont shoot people thats dangerous but we shoot their houses and cars and dont worry this will all wash off even if its just ran. so if you want to cause metal damage not physical damage this is the trick.

But the other day i had an epiffiny you see theres springs in paintball guns that control the violocity of the ball when it exits the barrel, a higher tentsion spring can increase range and accuracy unforunatly some springs can shoot through glass and i mean leave a perfectly round hole.

If i remember correctly my paintball marker (gun) with the highest tention spring fires at ~400 feet per sec thats way too fast now imagine if I cut a second spring and added it to the chamber i could potentially reach dangerous or ever leathal speeds .... keep in mind that some crossbows fire at ~700 feet per sec.

If you need a gun to fire this fast, by all means but remeber this is untested if you [:-censored] your marker up or kill someone dont come whineing to me.

you can also at this point load the hopper with ball bearings make sure they are the right size to get full fireing capacity

i think ill post the pnematic peashooter next

lolz, that brings back memories^
i have seen this happen, i have a friend that has his velocity cranked up so fast that you cant see the paint ball exit the barrel, looks like a bullet. it hurts when you get shot.......

o yea it can be pretty painful even at a long long distance turned up but real close i dunno it may seriously hurt someone with a say turned up high tentsion spring but imagine 1/3 of that same spring inside with a seond one that would kill..[B)]

now for the phematic pea shooter

this wont really hurt anyone but could possibly damage the eye me and my friend came up with this one

you will need

1 pen (maybe more if you want to have more fun)
1 can of compressed air (that you would use for computer cleaning)
1 push pin (you know those things that they use at school to pin up things on cork bulletin boards) a thumb tack may work as well

you can make this contraption by takeing the pen apart some work better then others and stick it on the end of the can of compressed air take the pin and stick it through the pen into the end of the nozzel that the air comes outta

you can fire spitballs outta the the end but the little plastic pen ends fly like hell and are more accurate you know the little blue things that is at the end of your pen that you chew on sometimes fire those if you can get a bunch of them.

but once again this will not physically harm someone ... possibly the eye and if you get bored shooting those turn the can upside down you can freeze someones hand with the liquid that shoots out unfortunatly it decompressed the can faster

this is more of a ... im bored time to piss around sorta fun ... but you can gurantee ill figure out some more devastating tricks i am experimenting with NOS ( nitros oxide ) trying to make my 30 foot explosion into a 60 foot one.

o yea and by the way if you have anything to post for jokes go ahead and post em i would love to try some creative ideas

WAIT I GOT SOMEMORE the old stapler trick i lone that one ill post that later

i think you forgot that all of us had <20 posts.. that means styx was jerk too :P

anyway, i'll let it go :).

nice guide(s), but preety useless :P

enigma i was talking about you and only you with under 20 posts .... pls drop it[:(!]

ya...that prolly would kill u...
the pnumatic peashooter would be cool, but i have no compressed air:( i have lysol tho!
you could try the bomb with a 5 gallon gas tank? i have seen a 5 gal gas tank go off and it has potential!

5 gal gas tank is not compressed but if you could somehow find a way to compress gasoline into something THEN try the same idea it would make a much bigger explosion you see gasloine is flameable and explosive but when mixed with air like any fuel it makes a much bigger explosion

have you everbeen shown the fire triangle where it needs fuel, energy, and oxygen to work

if you can properly balance these three you get a massive explosion

the heat from the fire causes pressure inside the can and forces the buttom off the can the lack of back pressure from the missing buttom now forces the fuel into the air and mixes it with the air like a mist then the flames hit it and there you go air-fuel explosion more powerfuel then a just a regular

but what makes my explosion unique is that its a focused air fuel explosion, focused of course in the upward direction ... that would be the direction in which the buttom flies off into.... which would very well destroy a car [:D]


NOW FOR THE NEXT TRICK [:O]

you will need

1 stapler (swipe it from the school they will have to go without a new vending machine for the teachers lounge this month)

find someone that has been bothering ou recently open the button of the stapler from the top

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from this

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to this

grab the buttom of the stapler and start hitting the guy with it dont worry he wont notice the staples infact he will barely feel the stapler hitting him if your a weak ass but it will put staples all over his body its real funny to staple someones shirt to themself

hurts like a bitch to rip them out .... heheh i have done this one 2 before

UPDATE

you remeber the airhorn trick .... well i thought it would be real funny if you did the same thing to a can of whipcream or shaveing cream i acually was quite bored at work so i thought this one up

you could then lob a armed airhorn inside his car while hes temperaly disorentaed and looking for the airhorn throw in a shaveing cream nade or a whip cream nade he would then have a delima real quick

here is his options

find and remove the airhorn and get covered in (as far as he knows) weird ass white [:-censored] from the whip cream or shaveing cream

find and remove the whipcream/shaveing cream nade and have everyone looking at you becuase your car sounds like its going critical and haveing to deal with that head spliting noice

cover both ears and run outta the car until both nades run outta air and cream (probly most likely whats going to happen) he will be scared [:-censored]less for weeks

and you know everyone around watching this is gonna wonder wtf is this guy doing or point and laugh

i didnt meas gasoline i ment propane, sry w00t
lmao that would be hilarius

hmmm i thought that they would have safety devices for propane cylinders ... they do for oxygen and acetylene cylinders they simply release the gas if enough heat in there to trigger such devices so instead of an explosion then you get a bigger fire ... sounds kinda dumb ... but think about it you cant have fire fighters running into a building full of these cylinders without such devices they can fight and guard against fire but not explosions

which brings me back to a propane cylinder .... doesnt it have a device near the valve that leaks the gas out if under heat pressure

however if you do ever get such a tank to explode that might be a fair sized explosion

right now im experimenting with a sholder mounted flak cannon of sorts using the airisol cans

i would call it the air-assualt [:D] hehehe ill have to contimplate ... but anyone have any pranks or ideas for pranks they would like to share common i know you wanna try something i am quite smart about different things ... if you follow my posts i produce intresting facts ... i may be able to give you an idea on how to make a prank work or work better

1.The teacher speaking to a student said. "Saud name two pronouns." Saud who suddenly woke up, said: "Who, Me."

2.Why cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.

3. Why could bicycle not stand up?
Becuase it was two-tired

4.What goes cluck, cluck, boom?
A chicken in a minefield.

5.What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Funny Bunny

6.What do you do when a blondie throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she has the grenade in her mouth.

7.I was arrested yesterday at the airport just because i greeted my cousin Jack. All that i said was "Hi Jack" but very loud.

8.Two cows in a field. One says to another
"Whats with the mad cow dissease?"
The other one says
"It does not affect me. I am a duck."

that 5th joke just depressess me

but number 6 is funny

and the 1st one

a plane is just about to crash land into a mountain. the engines are gone and the pilot has had a heart attack. the chance for survival is close to 0%. sunddenly a woman stands up from her seat, rips off all her clothes and screams:
"i want to die feeling like a woman! who can make me feel like a woman?"
a man a few seats away stands up and says back:
"i can make you feel like a woman!"
he rips of his shirt and says:
"here, iron this."

lol thats a classic,but funny.

lol those are funny ... some more then others

dammit im all outta dirty deeds

WAIT i have it!!!

BWAHAHAHAH its the perfect revange to drive your vitum totally insane HAHAHAHHAHA

/me stands in evil supervillain pose

simply ....ummm.... steal the keys from their car and........ umm lock them in their own trunk?!?!?!?....

/me turns page on notepad

wtf ... who wrote this???

/me confused

well i suppose throwing someones keys in their trunk would be ironic and very irratating if they found out.

/me does evil supervillain pose again

BWHAHAHA!!!

im so glad im not in the centre of all your evil doings

ya ... im such an evil basterd .. but that was just plain ol' off the wall stupitness that i throw in every now and then