Despite being God and at the very height of soldat's society, some people have begun to merely browse, speed-read, or just look at the replies to one of Camping Carl's zany sister-made stories.

So I put forth my amateur graphic designing skills to your imagination, Carl: think up another one of your insane bull[:-censored] freaky wtf-is-going-on-in-that-fvcked-up-mind stories, and i'll attempt to draw it. ....well, not 'draw' it, more like slap some existing images found on google on top of one another. Such is the magic of Paint Shop Pro.

Naturally, the process will take a long time, and so will begin with just a few 'frames' and will gradually update. If anyone as staggeringly bored as I wishes to 'fill in' a slot of the story with their amazing graphical powers, go nuts!

HAHA!

when its done you can publish it and make a book and sell it to children YAY!

Hehe.. get a day job??

lol BMF.. our own no-nonsense kinda guy

yay!!!! we all love chakra! >.> so i get to post a story hmmmmm what story let me think dudodudo i love dead people but they must be dressed o so lovely!.

ok here i go!

Once... there was an ancient drum stick that came from KFC and no one could get there hands on it the grease on this drum stick had to much density to handle... Well Burger king was building up a hamburger of mass destruction to fight the drum stick of density....

This is when the hamburger finished the whole world knew it was the end.. of there life
Well the battle took place in alaska making it hard for the hamburger to wear a bun... so it didnt it went naked with some protective cheese dressed to its full power and armed with an atm machine!

On the other hand the drum stick had 35 matches and enough grease to throw that hot grease at every thing!

The battle starts The hamburger jumps back doing a 360 and a back flip the drum stick is wondering where he got these skills of jumping!

Boom the hamburger shots 5 dollers at the drum stick it cuts a big chunk of the meat out and the drum stick is faster and lighter it jumps up and says STICK OO MEEAAAAT!!!!!! boom shoots a ball of fating grease and .... it melts the hamburger

then it melts alaska... then the world floods and wieghs to much so it goes into the sun AHHHHH

and puts the sun out Now the sun is a cold place and the earth is crashed into it this is when the new beings come out to fight and the earthlings somehow survived...

aliens.. come to are earth when we are some what trying to recover... and they try to find out what is up with us humans... they find lots and lots of sex toys and porn ... lots and lots of porn..

This is when the aliens know what are weakness is... Sexual pleasure.....

The aliens begin to get to work first making the dildos that dont only vibrate but.... turn right and left and have a rocket jet to go inside the girl and going into her stomac and releasing alien sperm to impregnate them!

Well these dildos are DEFECTIVE instead of using the rocket to do that as soon as the box is open the dildos rocket turns on and goes into the ladys eye into the brain killing them off! NO!!!!

Every was was fuked after this and screaming and running from the dildos of hellish fever to only find out when it kills you....... you get 5 plan tickets to anotehr planet and free sex from a lady over the age of 80 :)

No one understood how this worked thats when someone got a painting in the mail that said IM BILL GATES COME TO MY House and this guy was like sure so he goes to bill gates house and finds out bill gates is really A GIRL !!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

so he has sex with She gates and finds out the penis was really duck taped behind his ass AND HE GETS SICK AND THROWS UP EVERY WHERE and then bill gates throws up and his left eye falls out but its not really an eye

ITS A PROBE! Ahh so it transforms into a AutoBot and does its damage on the empire state building thats only half the size because some idiot shrunk it with his eye beam of anglic feaver!!!!!!

Then all the beavers from the world came to one spot and im not talking about the beavers that chomp down trees im talking about GIRLS BEAVERS!! AHHHHH

Well they left the girls because the dildo went threw the eyes of all the wemon on the world and They needed to work together to find out how to make a city so they make a city of Cd players so they can play madona AND PARTYA!!!


Thats when the men found the beavers and eat them and threw them up and they where just used old beavers after that.

Some people where very scared during these moments soo they built a big refrigdarator "< wow "To freeze water in that place again and then they got alot of horses and donkeys to pull the earth away from the sun that was crashed and cooled off well the cattle pulled the earth to far... they pulled the earth into something i like to call.....

THE TWILIGHT ZONE DUDOUDODDUDODUDOUDUDO

Thats when the lights twereleed and all the white lines went every where and stuff started to float like a clock and some wierd eye that always scares me! AND I SSCREAMED and then the puppet show begain all the puppets like the muppets talked on there own and planed scary things like the murder of the president and the murder of DON NOTS AHHH

and thats when THey all got set on fire by the drum stick of hell

soo the twilight zone was still there but people ignored it are said its A RREEEEEEE RUN DAMMIT!

To many people on earth where fat tho... so they couldnt really help the world out in this state of mind and fatness.. so every one that wasnt fat just eat the fat ones and it was the biggest battle on... earth

the fat vs the normall

Well see the fat people still had some what alot of muscle......and could sit on small children before the children could drive there forks into the fatness of them..

well almost alot of children died around the world trying to take a bit out of fat.... when the children came up with a plan if you point your knife and fork up when the fat guy is going to sit on you the fork will stab his Ass and he will get back up and you will have a chunk of meat for your pleasure!

that didnt work for long... it worked long enough to get the children and adults a good meal.. after that was done the fat people used ass plates to protect there fat buttss ...

the fat people didnt have to worry they just killed one of there tribe and eat them and it was enough to last for a couple of months....

it all starts with the baby feeding it nothing but manyaise for the first 4 years of its life then crisco butter for the rest of its life... its just like a seasoned chicken.. but seasond inside also ;)

The fat people where winning the war.. vs the normal people by sitting on them with there ass plates of metalish hell.

Thats when the skinny people thought about it and made a great sized battery packed super charged electro shocker so when the fat people sit on them they can pull that up to the metal and it will go threw that and shock the fat persons ass frying it and giving them enough time to take a bit out of crime.

The normal people won all the fat people surrendored and died and where eatin!

Well you must remember there are no ladys left because they all died from the dildo to the eye and threw the brain well the guys had to do something about this.... so they had to totally change half the guy population to girls by simply cutting off the penis and taking a girls what ever they have inside and throwing that in the guys system and cutting a little slit where the penis was and boom you have a lady but now they had to give them breast implants!

that was easly done now the only thing hard was having sex with each other >.< they knew they where guys at one time.. so they put a paper bag over there head and got to work.

Now that are population was doing good once more we somehow had to get out of the twilight zone so we simple turned the channel to the cartoon network and watched some scooby doo that some of us did not enjoy..... then it kept on playing and playing and playing and playing .. driving people insane... you saw people on the streets killing each other and killing them selfs.. saying THE PAIN THE PAIN SCOOBY DOOBY DOO>! AHAHHHHHHHHHH

that finally drove people to kill all the dogs and ass rape them to nothing the dogs where dead the cats where alive and the guys killed them to because they looked like dogs in some form..

finally scooby doo show died.. and no one was there to cheer.. the world was empty. for some odd reason...

then we look to the stars and we find out every one moved to mars... and people didnt know mars didnt have any air so they open up there little space craft and they all die from no oxygen

the end......

and the polar bears all lived but you cant see them any way they turned on the refridarator so high the whole world froze up and there camoflaged sooo there is no point in looking but the polar bears took over and lived on klondic bars

FINALL ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A CLONDIC BARE!@$E

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..you ain't gonna make this easy are ya..

that would make a wholesome childrens story like i said, no swearing

lmao sorry chakra >.> its not as perverted as the others tho yay!

CC has gone so commercial, i like his old stuff better :P

'THE TWILIGHT ZONE DUDOUDODDUDODUDOUDUDO'
lol

Carl is a sellout!!!!

lol.......chak are you even gonna make a picture, or where you just lookin for a good quiality story from CC?

meh....all in good time. I can't be arsed right now.

I created a comic about CC.

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Omg..

that is interesting....

i have to admit.... i speed read that story carl... Way to long for me....

I didn't even read it.

Either did i

hahah M drew styx as dna HHAHAA

M is funny (does that grammatically work as a sentence?)

No I didnt read camping carls one either :/

But I like m's one (hey...hes actually FUNNY!) XD

WWWWWHHHHHHHHY is his name that

Ok bump

yeah...

yea i didnt read it either

lol i read it...it would be good in a collection of CC Storys, thats what we should do, compile a thread just for these stories, lol, so the people who actually read them can, but ppl wont bitch about it!

X...x people will bitch no matter what

they either love my storys are hate them