Seeing as all the images in the textures directory are all names of fruit in Polish, it would so make my day if someone went and made a 'soldat fuit salad'. This which would have all the fruits that the textures are named after, translated from polish:

gooseberry, pineapple, avocado, banana, lemon, cherry, grapefruit, pear, apple, kiwifruit, coconut, raspberry, mandarin, melon, pistachio, orange, blackcurrant, field strawberry, sultana, sour cherry

(I haven't figured out what 'malaga' is...)

If someone does this and posts a photo, I would crap myself laughing.

*Waits for Chakra*

...

..i don't get whats so funny about seeing b2b painted with bananas.

One Gram's arse, maybe, but not fruit.

what kind of salad are you eating?
sounds like it would taste bad to me...

quote:One Gram's arse, maybe, but not fruit.OH PLEASE DO THAT! Make his ass in to a texture that would rock!

..In a non-perverted way..

i prefer the ass goblet salad..........


mmmmmmmm ass goblets[:o)]

.....of al the random ideas ive heard, that has to be the most original :D

Malaga is a Spanish wine (and a city), it's very good [:P] and the salad might be good too [:-eyebrows]

*is Anti Salad*[:-bonc01]

my bum is famous!

Your bum is hideous

i would rock his ass

*Shudders*

its ok don't be scared

just being reminded of his ass makes me shiver...so STOP!

[IMAGE]
pwned

Turn the flash on, OG, ffs. Wait, don't, your bum lit up by a high-powered flash would repel the light and be equivalent to the sun itself.

? :| make the salad lol

whee you got a skinny ass :P

t man thats some sick [:-censored]!

How this turned into a discussion of some guy's hairy ass is beyond me [:D]