Ok, I don?t really know a lot about computers and stuff but I read this in the Financial Times and I thought you would be interested.

Apparently "Hewlett-Packard, the world?s largest personal-computer maker, said it planned to bundle its PC?s globally with the Linux open-source operating system later this year." However at the moment "HP said it would [only] install Linux software in PC?s destined for Asia"

If only this would happen with Apple. You can read more about this here.

Then, dont use PB, use HP or IBM

"TuX finds a Linchick"

Lol.

where can I find one?

Once they know you are their friend you may be able to find them even in the flakes
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