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April 4, 2004, 8:04 pm
I was play'n TDM (Shau) on my server in the green team all alone.

Then ppl came to play on it and most of them were from Poland. So they decided to play in 1 team. So each time a guy came and was from Poland they told him to go to their team. After a time I started to rule so 1 of them wrote a message "kill the green guy" in Polish. So I took a barret and a chainsaw. I started to kill one by one dam it was so funny. I almost didn't miss a single shot. Each time they shot me with a barret I survided because I took the bulletProve vest. Then one of them sended a message to the others in Polish " damn the green guy is so irretating" and the others agreeded. So I wrote back that they wore irretating. I think that it came like a chock to them because they started to write: What the, Whoa, ??? and so on.

They thought that I only could English, the thing is that I only write English wen I play. But I can speak Swedish, Polish,German and English.

April 4, 2004, 8:07 pm
yeah thats funny[:D]

April 4, 2004, 8:38 pm
rofl... you owned em :)

April 4, 2004, 8:50 pm
That must have been fun :)

Blackdevil, are you that girl in your avatar? :D

April 4, 2004, 8:58 pm
That wasn't a girl just a FFXI (Final Fantasy 11) character. I've changed it now to OsamaBush

April 4, 2004, 9:47 pm
Wow.. Swedish, German, Polish and english. O_o. nicht schlecht, sowas sieht man selten (<- german sentence :P)

April 4, 2004, 11:10 pm
I speak, English, French, German, Spanish and a bit of Russian.

April 4, 2004, 11:14 pm
I speak English and highschool Spanish.:P ¿Como esta?

April 5, 2004, 12:03 pm
Was this thread created to boast about languages you speak? ^^

April 5, 2004, 12:59 pm
Unless you speak Chinese, Japanese, Russian, swahili, spanish and english you sux :P

April 5, 2004, 3:07 pm
Err, I speak english? :S

Well in a TDM if you're alone on a team, as long as you get at least one kill per death, the other team can't win :)

April 11, 2004, 4:06 am
??? Howcome everytime Hitman sais something....t sais something right after him??? are you stalking him???

April 11, 2004, 7:54 am
He is probably gay

Deleted User
April 13, 2004, 2:27 pm
Maybe he is. But stalking is fun! There's nothing wrong with stalking! NOTHING!!!

Men jeg kan snakke norsk! [;)]

Et francais! Je suis un fromage...

And english, of course.....

Long live MP5

April 13, 2004, 2:34 pm
Vet du varför norrmän går med en bildörr i öknen?
För att de ska kunna veva ner vindrutan när det blir varmt.

I know only one norweigen person and he is half swedish.

April 13, 2004, 3:14 pm
let me try

swedish - jag nej talker svensk
german - ich nein talk german ;S
polish - ja jestem polacy ;] spierdalaj kurwo
english - yeye

April 13, 2004, 3:37 pm
You OWNED them! Truly a Soldat moment.

April 13, 2004, 4:06 pm
Thanks Toumaz.

BTW Supekill you should practise more on your Swedish,German and Polish

April 13, 2004, 5:44 pm
I speak English
Je parle aussie le francais
Heb jaj op mein kop gepoept (correct that)

Tha Doggfather
April 13, 2004, 6:07 pm
lol @ your dutch, ill correct it for you:

heb jij op mijn kop gepoept? ( = Did you sh|t on my head? in english)

April 13, 2004, 7:05 pm
I only know dutch and english and can understand german and french, but hardly can speak it. If I do it would be something like the dutch of noobface :P

April 14, 2004, 9:28 am
Jag pratar svenska,
Je parle francais un peu,
and of course english.

April 14, 2004, 9:56 am
omg, you don't say 'Heb jij op mijn kop gepoept?' 'cause that's Dutch from the Netherlands, you rather say 'Heb jij op mijn kop gescheten?'
Don't we Doggfather?

April 14, 2004, 11:46 am
quote:Originally posted by JaZzMaN
omg, you don't say 'Heb jij op mijn kop gepoept?' 'cause that's Dutch from the Netherlands, you rather say 'Heb jij op mijn kop gescheten?'

what do you mean by that's dutch from the Netherlands? gepoept klinkt ook [:-censored]ed up hier :P
we would also go for gescheten, but 'Heb jij op mijn kop gepoept?' IS dutch (and also in Belgium)

April 15, 2004, 12:51 am
quote:??? Howcome everytime Hitman sais something....t sais something right after him??? are you stalking him???

Well me and him talk on msn alot and he sends me links to topics he posting in alot, but this one was just be chance. Btw its called posting we are not in a verbal chat here buddy, and its says not sais anyway.

April 15, 2004, 1:06 am
quote:Originally posted by Spookyfish

Et francais! Je suis un fromage...

So you are (a) cheese, Spooky? Interesting, definitely interesting [:D]

April 15, 2004, 1:29 am
rofl, any one know that I speak Chinese and English? A bit of Japanes

April 15, 2004, 9:21 pm
Jag talar svenska, et je parle francais, und ich spreche Deutsch, and i speak english :) I also understand norwegian, danish, dutch, a little welsh and a little spanish

April 15, 2004, 10:14 pm
danish norwegian and swedish is almost the same :P

April 22, 2004, 5:04 pm
i speak English....
plus crappy french...

April 22, 2004, 5:25 pm
I speak english, some spanish (mostly swears and insults), and I understand a tiny bit of french

April 23, 2004, 2:19 pm
i speak Norwegian, english and a little german, pluss i now a funny word in spanish : *PAJERO* like in the carname
...I expect all u spanish ppl to be offended[:D]

April 24, 2004, 9:55 am
I can speak finnish:
Minun nimeni on Hobbes.
Ja te ette ymmärrä mitään

Jag heter Hobbes.

My name is Hobbes

And german:
Ih haisse Hobbes.
Schaisse! Guten tag.

April 24, 2004, 4:18 pm
no HOBBES....
In german it is:
Ich heiße Hobbes.
Scheiße. Guten tag.

April 25, 2004, 7:39 pm
Since this has turned into a "I speak in such and such" thread, I can proud to say I speak fluent English, Franglaise, and Jibberish.

Deleted User
April 26, 2004, 7:46 am

Deleted User
April 26, 2004, 8:57 pm
Oui, je suis un fromage...

Something strange with being a cheese, maybe?

Are you a RACIST!?


Okay then, how about "Que c'est le coupable?"

I think it means "Who's the guilty (one)"?

April 26, 2004, 9:02 pm
lol thats nice... [:P]
i speak spanish, understand italian, portuguese "some", english but my native language is spanish [:P]

May 9, 2004, 4:52 pm
I speak : Dutch , English , German , French , Danish (some) , Some japanese (Heil japanese cartoons :P) And Some spanish