Post your perfect (or not) roll/sandwich
Picture is optional.



Ok this is my Roll...

2 slices if that chicken roll crap,

Some lettuce,

Honey Mustard sauce,

and it is a roll not a Sandwich.

also with a glass of Orange Juice.

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unfortunalty due to Technical difficulties i ate my sandwich before
taking a photo of it...

eeeh, wtf?

Well I cant be bothered to take a pic but this is my dream roll:

2 fried eggs
2 rashers of bacon
and a sausage with a layer of tomatoe ketchup ^^

No, im bot fat, even though I spend my time ion fromt of my computer. In fact, i'm quite a nice shape....

Two slices of bread with your mum in between...[;)]

oooo that sounds like a dam nice roll cups.

lol cups, youre so fat that your stubby fingers cant type properly.. nice

yeah.... nice shape... thats it

damn i thought this was going somewhere else :/

quote:Originally posted by Stalky
Two slices of bread with your mum in between...[;)]
Bahahahahaha!

heres my favorite ... "roll" type deal ... thing

It's from Nova Scotia (Canada) it's called a donair

these things are great they are a special kind of meat wrapped in a peta bread with a specail sauce and usually have diced tomatos and onion, shereaded letuce and cheese

they are really good go out and find a shop that sells them you will see a machine that looks like this

[IMAGE] don't ask why that guy has a chefs uniform

heres what the donair looks like
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look over there theres a lady ordering one right now
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No donair for her I guess there's only one option left, she looks like she's gonna go home and kill herself. yes donairs kick that much ass... I know it's hard to belive.

you can probly find recipes online for it go git'it

that donair looks like a sifisticated Taco, and like a lousy Shawarma...

It's a "Döner" in german and it's from TURKEY, not Canada.
dict.leo.org says "Doner kebap"
the guy in the first picture looks turkish..

I think Donair is Shawarma. At least thats what we call it in Russia...

quote:"Doner kebap"While I was on an exchange in ze Fatherland (for three weeks) some of ze Germans took me to eine Döner place and I got to tell you those things are ze scheisse! My mouth is watering just thinking of them..

well
thats a lousy shawarma :D

2 peices of bread
lil` peanut butter
lil` jelleh`
=
peanut butter and jelly sandwich = omfg teh pwn

Aaargh bits of my roll are stuck in the keyboard, my sp a c r b ar is m e ss e d up

yeah theyre not from canada!
pfft lousy canadian trying to claim a turkish dish!
gah!

*eats his roll* Like I always say: just eat ya own freakin roll and leave other people alone. And no im not fat. Why do you think I got a g/f?

Psst, Hitman, Germans use der/die/das/es, not ze.

or maybe mexican:

eet ees zee end of zee world isnt eet?!