I was mining my ow business and by a farm... and a cow jumped over it and attacked me.... i had to run away like 3 miles before i lost it...
it almost got me... i was scared cuz that cow had a flamerthrower

Were you drunk?

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Drugs are bad, mkey?

i knew i shouldnt have open this thread...

well then next time dont..;)

lol but its so temping

bucky... you didn't open this thread... DT opened it; or do you have a double acc?

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Why didn't you "become RAGED!" at the cow instead of running away?

Simple. He is a coward

I got attacked by a cow once. But i tipped it

nice try, but we already have one Camping Carl

If that ever happens just kick the cow right in the nose, thats a sensitive area. I have punched a cow right between the eyes once, that will only give you about 2 or 3 seconds to run.

I would but i wasn't carrying any Deagles at the time.... i mean he did have a flamethrower...

DT you have some serious problems. Do you need some aid? If you need someone to talk you can always come to me y'know!

alamo smells like monkeys

Dont do drugs :/

i once had to fight with a goat :P
i went on a trip, like 5 years ago, to my friends farm, and he had 5 goats
and the goats would freak out on the storm, so we had to put them inside the goat house thing (whatever its called) and one of the goats was a bit wild and i had to wrestle with it :D
it was so fun, even tho i got a head butt on my chest and it broke me one rib :P
but i got it back inside lol...
mud wrestling with a goat is number 7 on my funniest stuff to do :D

Hes saying that hes in soldat and he got hit by a certain COW, yeah whos fat here?
Lol what a poin jab.
What r u 5 years old?

It didnt involve riding a Hellbender from UT2004 upside down did it? If so that er was me....

What cow?
Ribman you're right I need a shower...

Was it this cow??
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oh jesus not anoter CC wanabee, what are we up to? like.. number 5 on the list?


fuc.k off