Well i got this beautiful new tv named Ted
This tv is pretty cool it showed me how to break dance

when ever i ask for a waffle it doesnt reply

when i take a [:-censored] it turns off

When i fall off the roof it rolls off the table

its fav food is mary she has a nice pussy cat :)

then i eat the floor tile in my eye want a spanish can with that man.
i can rap like a mofo watch me put my shoes on so fast your carpet catches on fire then you will dance with me because the tv MADE us learn to break dance whipping us each day until we masterd the break dance

Then i turn on the tv and expect some water when this child with a melon head comes on and eats a younger man... it was really a girl named susy.

brush your teeth or your friends will think your nasty..

This is from personal experience this guy i know named jared is a really messed up child he didnt brush his teeth for a while ... and it smelled when he just breathed we finally made him eat 56 tic tacs and he almost died... god looked at me with a tear in his eye..

and shouted i love you Camping carl while striking me with lighting to give me the power of instant cheese.. i just needed to add water..

So i did add water and... i got cheese o so freash o so nice..

made a sandwich named it carrie... we had sex had a child named

Carrie 2...

thats my story of my tv love me for who i am and dont leave the fridge open..

WTH?

bwahah thats prolly the best story yet

glad you found a friend

Best story? I foundmy self thinking, why am I wasting my time when reading only the first sentence.

Camping Carl, your parents need to be shot for conceiving you.

quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carl2
This tv is pretty cool it showed me how to break dance


ROFL, best line ever.

^_^ i love ted the tv

gonna make babies with your tv?

who doesnt?

That's probably the worst story yet.

wait, they're both guys, so i guess they'll be heading to san francisco to get married, then they'll adopt.

Ted.. is a sexy girls name :)

when will carl make his book?

When I become the US president.

*phones 999 (911 to everyone else)*

Hello? Yes, I require the funny farm. I have someone who needs you despratly. His symptons? Done get me started. HE kicked a fetus down the stairs, he once stayed up for 2 days and he's befriended a tv called Ted.

ted is short for theodore. i think carls tv is really a transvestite, but he just doesn't know it yet

Hey guys: The only thing CC wants to have is attention. And the worse his posts get the more attention he gets...

quote:Camping Carl, your parents need to be shot barreted for conceiving you.

Alamo, go play on the highway

He had sex with alamos mom on the highway :)