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gi.joe
April 20, 2004, 10:53 pm
lol that show is straight up classic..
i caught a glimpse of it last nite as i was casualy flicking thru the channels and i just cudnt stop laughing..

they had this random korean aZn b0i on and they wer trying to make him more..."metro sexual"
classic..

neone else watch it?

this guy is the best/funniest one.
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Hitman
April 20, 2004, 10:55 pm
Yeah, I've seen it a couple of times. It's hilarious. Thuper Duper!

?
April 20, 2004, 11:01 pm
I have never seen it, I forgot about till now actually.

BMF
April 20, 2004, 11:04 pm
Wow. Joe and Hitman finally came out of the closet.

Hitman
April 20, 2004, 11:20 pm
..Just following your example.

gi.joe
April 20, 2004, 11:34 pm
yeah we felt you needed a little company BMF

Famine
April 20, 2004, 11:57 pm
Yea, he has a hard time jujing (sp?) things.

gi.joe
April 21, 2004, 12:41 am
OMG i was just trying to spell that in the post b4 but then gave up!

:P

?
April 21, 2004, 1:07 am
What is jujiing?

AerialAssault
April 21, 2004, 2:07 am
theres also a series on comedy central, called straight plan for the gay man, i dunno if they still show it. as far as i could tell it was only for a few weeks. but they took a queer, and made him act straight for a day. i thought it was even funnier, they made the rule of the toilet to be: "dont flush it till if floats"

Famine
April 21, 2004, 2:15 am
Yea, it was mad funny when they gave straight tips.

Captain RibMan
April 21, 2004, 3:28 am
they are actually crab people

BMF
April 21, 2004, 3:28 am
dude, a courtesy flush is a must. Trust me, you are the only person in the world who enjoys the smell of your [:-censored]. Except for some [:-censored] eating perverts like Superkill's dad.

I hate the stupid pricks who sit in the public bathroom and dont flush until the smell gets so nasty that i start throwing up on the walls and go over to the stall and kick down the door and drown the [:-censored]s in their own diarhea just because they could not flush one freaking time.

Remember the first wave is the worst.

gi.joe
April 21, 2004, 4:37 am
sitting down in public bathrooms is a no go... youre bound to catch some form of infection or STD.

BMF
April 21, 2004, 8:32 pm
Joe, you have to admit that some of us have not yet mastered the ancient skill of [:-censored]ting standing up.

Deleted User
April 21, 2004, 9:29 pm
Dude, I am NEVER going to take a dump in New Zealand.

gi.joe
April 21, 2004, 10:03 pm
yeah man.. public sanatation is really bad....

BMF, its not the art of sh1tting while standing up, its the art of eating foods that form a plug in your ass so as to tide you over untill you get home..

:)

DeafBox
April 22, 2004, 4:14 am
I heard New Zelanders just take a dump in one of thier many, many paddocks and then wipe thier ass on sheep.....

gi.joe
April 22, 2004, 7:06 am
nah thats the Australians... theyre just so crazy!

FroG-BoY
April 22, 2004, 11:35 am
Woah, we got sheep over here?

SuperKill
April 22, 2004, 9:54 pm
:o
bmf is obsessed with me
not sure he knows i helped making him ;[

gi.joe
April 23, 2004, 5:39 am
yeah youve got sheep, the only reason u havent seen em around is cus most of them are either chained up in your peoples bathrooms or already lodged firmly up their asses ..

*note : sheep that have already been used to wipe ass have brown coats and are often referred to as Kangaroos