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Camping_Carl2
April 26, 2004, 7:18 am
Tom said to billy very slowley... Why do you like poptarts

thats when billy yelled back BLAAAAAB SMASHUOURAR PENIS

and tom looked at him with a weird look took out the old shotgun and killed billy...

Thats when the town rejoiced! and i could only find 2 sticks of butter and the world was falling apart because i had the only 2 sticks of butter and 1 piece of bread :(

cryed the postman...

The salesman at the door was really a lady and she was hot trying to sell me tampons but i dont need to stick a filter in my vagina when it leaks so i said maamm!! i pass!!!

and she frowned and left my house but little did she know

i put a tracer on her so i could find out where she lived and walk into her house when shes asleep and go to the fridge and drink her milk with out a glass! HAHAHA

and it would be free!

Well i did track her and found out where she lived...

The cool thing is she had 3 gallons of milk
so i stole one and sold it to my friend for a doller
The samuria sword Joined this time... its name was tommy el bob

TOMMY EL BOB was the coolest samuria sword ever He could dance and fly around the house with wind power he learned form gods brother marry! MARRY had the power of flying and TOOMMYYYY EL BOB LEANRED It after he killed marry!

AHAHA laughed the people in the streets as the rats crawled up there pussys and ass cracks and controleed the people from that day on... there where a few people left

There was Chip, Can, Map, Arrow

Arrow first spoke to can about the fact that they need a sword and the only sword left was tommy el bob and he was busy with marrys dead body chip was disapointed he loved dead bodys but he only liked the virgin ones

Well chip loved arrow to bad arrow was really a birthday card

arrow the birthday card was very very new.. from the box

thats when chip found out he could pick up arrow and use it to cut up the people infected with the rat ass crack vagina taker overs

He cut there arms off so they couldnt grab them thats when Map found a camel and said LOOK at me and he was Shooting it with his super soaker and the camel died because the super soaker was full of gasoline and someone lit a match

:(

NO THE CAMEL RAN AROUND WHILE IT WAS DEAD BURNING UP THE GRASS!
that all the poor horses eat!

so the horses starved and died!

and a guy wacking his penis To tommy el bob was not enjoying it he EXPLODED

and died

grandma said to can hello
can goes i love you baby
she goes hey can you take off my clothes
he starts to take off her shirt very slowly
she starts to pant
he takes it off starts for her brawl..
she smiles...
he unsnapes her brawl.. to find out she has 4 boobs..
He screams she bites off his penis and swallows it
HE SCreams more! and shoots his blood at her from the eatin penis!
she melts because blood has alot of water in it

:) he killed the lady with 4 boobs w00oo



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Captain RibMan
April 26, 2004, 7:37 am
Yay a picture, and its so detailed

Camping_Carl2
April 26, 2004, 7:38 am
yep i know my stuff

Sticky
April 26, 2004, 11:19 am
Found a publisher yet?

Deleted User
April 26, 2004, 3:05 pm
*slaps Camping Carl*

FroG-BoY
April 26, 2004, 3:10 pm
quote:attn whr

Tha Doggfather
April 26, 2004, 10:13 pm
did someone actually read that?

Hitman
April 26, 2004, 10:18 pm
Read the first few lines and then stopped. Same bull[:-censored], different day.

Camping_Carl2
April 27, 2004, 4:48 am
i just turned you on admit it

you where wacking your monkey to that siot

DrocK
April 27, 2004, 5:00 am
i just saw the picture

gi.joe
April 27, 2004, 5:25 am
ok wtf mate...

Weed
April 28, 2004, 10:17 am
CC, sorry to tell ya, but you aint funny anymore...
your losing your popularity...

DrocK
April 28, 2004, 11:33 am
CC might wants his popularity back.. but i dont think that would be a good way?

Camping_Carl2
April 29, 2004, 3:35 am
>.> maybe i want you all to hate me thats the reason i have been wrighting these storys for so long

Half you of you dont seem to understand >.> i dont know why you would like it in the first place its mostly perverted crap :) that i think up the only person that gets half of a kick out of it is me and you shouldnt enjoy it weed you should dispise me and be angry so eat that fag !

AerialAssault
April 29, 2004, 3:49 am
the funniest one ever was when u got arrested, and that was true. i know a cop who had to go to the hospital because he got donut icing in his eye

Weed
April 29, 2004, 5:33 am
CC, why do you want ppl to hate you? stop crying for attention man...
for real. its sad already.

Aegis
April 29, 2004, 5:52 am
CC is cool.
Screw you all.

Snipedmyself
April 29, 2004, 10:06 am
wow...i wish i pwned drawing like that.
here- my gif
http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/12858/Skseven_GIF_Watch_ME_oR_DiE.gif

all drawn in paint :):):):):):):):)

Camping_Carl2
April 30, 2004, 4:50 am
LMAO im going to keep writing my [:-censored]ty storys :)