Describe your perfect mate, me and sek where talking about girls in mirc and I jsut started to wonder, so describe your perfect mate here.

nice legs, about 3 inches shorter than me, pretty face, large breasts, brunette hair. about average body type. weighs about 115 pounds

Superkill with the body of Tea Leoni.

A bold fat hairy white guy with strong ideals

chakra without a penis and bigger boobs..

Natalie Portman

mate?

lol

where i come frm mate is synonymous with friend

:S

GI.joe, he means describe your perfect sheep... i mean m8... like in the kind of female...
im sure you will say: white curly hair, black eyes, big mouth, stands on four and chews grass...

why does everyone put sheep raping and new zealand together?
ive only heard of 1 case on the radio of a couple of people raping a goat (all did the same goat, it must have had it goin on)

it's the same kind of joke like saying israelis kill palestinians ;)

Sorry captian we get that joke even here, ever watch rovelive :D and rofl is great!

My perfect mate mmm Chakra with a bigger penis (at leats bigger than the couple of mm it is now) :D

quote:im sure you will say: white curly hair, black eyes, big mouth, stands on four and chews grass

yeah i wud have if you had asked me about a year ago, however ive moved on from your mom since then..

maybe next time

My perfect mate? Definitely Chakra [:D]

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Look at him, the sexy beast...rawr...

...ugh, what a crap pic..

unfortunatly im as shallow as they come, so chakra will you do me the honour of marrage haha

Captain RibMan's girl from the avatar is cool for a girl to [:-censored]... :P

If Chakra asked me out, I would have to say Yes.

quote:Originally posted by gi.joe
quote:im sure you will say: white curly hair, black eyes, big mouth, stands on four and chews grass

yeah i wud have if you had asked me about a year ago, however ive moved on from your mom since then..

maybe next time


woah, mom jokes... you must be desperate...
I still love you tho, be the mother of my kids ^_^

It would be hard for me to turn down Chakra also, if he had long hair that when down to his knees or butt I could never say no!

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Goddamn, I have to post it again, hes so [:-censored]ing sexy! I never considered homosexuality until he posted this pic...arrhh...

EEK great... I was looking at the picture to long and... now I need a new pair of pants...

The first time I considered homosexuality was when I first saw Gavin from Bush. (the band...remember the 90's?)

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...such...a babe.

Chak, I swear, He really does fancy you mate. After you posted that Pic, he wouldn't shut up about you in MSN...almost blocked him...Homo.