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A fun lil idea dealing w/ our friend: the grenade
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wood
June 7, 2004, 7:32 pm
Ok so here's my idea (suggestion - if you will...)

Every time you go to throw a grenade the computer randomly selects a number between 1 and 1000.
999 of these numbers are "safe", and when selected you throw the grenade in the desired position...

however, that one time the computer picks the magic number instead of throwing the grenade, it explodes in your face! [:-bigeyes]

i can only imagine how funneh it would be if you are chasing the guy with the flag and you go to throw a nade in his pit b4 he scores and a "UH OH" appears on the screen (much like "MASTA KILLA") and you explode. [:-bonc01]


random elements like these are what soldat needs. once this is implemented we can work on gun jamming and other fun phrases to appear on the screen like "You're Fired!" or "AIDS!" [:-jester]



michal, if you are interested in this idea, please send $100 to my paypal, and you can have it. also, i got a lot of great graphics you can use too... like----> [:-jump]


see? we're already half way there.


-wood [:-pirate]


ps - do it 'for the children'[:-kitty]

Shyo
June 7, 2004, 7:38 pm
No.
Close plz

wood
June 7, 2004, 7:46 pm
woah. thats one big sense of humor you got there Shyo.

let me tell you...

friggin nutter....wait till im rich with my $100 and you live your life in squalor. i will buy you from your parents for a $20spot and then i will make you my nade slut. you will love it for ever.

Shyo
June 7, 2004, 8:00 pm
I love to see that the children of today still have dreams...


wood
June 7, 2004, 8:04 pm
quote:Originally posted by wood

ps - do it 'for the children'[:-kitty]




Illiteracy kills. Gun save lives. Morons waste O2.

bucky_brad
June 7, 2004, 8:19 pm
I seriously doubt michal would "buy" those craptastic ideas from you.

wood
June 7, 2004, 8:20 pm
i seriously doubt anyone with an IQ over 60 would think i was being serious?

AerialAssault
June 8, 2004, 6:03 am
quote:Originally posted by wood
i seriously doubt anyone with an IQ over 60 would think i was being serious?
lmao cause brad was a dumb[:-censored]

b00stA
June 8, 2004, 1:09 pm
quote:Originally posted by wood
it explodes in your face! [:-bigeyes]
work on gun jamming

Don't we already have those?

Deleted User
June 8, 2004, 1:38 pm
Haha b00sta, yes we do [:)]

Dathker
June 8, 2004, 1:45 pm
gun jamming is ann0000yyyinnnggg!

lol w00d.... still why would he know your paypal??

Askur
June 8, 2004, 1:48 pm
Because he wasn't really serious about that? Considering that Michal doesn't need to know his paypal.

KnOt
June 8, 2004, 10:51 pm
You're right.. we do already have those b00sta, all too often my gun doesn't work so i'm forced to throw it away, all too often the nade I throw is the nade that kills me.. raaaa www.soldatsucks.tk

Alamo
June 9, 2004, 5:51 pm
with every post from wood i read my image of him is getting worse...

wood
June 9, 2004, 11:52 pm
Alamo,
why?


Element_101
June 10, 2004, 12:19 am
The nade exploding is a good idea but theres other things that need to go into the game first.

Sticky
June 10, 2004, 11:09 am
If your gun jams, just roll. It will unjam.

Spectral
June 11, 2004, 6:00 pm
nades already do explode in face...when flying backwards up

KnOt
June 11, 2004, 6:34 pm
Sticky, I know how to fix it, but it doesn't make it any less annoying.

Sjuge
June 12, 2004, 1:41 pm
quote:Originally posted by Spectral
nades already do explode in face...when flying backwards up


Why is that? Now that's [:-censored]ing annoying.

wood
July 13, 2004, 6:21 pm
lol. 1 month bumpeh

Kazuki
July 13, 2004, 7:22 pm
lol... Your thread is already in the "All Suggestions" topic. :P I'm sure than people have seen it a lot lately, and if they wanted to reply, they would, lol. Then again I could be wrong.

Marine
July 13, 2004, 8:30 pm
Jamming guns? Heh, I like it, but I wouldn't want to see noobs with it =)

wood
July 14, 2004, 6:31 pm
i dont want just anyone to see it. I want michal to see it. Michal loves my ideas and when he sees this winnar he will undoubtably make me rich beyond my wildest imagination.

Marine
July 14, 2004, 7:01 pm
quote:Originally posted by wood
i dont want just anyone to see it. I want michal to see it. Michal loves my ideas and when he sees this winnar he will undoubtably make me rich beyond my wildest imagination.


Brilliant.

Alamo
July 14, 2004, 7:19 pm
quote:Originally posted by wood
i dont want just anyone to see it. I want michal to see it. Michal loves my ideas and when he sees this winnar he will undoubtably make me rich beyond my wildest imagination.


Don't do drugs... eh?

Marine
July 15, 2004, 3:03 am
To late for him :'(

wood
July 16, 2004, 6:58 pm
If by "drugs" you mean sniffing glue and huffing paint thinner 2 hours a day, every day, then yes it is too late for me


but the money michal will be sending me for my ideas will surely be enough to provide for my despondent children.

do it for the chil'un