[11:02am] <+H|tman`> How long was that fly up your nose for Chak?...
[11:02am]<+Akai|FrogboY> i think i have a fly up my nose
[11:06am]<@`Chakra> about 20 seconds
[11:06am]<@`Chakra> i had to sniff it out and everything...made me lose the round
[11:06am]<+Akai|FrogboY> heh
[11:06am]<+Akai|FrogboY> i had to quit a game of soldat
[11:06am]<+Akai|FrogboY> a glass exploded on my desk
[11:06am]<@`Chakra> ..
[11:06am]<+Akai|FrogboY> no kidding either...
[11:06am]<@`Chakra> ..how?
[11:07am]<+Akai|FrogboY> good question...
[11:07am]<+H|tman`> lol
[11:07am]<+Akai|FrogboY> it just spontaneously combusted
[11:07am]<+H|tman`> Have you ever had a fly go up your nose and then you cough it out..
[11:07am]<@`Chakra> ..
[11:07am]<@`Chakra> ...no
[11:08am]<+H|tman`> Happened to me
[11:08am]<+H|tman`> Went all the way up and I coughed it out
[11:08am]<+H|tman`> ..was a small fly though
[11:08am]<@`Chakra> yeah so was this one...gnat thing
[11:08am]<+H|tman`> heh
[11:09am]<+H|tman`> Happened while we were going the annual 'Walk up Box Hill' day. Lot's of flys around :/
[11:09am]<+H|tman`> *doing
[11:09am]<@`Chakra> ugh
[11:09am]<+coolsi> that happened to me once too
[11:09am]<+coolsi> although it was a seagull
[11:09am]<@`Chakra> ..
[11:09am]<@`Chakra> nigger nose eh
[11:10am]<+coolsi> lol
[11:10am]<+H|tman`> ..School is called Box Hill School, and ever year we have to walk up the hill, to commemorate the founding of it..
[11:10am]<+H|tman`> Heh
[11:10am]<+H|tman`> Nigger lipped
[11:10am]<+H|tman`> Did you do that for Popseed Chak?
[11:10am]<@`Chakra> yesh
[11:10am]<@`Chakra> 'cos he's my fwiend
[11:10am]<+H|tman`> hehe, thought so :p
[11:11am]<+H|tman`> You know
[11:11am]<+H|tman`> about 6 years ago
[11:11am]<+H|tman`> I was [:-censored]ing about in the park
[11:11am]<@`Chakra> with a few flies and seagulls no doub
[11:11am]<+H|tman`> ..actually it was around 8 years ago
[11:12am]<+H|tman`> and when i got home, I found an ant on one of my bollocks..It burned...
[11:12am]<+CupOfSquirrels> LOL
[11:12am]<@`Chakra> ..
[11:12am]<+CupOfSquirrels> pwned again hitman :D
[11:12am]<+H|tman`> ..don't now how it got there...

Flys up noses, exploding glasses and ants on our balls. Yup, we've had it all here at Soldat ^^

Yes, that really did happen. A glass spontaneously combusted right infront of me.

..and I really did find an ant on my bollocks..

Dude, what the [:-censored]...why did you have your bollocks out in the middle of the park?

[11:11am] I was [:-censored]ing about in the park

Remove the 'about' [:D]

I once had a tick on my little Alamo... Pulling it out hurts hard!

i had a tick on the top of my head, too...i thought it was a wart for like 2 weeks and it was starting to annoy me, so i pinched it off and it turned out to be a tick..WHOA

I had a tick in my armpit once...

i once had bugs in my pants... We're talking about Bug's revenge, right?

I had Hitman in his bedroom once...

It was beautiful..

I hate spiders.... they can burn in hell... im not jokeing.

it truly was beautiful, too bad stalky has a weak stomach..

man, alot people have crabs here....

i just hate bugs, i'd rather die if i was a bug

hehe, happened to me lots'a times.
once i accidentaly ate a tarantula... it somehow managed to get inside my sandwich on a camping trip... wasnt very tasty :P
i once had a Tze Tze fly inside my left ear... that was scary... i had to go to the doc to get my ear dessinfected.

I had a roach flie towards me from a window....

I was bit by an army ant and a bunch of huge red lines formed up my arm... had to get about 15 shots for it.

quote:Originally posted by Weed

once i accidentaly ate a tarantula...


where the [:-censored] do you live???

I once ate the head of a worm (the ones you find in apples) I ate a Peperoni and somehow a tiny Peperoni without head fell out of it. Yuck...

i was doing some rough BUTT sex one time. the next day went to take a piss. it was shooting in two different directions. i look down; there was a bit of bean skin stuck in my dilsnick hole.

i just remembered like a year ago i was picking my nose and i ..i dunno how to say this but..i...did that whole sniffy thing to get snot from my nose into my mouth and half of a worm came out instead of snot lol..

quote:Originally posted by n00bface
i just remembered like a year ago i was picking my nose and i ..i dunno how to say this but..i...did that whole sniffy thing to get snot from my nose into my mouth and half of a worm came out instead of snot lol..


that's fuking wiked dude! dude! you are cool!!!!!!

You're both nuts.

Alamo, im from south america, and i always enjoyed going out on camping trips in isolated woods and forests... thats were the tarantulas might be, not to mention other spiders, snakes, scorpions, wild cats, leeches.

Wow, we really SHOULD be scared of bugs :D

I havnt really had a bad experience (yet) but my mum once took a bite of a cake with lotsa maggots in it once. She couldnt eat for a loooong time :P

hehe squirrels, thatd make me bout cry if i saw that :D
btw why are people afraid of spiders n snakes n stuff? they are harmless unless you provoke then, for the most part, though ii prolly know enough to tell them apart n others cant....neway i like bugs, nething that crawls, slithers, or swims is awesome!