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Some more n00b clasics!
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Droopy
June 15, 2004, 6:33 pm
Well since there's been a lot going on considdering n00b's.. I decided to post another LOL! A n00b clasic!=D

1st LOL! A n00b clasic!
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2nd LOL! A n00b clasic!
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Deleted User
June 15, 2004, 6:36 pm
I don't get it. I see that all the time.

Droopy
June 15, 2004, 6:39 pm
Well.. Me too!

But you gotta admit!
It's a clasic n00b response!

Deleted User
June 15, 2004, 6:40 pm
Hey you changed the screenshot?

Droopy
June 15, 2004, 7:01 pm
Oh you saw the first 1?

I accedentaly posted the wrong screeny...

Well this is the 1

Deleted User
June 15, 2004, 7:03 pm
I've seen that knuckles guy. I was once on his server. :P

Dathker
June 15, 2004, 10:16 pm
hah

deejii
June 15, 2004, 11:14 pm
knuckles is using map hacks.. if its the same dude

kevith
June 15, 2004, 11:56 pm
So I'm looking at the fact that the guy is outside the map? Isn't ctf_Death the only map that you can do that on anymore. Remember that hole in the top of ctf_Kampf? And if some jerk jumped off the edge with the flag it was gone for good? Oh those were the days.

b00stA
June 16, 2004, 1:34 pm
You can still get out of ctf_kampf

DeMonIc
June 16, 2004, 6:04 pm
Today this happened:
I hosted my realistic server as usual, n this dude came in.I see he is rapidly shootin at me, with MP5 n he misses about 23 bullets.He gets some spas buletts in his face.Following comment by him:
lol bug, my wep aims up automatically.
K, that's where I felt pain n laughing bursts.

Droopy
June 16, 2004, 6:43 pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!

LOL! Thats gotta be the most n00bish sentance I've heard this week!

I usualy keep my finger on the F4 button so I'm ready if something n00bish or wierd happens.

But then again n00b's are wierd...

T.J.FoRd
June 16, 2004, 6:44 pm
quote:Originally posted by kevith
So I'm looking at the fact that the guy is outside the map? Isn't ctf_Death the only map that you can do that on anymore. Remember that hole in the top of ctf_Kampf? And if some jerk jumped off the edge with the flag it was gone for good? Oh those were the days.

lol then evryone would be running around, wondering where the flag was

Sir Galahad
June 17, 2004, 2:55 pm
What are you trying to say, that you don't know how to get up or what?

Sir Galahad
June 17, 2004, 3:08 pm
Or because he's an idiot, and it has no use

DeMonIc
June 17, 2004, 3:44 pm
Avoid double posting, learn the edit button, wash ure teeth 3 times a day.

Droopy
June 17, 2004, 6:11 pm
Hmmm...

I don't know about u guyz but I get the feeling that you think the n00b is outside of teh map...

Well.. uh.. he's not. That's why it's a clasic!

DeMonIc
June 17, 2004, 6:24 pm
I feel I have 2 thank kn0t for this 1:
If a some1 weird comes in my server, asking somethin stupid, I answer -thx again Kn0t!-:
Try alt+f4 it does it.
And he does press alt+f4.ABout 75% of the n00bs do it.

Droopy
June 17, 2004, 6:32 pm
I once fell for that 1.

It was on a CTF server.. I think we were playing KAMPF. And some guy said press ALT + F4 for a secret animation! And I did. As well as some 4 other guyz. I can't imagine how hard the guyz that stayed on teh server laughed! HEHE... I learned a valuable lesson... Don't press ALT + F4!

Sir Galahad
June 17, 2004, 8:09 pm
That's really great, i'm now off trying that out, think i am going to try a 32 server, Bye

Sir Galahad
June 17, 2004, 8:22 pm
Pff, These noobs aren't what they used to be anymore, only one tricked, one time banned on a server.

DeMonIc
June 17, 2004, 8:26 pm
Avoid double posting.Thank you.

KnOt
June 17, 2004, 11:07 pm
The only noobish thing i see is that fagget base-camping with his barret.

blan
June 18, 2004, 11:40 am
it does get much noobier than saying "press alt+f4" when someone asks a question.

Maybe if they are askign for hack or cheat. But not for a noob question.

AL3X1C0N
June 23, 2004, 8:16 pm
LOL IT ISNT A HACK NOOBS I KNOW HOW TO DO IT ITS MEGA EASY!!!!
But im not gonna tell.... just 1 hint ;) 1 nade + m79 ;)
Mwuharahrahrahr

Svirin Kerath
June 23, 2004, 9:12 pm
..... we speak english here in logical sentences, AL3

Deleted User
June 27, 2004, 1:25 pm
AL3X1CON i bet anyone here knows how to get on ctf_Deaths roof. :p

Droopy
June 27, 2004, 1:46 pm
1 new screen! I dont get it! He asked how can he have 6 nades! HTF did he know he CAN have six of 'em! WTF!

Anyways it's sooo funny!