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How to get rid of annoying n00bs
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June 23, 2004, 8:22 pm
Have u even met one of those n00bs that were bitching about cheats for soldat and stuff ???

Well heres what's u do : Tell them u know some cheats but they gotta promise to keep em a secret ... then say: Press ctrl+esc and then up + enter + enter really fast ...

Then they are gone :)[:D]

June 23, 2004, 8:30 pm
I like alt+f4 suggestin better.

June 23, 2004, 8:42 pm
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIc
I like alt+f4 suggestin better.

funny when somebody's actually do it

June 23, 2004, 9:48 pm
I usualy keep n00b's on my server!

They're fun to play with. Couse your too good for them! They think your haxx0rz couse you know how to run realy fast! And ask you how they can throw nades and u tell them to look straight up and press e.. Then they say.. Thanks man! And when somebody says press ALT + F4... I say... DONT! And w8 till some other n00b comes and then try it on the other 1 so I still have 1 left..

See how economic I am..

June 23, 2004, 11:46 pm

June 24, 2004, 10:05 pm
I owned a noob and he called me a noob, so I banned the little knob-jockey...

Milkman Dan
June 24, 2004, 10:07 pm
what the hell does up + enter do

June 24, 2004, 10:11 pm
nothing actually I would say alt + tab and the just tab+enter that makes em switch to the background or the first program that windows selects

Deleted User
June 24, 2004, 10:11 pm
Just do this.

You: Want to duel? I can host.
Noob: Yes. Whats the server's name?
You: Random server 1.
Noob: Ok. I'll go now.
[SERVER]Noob has left the game.
You: Buahaha got rid of him.

June 24, 2004, 10:34 pm
No, that's just gay. If you challenge someone to a duel, you live up to it.

June 24, 2004, 10:52 pm
Hmmm, so that's how we get rid of annoying people...

Hey AL3X1C0N, you can get cheats if you press alt+tab and then up + enter + enter really fast!

Did it work?

June 25, 2004, 10:51 am
It's funny to tell em to throw the knife by pressing Alt + F4. I did this once and the guy came back and said 'Hey! My Soldat crashed!!! :(' I told him to try again because it's a normal issue lol. He did.

June 25, 2004, 11:15 pm
i normally say: if you press alt+f4 you get this awsome minigun that shoot barret shots with out the spin up or long reloads, but some one always has to [:-censored] it up

October 2, 2004, 5:41 pm
Haha yeah I use Alt + F4 suggestion all the time, if someone is stupid enough to don't know what it does, he or she shouldn't play soldat :P

October 2, 2004, 5:55 pm
..and the reason for you editing this topic almost 5 months later on is?

If that guy does invent that device which stabs people in the face over the internet, I'm gonna use it on AL3X1C0N.

Edit: This guy

October 2, 2004, 5:59 pm
what guy?

October 3, 2004, 9:26 pm
Ctrl + escape = Start menu
Up + enter = Shut down computer

::> It's not lat tabbing :P

October 4, 2004, 4:18 am
heh... i kill noobs over and over and laugh at them... and they swear at me and leave... bye bye green sniper MHA HA HA HA!!!

October 13, 2004, 4:42 am
I think that if they're just an innocent n00b or whatever, the alt-f4 can be a little harsh...not that ive never done it[;)]
But if theyre asking for cheats like AL3X1C0N said, i say be as mean as you can to the bitches.

October 13, 2004, 1:28 pm
i bet that in your eyes a noob is : barret + camp .. or better just a barret am i right? or am i right?

October 13, 2004, 5:30 pm
Of course you're right. Here is the Mathematical equation of a n00b just cause I'm bored.

N00b= Camp + ([Barret + Law] and/or [Minigun + Chainsaw])
( any skill whatsoever )

Anyways it's funny how they always have trouble walking... and looking behind their character. lol stabby stabby.

October 14, 2004, 9:33 pm
Say "you wanna know how to get the rambo bow and triple points? Push alt-f4."
But that restart thing was GENIUS! Go Alex! Press Alt f4 now!

October 19, 2004, 4:11 pm
press alt tab muha ha they will come back but it takes a while

November 4, 2004, 2:06 pm
ctrl+w works too.
But maybe just when your using an internet browser...
i'unno, try

Zero Wiggles Murasame
November 5, 2004, 1:59 am
nOObs are fun, but I tend to go easy on them.

January 23, 2005, 1:54 am
Sigh pleas don't be harsh on noobs you where once one your self.

January 23, 2005, 2:24 am

January 23, 2005, 5:15 am
HAAHAHAHA!!!! JUSt by Bringing an UBER old post on top, your a noob.

January 25, 2005, 9:02 am
me: noob if u want to get infinite clusters shoot the m79 right up, and catch it as it falls
noob:ok (tries)
noob: (kills self)
me: muahahahahahaaaaaa
noob: wtf did u do u fu**ing h4xxor?!?!?!!!?????

January 27, 2005, 5:49 am
Noobs.....what can you do without them? They are annoying but they are part of the soldat world. Every game has noobs. I bet everyone on this site was a noob at one time and we've all asked stupid questions. Well maybe we should have serevrs that teach them how to play and...of corse change their name from soldier to some other stupid name. Clinic servers would be great, if someone could find some time to set one up I'd join quick and help out. But for now I'm happy just screwing around with them, flying over their heads....them going "stop i can't shoot u" until they throw a nade on themselves. I just sit and laugh at them.

February 1, 2005, 7:21 am
Leaving the noobs on is better coz it's funny killing them! and then they pay u out and u just kill them again!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

Deleted User
February 1, 2005, 1:16 pm
I agree with Krios. All the leet players were noobs when they began playing Soldat. There is nothing wrong with that fact that they try to learn by playing, no matter how annoying that would be. (except when they simply camp etc.). If you are annoyed by barret headshots coming out of nowhere, you just need to develop some tactics to outsmart those barretards.

Well, and they're always good target practice, lol.

February 2, 2005, 7:37 am
I like the ALT-F4 joke though... Even if there are cheats, you should be ashamed to use them... Serves 'em right for trying to cheat...
I say to you villains, stop your evil ways! ;)

Deleted User
February 14, 2005, 3:54 pm
not even n00bs should be so stupid that they really push Alt+f4 :D. if someone really does it, he shouldn't even play soldat...Hes even lower than n00bs. Sometimes n00bs can even be pretty nice, asking all those stupid and funny questions and yelling you that your xiiter when you lead them 40-10 ;).

February 18, 2005, 8:30 am
i like sone n00bs, it's fun to talk with them and teach them.. tell them tip or two and have fun while playing..

Zero Wiggles Murasame
February 19, 2005, 8:15 pm
the joy of learning.


February 22, 2005, 10:42 am
LOL! Make em quit. And tehn they come back. Say they did it wrong and ask em to do it again. If they come back again, ask them to restart their comp and the cheat will be in effect, but if they run soldat in the next 2 hours, it will never work again. And they have to wait for a message (that never comes). Or you could use them as the guniea pigs that squeal everytime you kill em

March 1, 2005, 11:56 am
but really, who would believe alt-f4? i mean thats not a soldat combination, thats a windows one.
ctrl-esc-up-enter-enter is nice, not many ppl know

i like to say "press f for each weapon to get m79 that never reloads and shoots arcless nades like an mp5"