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Camping_Carl2
July 10, 2004, 4:37 am
Fuking necromancing [:-censored]! belive me
Now i was stuyding the old lady pussy and noticed

it is made from the liver of a bear! its a true fuking story look it up on google...

NOW I LOVE PICKLES FROM THE TREE OF EDEN

and i cant stop sneezing because the [:-censored]ing smell of ham in the basement and my spanish lady friend lets me sleep on her lap

Well this guy liked the spanish ladys lap to... so he fell asleep on her lap... :( and it was hours later... and she forgot he was there and the mexican guy the spanish ladys husband came in.... and she started to give him a blow job... and he blew his load all over the little boy. and got it in his eye.....

The boy cryed.. and he ran to his house and told his mother... and his mother came over the next day screaming how the mexican spooted his taco cream all over her sons face....

the mother than... shoved a Lady made taco into the mexicans wifes ass! and she screamed but then she laughed...and they all got together and played a good game of monopoly!

the spanish lady was playing as the hat.. .and she rolled a 6. they where like wow she got park avenue! and they all claped!
then her mexican husband rolled and he got a 6 and landed on park avenue! and every one giggled and mexican guy had to pay her 120 bucks.

then The boy Rolled a 6 and got on park avenue!!!!!!! AND THE SPANISH LADY Started to laugh so hard she farted and farted out cum lots of it... and it had so much speed to it.... it went into every ones eyes.

this includes Boy, Mom of boy, mexican guy!
and it tore there eyes up so they could not see.

well THE MOTHER WAS RUNNING AROUND screaming ! and she ran into the vacume... the vacume turned on.. the Mexican man ran into the boy the boy got a boner and went into the farting spanish lady plugging up her ass... his penis filled up and.. he pulled it out. making him cum extra the vacumme sucked up the Mexican mans pants and he was not wearing underwear the boy rammed the mexican man and the mother screamed more the mother ran into the bedroom.. as the mexican man screamed and fell down the vacumme sucked off his penis as he was bleeding running around the mother was in the bed room and her pussy got stuck in a candle stick as the boy opend the door to try to clear his eyes.... the mexican man pushed him over and ran into the street getting hit by a truck as the boy was right behind him.. the truck had a rope that was hanging off the side and the boys penis got caught and he was dragged for miles by his penis down the street. the mother was still stuck on the candle stick with her penis and it was eletric as the spanish lady was still farting cum she ran into the bed room very fast and banged her head agaisnt the switch making the eletric candle turn on killing the mother of the boy

Thats how the spanish lady became a widow!

sanity
July 10, 2004, 4:42 am
Let me guess... you were the little boy? Sounds like you have some anal fixation issues there CC...

Kazuki
July 10, 2004, 4:44 am
quote:
Thats how the spanish lady became a widow!


I almost thought that said 'That's how the Spanish lady became a window!' Hell, it would've been just as random as everything else you said. <_<

Camping_Carl2
July 10, 2004, 4:45 am
I wish i was the boy somedays....

Captain RibMan
July 10, 2004, 5:04 am
see you cant spell and you make fun of styx for 1 spelling error

Camping_Carl2
July 10, 2004, 5:06 am
This is the bash pit Point made and well made at that ;D

not the fuking front page

sanity
July 10, 2004, 5:13 am
lol spelling and grammar... as long as people understand what you're saying who gives a [:-censored]? this isnt the 2004 international spelling bee championships...

Captain RibMan
July 10, 2004, 5:16 am
haha i watch that on espn its funny as and one kid fainted kekek ^_^

gi.joe
July 10, 2004, 7:39 am
lol this is what happens kids when u watch way too much porn

Camping_Carl2
July 10, 2004, 7:42 pm
Whats porn?

n00bface
July 10, 2004, 9:24 pm
pornography

Alamo
July 10, 2004, 9:34 pm
nude ppl doing bad things.

Keinonen
July 10, 2004, 10:26 pm
CC are you really US? You have even more grammar mistakes than me

Dark_Noddy
July 10, 2004, 11:44 pm
lol... Thats just sick.. BtW Talking bout pr0n, what do U think of the thing the norwegian band Cumshots did at the Quarts ? They let a couple from the group fu*kforest have seX on stage infront of like 500 ppl including small kiddies while they were playing and got like 10K fines all of them ^^ thats 70K nkr total (bout $10 000) I think its kinda funneh ^^

Camping_Carl2
July 11, 2004, 7:13 am
XD WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


hands noddy 50 bucks no go get your self a hooker

Captain RibMan
July 11, 2004, 7:19 am
oh yeah i saw that thing and the guy was doing it doggy styles to his bitch

Deleted User
July 11, 2004, 7:29 am
lol 10 G's in fines ooo thats gonna leave a mark lol and a band called cumshots wow what a name

Camping_Carl2
July 12, 2004, 3:55 am
OMFG OMFG ma WITH bad gramamarer? no