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Soccer Should Be Called Football !
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Kazuki
July 10, 2004, 4:40 am
quote:Eclipsing Poison: Soccer should be called football dammit!
Eclipsing Poison: How many times do you use your feet in football?!?
Random: what would you call football then?
Eclipsing Poison: Football would be called...
Eclipsing Poison: Kloob. <_<
Eclipsing Poison: "Yo, let's go play some Kloob!"
Random: rofl


Eclipsing Poison is me, if you couldn't tell somehow.

Anyway, what do you guys think? lol It seriously seems stupid to me how soccer isn't called football.


Noobile
July 10, 2004, 5:45 am
only in america is it called soccer, everywhere else it's football... but Kloob works too...

Weed
July 10, 2004, 6:05 am
coz americans have the feel to do everything queered around.
therefore they call world's best sport "soccer"

gi.joe
July 10, 2004, 7:32 am
lol sadly we cal football soccer here too

*looks at ground in disgust


Kazuki
July 10, 2004, 7:34 am
Well, no, Noobile, I meant call American Football 'Kloob.' lol And I was joking. And yes, I know, it's called Football everywhere else. The measuring system is different in all the other countries too.

Weed
July 10, 2004, 8:23 am
who is such a fuken troglodyte to meisure in feet ?
WTF IS THAT? ffs, metric system is correct and easy to understand...
feet... prehistoric...

Deleted User
July 10, 2004, 8:58 am
I measure in feet, only because I grew up like that. When someone tells me their friend is however many metres tall, I just can't get a grip on how tall that actually is. It may be stupid, but its the reality with most people here.

And yes, it should be called football. American Football should be called American Rugby or something [:)]

palloco
July 10, 2004, 9:23 am
Noobs
inch=2,54 cm
feet=12 inches
therefore m= 0,3 feet more less

SuperKill
July 10, 2004, 10:48 am
american football should be called american football.

gi.joe
July 10, 2004, 10:53 am
that....is...retarded


i mean where the hell is the order in that freaking system!!

SuperKill
July 10, 2004, 11:33 am
umm, football will be called football, and american football will be called american football ?

Niff
July 10, 2004, 11:47 am
quote:Originally posted by gi.joe
lol sadly we cal football soccer here too

*looks at ground in disgust




Yep..

Also, Americans are backward.

-Imperial system
-[:-censored]ed up roads
-Lightswitches go the wrong way
-football is called soccer
-that pansy's sport is called football

Etc, etc.

y0da
July 10, 2004, 1:50 pm
yeah! i'm asking you all americans to call it rugby! The rules of amercian football are so stupid... every rugby player has no teeth - they're so strong/reliable, they don't even need helmets etc...

Droopy
July 10, 2004, 2:32 pm
I wonder how the Japanese say footbal...

Chin-Ball-Foot?

Keinonen
July 10, 2004, 10:46 pm
American football is sh*t. They like throw the f*cking ball somewhere where is a free man and that jack ass runs like hell until he gets tackled(usually right after 2 meters).

Alamo
July 10, 2004, 11:09 pm
That's just as dumb as soccer, 'the best sport in the world', isn't it?

Kazuki
July 10, 2004, 11:21 pm
lol, I can measure in both the American System and the Standard System. It's a big pain measuring the american way though. >_< And you're right, there is no order in it.

Also, Superkill, people are too lazy to say 'American Football' every time they want to say American Football. :P

Hiei
July 11, 2004, 1:39 am
America sucks! I hope they all die......[:-censored] i live in america

N1nj@
July 11, 2004, 1:46 am
Earth sucks! I hope it explode one day....[:-censored] i live on Earth

Weed
July 11, 2004, 3:27 am
thanks for the last 2 pearls of wisdom Ninj@ and Hiei.
anyway, metric system is made to make life easier.
feet, miles, that [:-censored] aint rational, since you cant say feet = 10% of a mile, thats just confusing.
American football is kinda nice to play... but i hate watching them armored sissies play... fuken cowards, real men play Rugby. Rugby takes more skill, more strenght, and more suffering.
thing is lazy americans were looking for the way to transform rugby into an easy sport.

Kazuki
July 11, 2004, 3:52 am
About American Football, I'm sure man was born to grow up to be 300 pounds and charge at another guy just as big as him so they can fight over a rubber balloon. Worst off all, people get payed so much money for that. <_< It's so sad.

Weed
July 11, 2004, 6:19 am
American Football players = thin dumb[:-censored]s
Rugby players = Greek Semi-gods.
and its a pig leather ball... not rubber...

Hiei
July 11, 2004, 3:16 pm
HAVE RUGBY PLAYERS KILL AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS!!!!!!!!
DAMN AMERICA TOO HELL and the earth(...didnt forget Ninj@) [:-censored] i live on america and earth.. Were all gonna die!

[IMAGE]

b00stA
July 11, 2004, 3:32 pm
That pretzel owns.

Kazuki
July 11, 2004, 4:36 pm
ROFL! The pretzel. What the hell is that on his head?

quote:Originally posted by Weed
and its a pig leather ball... not rubber...


That's what I said at first. Eventually I decided to change it to make the sport look weirder. :P

Keinonen
July 11, 2004, 7:53 pm
quote:Originally posted by Weed

and its a pig leather ball... not rubber...


if they would kick an actual swine in American footey it would be more interesting

Hiei
July 12, 2004, 1:35 am
The thing on his head is a Egg Scrambler Hat (available at a store near you) it bassically shows you have no brains

gi.joe
July 12, 2004, 4:57 am
quote:I'm sure man was born to grow up to be 300 pounds

there ya go with the pounds again...

Weed
July 12, 2004, 6:46 am
quote:Originally posted by Keinonen
quote:Originally posted by Weed

and its a pig leather ball... not rubber...


if they would kick an actual swine in American footey it would be more interesting


...
but that wouldnt be kosher...

Keinonen
July 12, 2004, 1:29 pm
Yep... They should kick Bin Laden & friends...

Kazuki
July 13, 2004, 2:31 am
quote:Originally posted by gi.joe
quote:I'm sure man was born to grow up to be 300 pounds

there ya go with the pounds again...


American sport, American pounds. See the connection? <_< If you really want me to say it using the standard system, I'd say around 160 KGs.

Kazuki
July 13, 2004, 2:41 am
Not sure exactly what that means, but it's all good I guess.

The Geologist
July 13, 2004, 5:25 am
Numbers are numbers, and it's the same difference either way if we cann it football or soccer. Funny how things that are different are chalked up as "bad" and "backwards" for no good reason...

The Geologist
July 13, 2004, 5:26 am
On, and btw...Hiei? That picture rules. XD

Proxy
July 25, 2004, 4:21 am
quote:Originally posted by The Geologist
On, and btw...Hiei? That picture rules. XD

which pic?[B)]

AerialAssault
July 25, 2004, 9:33 am
im sick of people ragging on bush, the guys alot more intelligent than people give him credit for, he just talks slow. the whole war on terror thing happened right after he got into office. he thought that he needed to react, so he wouldnt appear to be like clinton, and not do [:-censored] about terrorism. but frankly, im acually scared of what itll be like if kerry takes office. but whoever wants to invade north korea, im all for `em be it kerry or bush. but other than that ill stick with bush. [/political rant]

Sticky
July 25, 2004, 2:32 pm
quote:Originally posted by AerialAssault
im sick of people ragging on bush, the guys alot more intelligent than people give him credit for, he just talks slow. the whole war on terror thing happened right after he got into office. he thought that he needed to react, so he wouldnt appear to be like clinton, and not do [:-censored] about terrorism. but frankly, im acually scared of what itll be like if kerry takes office. but whoever wants to invade north korea, im all for `em be it kerry or bush. but other than that ill stick with bush. [/political rant]

Indeed, who doesn't enjoy a bit of football now and again?

DeMonIc
July 25, 2004, 9:54 pm
/me kills Kazuki.
DONT TOUCH SOCCER.

The Geologist
July 26, 2004, 12:34 am
Ahem, Proxy...maybe the large pic of Bush with a flaming background..? The only picture that he seesm to have posted in here. Yea..

gi.joe
July 26, 2004, 5:48 am
erm teh fek is going on here?

Kazuki
July 27, 2004, 3:09 pm
... lol. Who cares, eh?

Weed
July 28, 2004, 11:06 am
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