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Cock Bandit and other Twisted Creations
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liquidis x snake
July 21, 2004, 2:11 am
His name is Cock Bandit. When you look down your pants he jumps out and says SURPRISE and runs off with your cock.

Yeah.

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Here comes Rollie-Ollie!

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Don't park in those handicap spots, because here comes Wheelchair Willy.

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It's a f*cking glowing dinosaur with goggles and a helmet. Behold Rofflesaurus.

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Description: Hell if I know.

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Bulldink. How he travels, we will never know.

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Barnaby the C*ntface Bear: Need some chapstick?

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It's a Walrus. With balls on his face. Introducing Testi-Walrus. Cleanly-shaven.


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Portrait of Fabman. May your one strong arm bring you wonders.

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What the hell...

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Camping Carl, Mr. Five-Star Megaman Pirate Whore

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Barretard: The truth behind the madness.

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Spyder-Man, Spyder-Man, doing whatever a freak of nature with a brocolli in its head can.

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Kazuki just said he likes knifing. I let my imagination handle the rest.

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Assface. Comes with an extra pair of legs, for like, you know, stuff.

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gi.joe: Porkchop sandwiches!

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Hitman. I can't explain this.

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HellRaider
July 21, 2004, 2:17 am
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Haro1121
July 21, 2004, 2:20 am
uhhh lol if cock bandit tryed stealin my cock hed get cock slapped

Hitman
July 21, 2004, 2:22 am
quote:His name is Cock Bandit. When you look down your pants he jumps out and says SURPRISE and runs off with your cock.

Yeah.Lmao!

peemonkey
July 21, 2004, 2:47 am
he gotta work out before comming after me...XD

Leo Da Lunerfox
July 21, 2004, 3:02 am
oh come on peemonkey, I'm sure hes strong enough to lift about 2 milligrams of weight :)

peemonkey
July 21, 2004, 3:26 am
me and my millimeter tweeter!! XD
what about you, Mr. Quarter--inc Killer??? XD

koil
July 21, 2004, 3:50 am
waste of forum space.

Kazuki
July 21, 2004, 3:52 am
rofl...

liquidis x snake
July 21, 2004, 4:04 am
quote:Originally posted by koil
waste of forum space.


As with 99% of the Bash Pit.

AerialAssault
July 21, 2004, 5:29 am
what the hell?

Kamikaze_Ninja
July 21, 2004, 5:54 am
lol... we are all so bored nowadays even iam weeee

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DeMonIc
July 21, 2004, 9:59 am
Eh..LXS, I thought it was a... THAT, running with a scissor...
Kamikaze, have u been playin 2 much manhunt?

Unlucky 13
July 21, 2004, 10:05 am
we do all this at skool too! once we made [:-censored] worm that came and bit off ur [:-censored]!
then peeps got silly and tryed making there hands [:-censored]worms...

sativa
July 21, 2004, 11:02 am
LXS me loves ya but that thing already stole your cock :p

Noobile
July 21, 2004, 11:58 am
I'd just teabag him (the cock bandit)

*slaps cock bandit with meh nuts*

sativa
July 21, 2004, 1:47 pm
LOL

*cock bandit runs away crying*

DeMonIc
July 21, 2004, 3:58 pm
LOL :)
Well I guess evul gets it's "reward" always XD

Keinonen
July 21, 2004, 4:07 pm
"Cock Bandit"? Erm... Wtf?

Chakra
July 21, 2004, 4:26 pm
haha, beautiful man. Don't ever stop drawing.

peemonkey
July 21, 2004, 8:40 pm
what does it do with the cocks? does it stich them to it's hat and wear them as war-trophies?

Deleted User
July 21, 2004, 9:12 pm
If the cock bandit looked for Hitmans cock, he'd be disappointed.

Hitman
July 21, 2004, 9:16 pm
Yeah, he wouldn't be able to find it, seeing as it's too far in Stalky's mum.

Deleted User
July 21, 2004, 9:16 pm
If 'too far' is 1 inch, I guess you are right.

Hitman
July 21, 2004, 9:18 pm
Yeah, 10 inchs is a bit too much, seeing as she said she could only take 9..

Deleted User
July 21, 2004, 9:20 pm
Dude, what the hell, I thought we were talking the size of your penis, not the size of your nose.

Hitman
July 21, 2004, 9:23 pm
quote:If the cock bandit looked for Hitmans cock, he'd be disappointed.Your memory is about the length of your cock; short.

Deleted User
July 21, 2004, 9:24 pm
Hitman, if mine's short, then what's yours? Microscopic?

bucky_brad
July 21, 2004, 10:07 pm
oh. my. god.... MODERATOR WARS!!?!?!#>!@34'134


Leo Da Lunerfox
July 21, 2004, 10:22 pm
shhhhhh brad, you are disrupting their moderator flame war, if this keeps going, then they'd be powerless to do anything when we flame people.

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 12:56 am
Here comes Rollie-Ollie!

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N1nj@
July 22, 2004, 12:58 am
LOL. is time for me to get him (Hitman) back.

Hitman, you can be a real asshole. (sounds familiar?)

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 1:06 am
Don't park in those handicap spots, because here comes Wheelchair Willy.

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Camping_Carl2
July 22, 2004, 1:12 am
i think there kinda cute :P

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 1:22 am
It's a f*cking glowing dinosaur with goggles and a helmet. Behold Rofflesaurus.

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Weed
July 22, 2004, 1:41 am
finally LXS decided to draw his mother's special collection...

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 2:01 am
Her what?

Camping_Carl2
July 22, 2004, 3:06 am
HER PUSSY COLLECTION bitch

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 3:44 am
Indeed.

Camping_Carl2
July 22, 2004, 6:35 am
make a camping carl! :D

Captain RibMan
July 22, 2004, 6:46 am
holding a cock?

Camping_Carl2
July 22, 2004, 6:50 am
No... not holding a cock.. maybe.... the dildo sword of courage!

gi.joe
July 22, 2004, 9:09 am
lol this sh1t is hillarious..specially the bout between hitman and stalky

Deleted User
July 22, 2004, 9:21 am
[:D]

Keinonen
July 22, 2004, 9:24 am
I bet they both are measuring their size right now...

DeMonIc
July 22, 2004, 10:19 am
Keinonen, there are some things that are well known, but shouldn't be mentioned.
Stalky, Hitman, I have some good news: with the help of this, both of u can masturbate from now on:
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And GogglesaurusRofflesaurus pwnz all.

Deleted User
July 22, 2004, 11:03 am
Keinonen: Nah, I can't find a ruler long enough.

DeMonIc: Its okay dude, you can keep your personal equipment for yourself.

Hitman
July 22, 2004, 11:55 am
quote:Hitman, you can be a real asshole. (sounds familiar?)You don't get it do you..

DeMonIc
July 22, 2004, 12:11 pm
quote:DeMonIc: Its okay dude, you can keep your personal equipment for yourself.
Thx, but u can have it; I prefer girls [:P]

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 2:07 pm
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIc
And Gogglesaurus pwnz all.


ROFFLESAURUS!! HIS NAME IS ROFFLESAURUS!!

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And who cares whose penis is bigger, smaller, wider, meatier. It shrunk to a slim nothing once you started replying to my topic, anyway. [:-hearts]

N1nj@
July 22, 2004, 2:29 pm
quote:Originally posted by Hitman
quote:Hitman, you can be a real asshole. (sounds familiar?)You don't get it do you..
Explain then.

liquidis x snake
July 22, 2004, 2:32 pm
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DeMonIc
July 22, 2004, 2:49 pm
I wanna use a static Rofflesaurus in my sig..can u do it for me LxS? :D

EyE-of-TerroR
July 22, 2004, 2:53 pm
LXS is all right with you?(cock bandit can't steal enything from me)but that Wheelchair Willy and Rofflesaurus pwns, can you do more like 'em?

Chakra
July 22, 2004, 4:02 pm
Man....why on earth are you guys bringing this thread to the playground when lxs is just trying to show you something funny?

Your toons are super duper, by the way.

Keinonen
July 22, 2004, 4:42 pm
Ppl in these forums are sooo friendly and helpufl(especially in the BP)

bucky_brad
July 22, 2004, 4:46 pm
lol "super duper"

yeh you should add some colour. BTW what did you use? graphic gale, animation shop or what?

liquidis x snake
July 23, 2004, 12:22 am
MSPaint to draw and Adobe Imageready for the actual animating.

I don't use anything else other than MSPaint to draw, and don't try to convince me to use other "stronger" programs =).

And for Demonic:
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Camping_Carl2
July 23, 2004, 6:24 am
draw me !!!!!!

Captain RibMan
July 23, 2004, 6:31 am
you should describe yourself then he should do it

DeMonIc
July 23, 2004, 11:09 am
Thx LXS!
I'm really thinkin of changin my name from
Gergõ Csaba Varga
to
Gergõ Csaba Rofflesaurus Varga
But that's a bit loong O.o

liquidis x snake
July 27, 2004, 4:40 am
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Description: Hell if I know.

Weed
July 27, 2004, 5:17 am
quote:Originally posted by Stalky
Keinonen: Nah, I can't find a ruler long enough.



I wondered why in hell all the rulers are 2mm long in england, now i know it, thanks Stalky

liquidis x snake
July 27, 2004, 6:30 am
Bulldink. How he travels, we will never know.

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Barnaby the C*ntface Bear: Need some chapstick?

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fabmanx
July 27, 2004, 7:53 am
LMAO..Cun*tface bear...LXS your brilliant.

Chakra
July 27, 2004, 12:01 pm
teach me to draw :(

..I can make it worth your while..

Kazuki
July 27, 2004, 3:12 pm
quote:Originally posted by fabmanx
LMAO..Cun*tface bear...LXS your brilliant.


ROFL! Amen.

bucky_brad
July 27, 2004, 4:24 pm
All it takes is practice chakra. Spend and hour a day and develope your own style. It will be worth your own while =P

liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 12:33 am
It's a Walrus. With balls on his face. Introducing Testi-Walrus. Cleanly-shaven.


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xXShavoXx
July 28, 2004, 12:41 am
awww how adorable

Kazuki
July 28, 2004, 2:28 am
XD!!! It's Meandor!!! ROFL!!

liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 2:50 am
quote:Originally posted by Kazuki
XD!!! It's Meandor!!! ROFL!!


LMFAO

liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 4:31 am
Portrait of Fabman. May your one strong arm bring you wonders.

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Kazuki
July 28, 2004, 4:50 am
ROFLMAO! Oh! XD! That's great! ROFL! For those of you who don't know why it's so funny, his right arm is the strong one, which is the arm that is normally used to... well, I've gone far enough. Aw, jesus, LxS, they keep getting better and better.

Camping_Carl2
July 28, 2004, 5:06 am
Make ME MAKE ME CAMPING CARL!!!!!

liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 5:19 am
What the hell...

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liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 5:35 am
Camping Carl, Mr. Five-Star Megaman Pirate Whore

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Camping_Carl2
July 28, 2004, 5:37 am
LMAO!!!!!! omg im awesome!!! thank you ;D

CbbLe
July 28, 2004, 7:08 am
lool
make a barretard!!!

DeMonIc
July 28, 2004, 9:42 am
Dude...don't DARE stop drawing...ur unnatural :D
Oh yeah:
ROFLMAO XDDDD

liquidis x snake
July 28, 2004, 2:43 pm
Barretard: The truth behind the madness.

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N1nj@
July 28, 2004, 4:06 pm
damn, man, you draw real good!

make me a SPYDER!!!

Kazuki
July 28, 2004, 5:00 pm
LOL!! 'What the hell...' XD! I love how even you don't know what you're drawing. Ooh, ooh, make me! I knife people >_>

gi.joe
July 28, 2004, 8:59 pm
lol lxs

keep em comming

liquidis x snake
July 29, 2004, 2:46 am
Spyder-Man, Spyder-Man, doing whatever a freak of nature with a brocolli in its head can.

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liquidis x snake
July 29, 2004, 3:14 am
Kazuki just said he likes knifing. I let my imagination handle the rest.

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liquidis x snake
July 29, 2004, 3:32 am
Assface. Comes with an extra pair of legs, for like, you know, stuff.

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N1nj@
July 29, 2004, 3:40 am
lol. I love the bunny ears on mine :D


lol, kazuki is jokes! pen!s on the head!

Kazuki
July 29, 2004, 4:16 am
ROFL! Well, at least it's mine. :P

Camping_Carl2
July 29, 2004, 6:05 am
:D i have the coolest so hahah!

Big Black and G4Y
July 29, 2004, 8:20 am
do me dirty, you STUD!!!

gi.joe
July 29, 2004, 10:34 am
^dry

liquidis x snake
July 29, 2004, 5:22 pm
gi.joe: Porkchop sandwiches!

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Hitman
July 29, 2004, 6:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Famine
July 29, 2004, 6:55 pm
quote:gi.joe: Porkchop sandwiches!


hehehe "Get the [:-censored] outta here, whaddya [:-censored]ing doing in here! We are going to die! Hurry get the [:-censored] out!"

"Give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!" "Do you know my dad" "OOOOOOOOOOOO"

liquidis x snake
July 29, 2004, 9:09 pm
Hitman. I can't explain this.

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Deleted User
July 29, 2004, 9:53 pm
Meh?

Deleted User
July 29, 2004, 9:56 pm
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Deleted User
July 29, 2004, 9:58 pm
Well, at least that wasn't as bad as the topics he made.

Melba
July 29, 2004, 10:38 pm
quote:Originally posted by Stalky
Meh?


don't you see? It's the Hitman from the game guy.
the rest i suppose is only a very good imagination :)

Hitman
July 29, 2004, 11:11 pm
Rofl, LxS that's [:-censored]ed up :P

sativa
July 30, 2004, 12:30 am
LxS you really are bored aren't ya?

gi.joe
July 30, 2004, 9:42 pm
lol lxs...

the bananna was a nice touch

liquidis x snake
August 9, 2004, 10:04 am
OMG TEH BUMP?

Sorry, I've been on vacation for the past 10 days so there hasn't been any updates. Check back for any if I get back into the mood of things.

that fuking sniper
August 9, 2004, 10:18 am
LXS you *have* to draw me...

Element_101
August 9, 2004, 10:50 am
For some reason thats what I pictured Hitman as even b4 this post.

Assface rules!

Chakra
August 9, 2004, 2:39 pm
don't draw him, draw me!

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 12:52 am
Assface PWNS! ROFLCOPTER I LAUGHED TO TEARS... Oh poor me..

EDIT: Sorry.. I just had to.. I mean! Why should Liquidis get all the drawing credit...

Soldat forums. A furry dog with concrete legs and 3 tails. The gigantic nose is there becouse.

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(WHAT?! It's the most original thing I could remember!)

Deleted User
August 11, 2004, 2:23 pm
Droopy thats just lame.

bucky_brad
August 11, 2004, 4:53 pm
lol i dunno, i am pretty amused... i am normaly amused by most things...

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 5:09 pm
What hapened? I must have been high just recently...

CbbLe
August 11, 2004, 5:21 pm
hehe, Droopy got owned :)

anyhow...don't copy LxS drawing style...make up something of your own instead.

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 8:09 pm
I hate you.

koil
August 11, 2004, 8:46 pm
quote:Originally posted by CbbLe
hehe, Droopy got owned :)

anyhow...don't copy LxS drawing style...make up something of your own instead.


lol, wtf? youre saying lxs created a new drawing technique?
rephrase your sentence bioatchz0rzang3 [:-fight]

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 11:26 pm
Who has the guy who combined animals and stuff together to make realy wierd but so cool paintings? I dont remember.. LxS just made the so horribly cute.

CbbLe
August 12, 2004, 1:56 pm
quote:Originally posted by koil
quote:Originally posted by CbbLe
hehe, Droopy got owned :)

anyhow...don't copy LxS drawing style...make up something of your own instead.


lol, wtf? youre saying lxs created a new drawing technique?
rephrase your sentence bioatchz0rzang3 [:-fight]


no, but it would be like I would start drawing lol's....