I found this awesome site

www.googlebattle.com

Example

soldat vs. quake

soldat 966,000
quake 3,490,000
Total Pages Searched: 4,456,000
GoogleBattle winner is quake


OMG quake wins you fagzor!!!!

how do you like it.... Try it biotch

hahahaha !!

heterosexual VS. homosexual
heterosexual 1,060,000
homosexual 44,500,000
Total Pages Searched: 45,560,000
GoogleBattle winner is homosexual

RESULTS
Ninja VS. Pirate

Ninja 3,910,000 (view)
Pirate 3,170,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 7,080,000
GoogleBattle winner is Ninja

-edit
Monkey VS. Llama

Monkey 7,130,000 (view)
Llama 2,220,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 9,350,000
GoogleBattle winner is Monkey

damn you peemonkey

m79 VS. barret
m79 41,000
barret 317,000)
Total Pages Searched: 358,000
GoogleBattle winner is barret

RESULTS
lxs VS. michal marcinkowski

lxs 42,900 (view)
michal marcinkowski 951 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 43,851
GoogleBattle winner is lxs

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RESULTS
God VS. Me

God 60,100,000 (view)
Me 305,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 365,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is Me

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RESULTS
Anti-Barrett VS. Pro-Barrett

Anti-Barrett 29 (view)
Pro-Barrett 37 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 66
GoogleBattle winner is Pro-Barrett

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RESULTS
XBox VS. Playstation 2

XBox 24,000,000 (view)
Playstation 2 10,700,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 34,700,000
GoogleBattle winner is XBox

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RESULTS
G-Unit VS. Bill Gates

G-Unit 423,000 (view)
Bill Gates 3,870,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 4,293,000
GoogleBattle winner is Bill Gates

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RESULTS
Pikachu VS. Stephen Hawking

Pikachu 423,000 (view)
Stephen Hawking 370,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 793,000
GoogleBattle winner is Pikachu

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RESULTS
Paper VS. Plastic

Paper 72,200,000 (view)
Plastic 20,400,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 92,600,000
GoogleBattle winner is Paper

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RESULTS
Ninj@ VS. Anything respectable

Ninj@ 10,200 (view)
Anything respectable 308,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 318,200
GoogleBattle winner is Anything respectable

right wins!
RESULTS
Left VS. Right

Left 90,900,000 (view)
Right 154,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 244,900,000
GoogleBattle winner is Right

Coffee VS. Tea

Coffee 25,200,000 (view)
Tea 17,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 42,200,000
GoogleBattle winner is Coffee



Too bad this topic will be locked ^_^

Social Poison VS. That [:-censored]ing Sniper
Social Poison 504,000 (view)
That [:-censored]ing Sniper 39,300 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 543,300
GoogleBattle winner is Social Poison

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Camping Carl VS. DNA.Styx
Camping Carl 204,000 (view)
DNA.Styx 455 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 204,455
GoogleBattle winner is Camping Carl

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George Bush VS. John Kerry
George Bush 7,340,000 (view)
John Kerry 5,490,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 12,830,000
GoogleBattle winner is George Bush

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Death 77,900,000 (view)
Dismemberment 223,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 78,123,000
GoogleBattle winner is Death

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Liberal VS. Conservative
Liberal 9,240,000 (view)
Conservative 7,270,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 16,510,000
GoogleBattle winner is Liberal

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Penis VS. Vagina
Penis 31,800,000 (view)
Vagina 6,070,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 37,870,000
GoogleBattle winner is Penis

*monkey always wins*

google VS. yahoo
google 56,100,000 (view)
yahoo 118,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 174,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is yahoo

good VS. evil
good 184,000,000 (view)
evil 18,100,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 202,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is good

men VS. women
men 220,000,000 (view)
women 207,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 427,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is men

USA VS. Rest of world
USA 129,000,000 (view)
Rest of world 8,180,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 137,180,000
GoogleBattle winner is USA

Captain Ribman Vs. Milkman Dan

Winner: Captain Ribman

damn you to HELL

^______^

Darkside VS. Lightside

Darkside 1,600,000
Lightside 22,800
Total Pages Searched: 1,622,800
GoogleBattle winner is Darkside


Is that a surprise to you?

googlefight VS. googlebattle
googlefight 73,300 (view)
googlebattle 34 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 73,334
GoogleBattle winner is googlefight
www.googlefight.com

O. J. Simpson
( 328 000 results)
versus
The Real Killers
( 530 000 results)


The winner is: The Real Killers

XD

Lxs how dare you compare your self to micahl! and win!!

LxS used an acronym, he should have compared LxS to MM, or try Liquidis x Snake vs :O

Heaven-vs-Hell

heaven 15,100,000 (view)
hell 16,700,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 31,800,000
GoogleBattle winner is hell

mine's the best :)

RESULTS
Michal Marcinkowski VS. Ville Kallio
Michal Marcinkowski 951
Ville Kallio 19,500

Hah.

Liber VS. Lupus

Liber 912,000 (view)
Lupus 1,830,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 2,742,000
GoogleBattle winner is Lupus

Lupus owns Liber

Deaf V Box
Deaf 3,610,000 (view)
Box 106,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 109,610,000
GoogleBattle winner is Box

RESULTS
:P VS. :|

:P 317,000,000 (view)
:| 0 (view)

hehe

North America VS. Europe
North America 13,100,000 (view)
Europe 72,400,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 85,500,000
GoogleBattle winner is Europe

liquidis x snake VS. Adolf Hitler
liquidis x snake 33 (view)
Adolf Hitler 629,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 629,033
GoogleBattle winner is Adolf Hitler

Jews VS. liquidis x snake
Jews 5,680,000 (view)
liquidis x snake 33 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 5,680,033
GoogleBattle winner is Jews

michal marcinkowski 1,000 (view)
frogboy 5,950 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 6,950
GoogleBattle winner is frogboy

^_^

well i would have locked this topic if i had seen it earlier.

now with everybody posting their results this topic has a live on its own.

Please post this sort of links in my sticky: http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=15839 F.A.G.

Now we see what happens when you search properly:
liquidis x snake VS. michal marcinkowski
liquidis x snake 34
michal marcinkowski 1,000
GoogleBattle winner is michal marcinkowski

RESULTS
Liquidis x Snake VS. Correct Searching

Liquidis x Snake 34 (view)
Correct Searching 2,900,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 2,900,034
GoogleBattle winner is Correct Searching


That son of a b*tch.

RESULTS
Mother VS. F*cker

Mother 48,300,000 (view)
F*cker 845,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 49,145,000
GoogleBattle winner is Mother

Next time my mum's mad I shall have to say 'But Mother Dearest, GoogleBattle.com says that mothers are better than f*ckers!!!' She'll be ecstatic, I tell you.

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RESULTS
Love VS. Hate

Love 119,000,000 (view)
Hate 13,400,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 132,400,000
GoogleBattle winner is Love

Iiiiit's a small world, aaaafter allll....

video games VS. physical activity
video games 20,400,000
physical activity 8,590,000
Total Pages Searched: 28,990,000
GoogleBattle winner is video games

Hooray!

RESULTS
Bob VS. George

Bob 66,000,000 (view)
George 46,800,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 112,800,000
GoogleBattle winner is Bob
www.bobandgeorge.com

quote:RESULTS
Ninj@ VS. Anything respectable

Ninj@ 10,200 (view)
Anything respectable 308,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 318,200
GoogleBattle winner is Anything respectableHAHAHAHA!

me vs you

RESULTS
me VS. you
me 304,000,000 (view)
you 1,030,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,334,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is you


[:(]

Hitler 3,590,000 (view)
Pope 4,370,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 7,960,000
GoogleBattle winner is Pope

BWAHHHHHHH! Who would have thought it

RESULTS
Michal Marcinkowski VS. Michal Zajaczkowski

Michal Marcinkowski 959 (view)
Michal Zajaczkowski 441 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,400
GoogleBattle winner is Michal Marcinkowski

I bow to my master [;)]

soldat VS. what dat

soldat 942,000 (view)
what dat 38,300,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 39,242,000
GoogleBattle winner is what dat
heh, more illiterates than soldat players

sid hoffman VS. sid frenchman
sid hoffman 78,800 (view)
sid frenchman 6,800 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 85,600
GoogleBattle winner is sid hoffman

Cheech VS. Chong

Cheech 461,000 (view)
Chong 1,310,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,771,000
GoogleBattle winner is Chong

Oingo VS. Boingo

Oingo 87,900 (view)
Boingo 293,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 380,900
GoogleBattle winner is Boingo

Pie 8,960,000 (view)
Swiss Cake Rolls 60,300 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 9,020,300
GoogleBattle winner is Pie

nooooo swiss cake rolls!!!!!!!!!11one

Opera VS. Internet Explorer
Opera 19,200,000 (view)
Internet Explorer 10,200,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 29,400,000
GoogleBattle winner is Opera



Mozilla VS. Internet Explorer
Mozilla 12,900,000 (view)
Internet Explorer 10,200,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 23,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is Mozilla


Standard compliant browsers pwn IExploder

godzilla VS. mothra

godzilla 1,150,000 (view)
mothra 66,700 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,216,700
GoogleBattle winner is godzilla

B. Arthur VS. Pam Anderson

B. Arthur 10,600,000 (view)
Pam Anderson 1,490,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 12,090,000
GoogleBattle winner is B. Arthur

Michal Marcinkowski VS. The Fonz

Michal Marcinkowski 1,500 (view)
The Fonz 62,700 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 64,200
GoogleBattle winner is The Fonz

quote:Originally posted by Hitman
quote:RESULTS
Ninj@ VS. Anything respectable

Ninj@ 10,200 (view)
Anything respectable 308,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 318,200
GoogleBattle winner is Anything respectableHAHAHAHA!
i could care less if you respect me or not

anyway, for the real result:

RESULTS
Ninja VS. Anything respectable

Ninja 3,960,000 (view)
Anything respectable 252,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 4,212,000
GoogleBattle winner is Ninja

/me throws Buzz Lightyear at N1nj@s head

RESULTS
rock VS. paper

rock 68,900,000 (view)
paper 73,500,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 142,400,000
GoogleBattle winner is paper

RESULTS
paper VS. scissors

paper 73,500,000 (view)
scissors 1,940,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 75,440,000
GoogleBattle winner is paper

RESULTS
rock VS. scissors

rock 68,900,000 (view)
scissors 1,940,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 70,840,000
GoogleBattle winner is rock

Soldat VS. Rekryt
Soldat 975,000 (view)
Rekryt 1,700 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 976,700
GoogleBattle winner is Soldat

sorry Tormaz ^.^

Acid VS. Tabacco
Acid 18,300,000 (view)
Tabacco 259,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 18,559,000
GoogleBattle winner is Acid

Okay...keep in mind that these results were NOT what I had hoped for. Don't shoot the messenger people. You know you've thought about it if you've read this thread.

Soldat VS. Counter Strike

Soldat 975,000 (view)
Counter Strike 3,800,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 4,775,000
GoogleBattle winner is Counter Strike

^^^*screams and dies*

one VS. 1
one 491,000,000 (view)
1 1,960,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 2,451,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is 1

[:-censored]s that dont wanna rite propa words *I meant including me*

a VS. I

a 3,610,000,000 (view)
I 1,330,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 4,940,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is a

in VS. out

in 3,220,000,000 (view)
out 369,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 3,589,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is in

s**t VS. f**k

s**t 7,830,000 (view)
f**k 26,100,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 33,930,000
GoogleBattle winner is f**k

heh
:) VS. :(

:) 0 (view)
:( 0 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 0
GoogleBattle winner is It's a tie!
Ooo! Spooky! No-one likes emoticons!

eminem vs. the black population
eminem - 4,820,000
the black population - 6,050,000
Winner: the black population

I just know someone's gonna hunt me down for this...

RESULTS
coca cola VS. pepsi
coca cola 2,040,000 (view)
pepsi 1,790,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 3,830,000
GoogleBattle winner is coca cola

RESULTS
coke VS. pepsi
coke 4,200,000 (view)
pepsi 1,790,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 5,990,000
GoogleBattle winner is coke

You know it's true!

Okay, okay...these are the last things I post in this thread..probably..

Butter VS. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Butter 6,520,000 (view)
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 65,100 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 6,585,100
GoogleBattle winner is Butter

David Hasselhoff VS. Patrick Duffy

David Hasselhoff 113,000 (view)
Patrick Duffy 215,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 328,000
GoogleBattle winner is Patrick Duffy

A lol VS. teh box

A lol 10,300,000 (view)
teh box 181,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 10,481,000
GoogleBattle winner is A lol

scissors 1,940,000 (view)
TIGER HAND! RAWR! 1,180 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,941,180
GoogleBattle winner is scissors
Lies!

GoogleBattle is clearly wrong on that one -_- Tiger Hand always wins !

Number of results on Google for the keywords USA and World:


USA
(132 000 000 results) versus World
(267 000 000 results)


The winner is: World

..you people need to know how to do your keywords :P

Number of results on Google for the keywords Michael Jordan and Bill Gates:


Michael Jordan
(4 450 000 results) versus Bill Gates
(3 290 000 results)


The winner is: Michael Jordan

More proof that proper searching is best:

RESULTS
scissors VS. tiger hand
scissors 1,940,000 (view)
tiger hand 1,990,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 3,930,000
GoogleBattle winner is tiger hand

Close, but tiger hand always wins!

RESULTS
mac VS. pc
mac 55,100,000 (view)
pc 208,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 263,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is pc

RESULTS
ooooohhh VS. aaaaahhh
ooooohhh 10,800 (view)
aaaaahhh 13,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 23,800
GoogleBattle winner is aaaaahhh

RESULTS
fhqgads VS. zeeky booky doog
fhqgads 5 (view)
zeeky booky doog 20 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 25
GoogleBattle winner is zeeky booky doog
(if you don't know what these are from, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.)

RESULTS
ram VS. rom
ram 20,600,000 (view)
rom 39,600,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 60,200,000
GoogleBattle winner is rom

Well, that's it for now [;)]

EDIT: I can't believe I forgot!

RESULTS
tiger hand VS. pen missile
tiger hand 1,990,000 (view)
pen missile 67,900 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 2,057,900
GoogleBattle winner is tiger hand

Come on you don't know pen missle? ^_^
if u really dont know whats going on click this! -_-
http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/

quote:Originally posted by BManx2000

mac VS. pc
mac 55,100,000 (view)
pc 208,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 263,100,000
GoogleBattle winner is pc

Mac is also PC (personal computer). Instead of "PC" you should use "IBM PC Compatible" :P

How about

RESULTS
mac VS. windows
mac 54,800,000 (view)
windows 118,000,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 172,800,000
GoogleBattle winner is windows

OR

RESULTS
ibm pc compatible VS. macintosh pc compatible
ibm pc compatible 1,520,000 (view)
macintosh pc compatible 1,480,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 3,000,000
GoogleBattle winner is ibm pc compatible

quote:Originally posted by BManx2000
ibm pc compatible VS. macintosh pc compatible

Wrong again :P

should be ibm pc compatible VS. macintosh pc (without compatible, only one producer)


IBM PC Compatible 1,520,000 (view)
Macintosh PC 9,140,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 10,660,000
GoogleBattle winner is Macintosh PC


;P

But you forgot

RESULTS
macintosh pc VS. good computers
macintosh pc 9,140,000 (view)
good computers 11,500,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 20,640,000
GoogleBattle winner is good computers

RESULTS
pie VS. antelope

pie 9,170,000 (view)
antelope 1,050,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 10,220,000
GoogleBattle winner is pie



yay pie! ^_^

RESULTS
nightcabbage VS. daycabbage

nightcabbage 260 (view)
daycabbage 0 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 260
GoogleBattle winner is nightcabbage

^_^

It's Toumaz, Unlucky_13!

Anyway;

2D multiplayer shooter 64,100 (view)
3D multiplayer shooter 257,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 321,100
GoogleBattle winner is 3D multiplayer shooter

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry, but its Unlucky 13!

@the above:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RESULTS
Unlucky13 VS. Toumaz

Unlucky13 2,480 (view)
Toumaz 542 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 3,022
GoogleBattle winner is Unlucky13

catses 461 (view)
mices 8,400 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 8,861
GoogleBattle winner is mices

Greek competitions VS. Soldat

Greek competitions 244,000 (view)
Soldat 978,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 1,222,000
GoogleBattle winner is Soldat

Betty VS. Sauron

Betty 6,450,000 (view)
Sauron 392,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 6,842,000
GoogleBattle winner is Betty

Conan o' Brian 225,000 (view)
Conan the Barbarian 128,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 353,000
GoogleBattle winner is Conan o' Brian

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a mistake for a mistake, Unlucky 13.

No no no Aegis... you made a space between 'unlucky' and '13'...

THIS is the proper result:

RESULTS
Unlucky 13 VS. Toumaz

Unlucky 13 166,000 (view)
Toumaz 542 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 166,542
GoogleBattle winner is Unlucky 13

omg me pwned myself XD

RESULTS
Cats VS. Dogs

Cats 13,300,000 (view)
Dogs 18,200,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 31,500,000
GoogleBattle winner is Dogs

I thought cats would win...