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Camping_Carl2
August 10, 2004, 9:10 pm
lkasfs im rusty but here i go in a random amount of words and phrases and alot of spelling and grammar errors its an explosion of text that comes out of my beautifully shaded mind here i go..

this is a story about mancer and it his mancer upgraded from the [CENSORED] bag he use to be but this time he got those pills that upgrades his [CENSORED] from an inch to 12 inches as he shoves his cock into many random people including old men called grandpas he rapes he sucks and does stuff like that but he enjoys the smell of cum...

he also enjoys the fact that he can suck a gallon of cum threw a straw in a couple of seconds.. girls watch in amazement as he sucks it threw his [CENSORED] like a vacumme cleaner...
then i jumped threw the window with 5 bags of potatos and sprayed him and he screamed like he was getting double penitration in his ass from two black men that got the same pills as him but upgraded from a low grade to a higher grade anyway... as the potatos showered mancer.. he could just scream in pain...

As the lies came faster and faster Then i see it.. a shining star.. i get in my booot that can fly and go to the other world as...... mancer uses all the cum he swallowed as diareeaahhhh power and blasts off to the moon hunting me down good thing thats what chakra owns THE MOON yes baby he thinks as hes getting groovy with his girlfriend thats an alien named martha.

as chakra is having his low down time with martha partha he [CENSORED]s her in the right spot as she squirts her special cream everywhere just as i come down it lands on a pie that i thought looks beautiful i the camping carl i am eat the pie...... and i think its just a little bit of whipped cream... so i eat it alll... thats when i get super martha powers of beinga ble to slap people with boobs.. thats when i get my sweet revenge on mancer.... and [CENSORED] slap him to hell and back as he comes back from hell with a large chicken i think to my self what could i do.. thats when i pull out my special Ninja scroll of water... and Frogboy comes out as my special summon.. with pienne attached to his penis AHHAHA i think as i [CENSORED] a little more all over my self

kazuki is monitoring this show and is like wtf this isnt a show... thats when he changes the screen play to backstreet boys and i start singing as frogboy is one of the dancing boys and pienne jumps off the penis and wonders what he got him self into He thinks real hard and says an aussie with aids A MIRIACALLLL

thats when the talking dictionary with 2 eyes and one ham comes in and corrects all of my spelling magically and walks off.... but then i think to my self and go oh no i should copy and paste this on word perfect... salskfdlsfjasfaslfk

ahhhh as i scream landing in the world of FU k and i thinkwhat is this fuk im looking at its a big anal hole that i fist OVER AND OVER UNTIL IT BLEEDS NOOO thats iligal in america wtf is america the ass asks and says i love you falls in love i offer it some shampoo and it marries me with lots of love lots of sex and a big hat.. the hats name is sam.. bro oh... yes sambrooh.. best name ever...
as the man with two musachases came to me with a big UMBRELLA AND A CONNECTION OF t345 i was like wtf this internet connection is fast enough to make theworld spin 4 times faster than it is i can fast forward the year as i do i see others age but i dont because im in my cage of gold

then i die.. and the story moves on to the next character MARK mark
is not a marker like you thought but he loves lots of things including [CENSORED] porn p0oping on his mom and fingering little dogs.. but the thing that makes him special is that he can write very well

so he wrote a story called ham man with lots of bread so then DNA styx comes back from the wrath of hell and shakes frogboys hand... and says where is that thing you promised me and winks very sexually.. thats when chakra flys in the sky very pretty.... and im like wow... and i sing.. to grace this....... this is the day all babys die and jesus is born.... thats when the door opens.......

and i walk out and go HAHAHA just kidding pull off my mask and its that [CENSORED]ing sniper lksfjkd wtf is goihg on LSKFDLFD

as my asshair catches on fire it smells of rancid.. pork....

YAYYAYAYAyAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAY ill write better storys so [CENSORED] off... this is just my warm up bi99t8ches love you all hair cuts and all ^_^



http://m00.laughingllamas.com/ccpalace/ thats m00's happy site.. it links to all the sites and its pink so its pretty :P



this is just about mancer.. and other soldat players like frogboy chakra LIERIOO GUYYY and some other great people from hats

Mancer stop being fat :) a story for mancer about mancer

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this is my story its the first of 3 im writing this one is my life story.. doesnt include any one yet.. :P but my other 2 will but this story has to be some of my oddest work?

My Life story click here to read it ;) its great ;D~!


im writing 3 new storys.. if you want to be in it post.. if you have an idea post.. 1 of these storys is my life story :)



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Story about how i ruled america and got BBQ

yay!! its completely awesome and about HOW I RULE AMERICA!@!

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woo... this guy is a [CENSORED] and so is his site

Fuking Idiot and his [CENSORED] site


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drunk from pure vodka when i wrote this... and i was playing ninja gaiden on xbox... For some reason i love this story

My drunkard story ;D

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ok guys this is an old old story i found about chakra its sooo funny and its a true story :O


Chakras story :)



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its bean :D the story :)

this story is old but i found it :D and im writing a long long one right now so this should do well ;D

weirdbean




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Newest story posted August 11, 2004 :D
awww god this storys great you must read i just wrote it fresh!
supalunchlady <- YOU have to click the white link -.- to get to the story ok?


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Old story same news Post away ;)

teh old Wore

My next story includes Sex[IMAGE]

Hitman
August 10, 2004, 9:11 pm
Hah!

Kazuki
August 10, 2004, 11:30 pm
Hooray for public humor!

Weed
August 10, 2004, 11:46 pm
One day there shall be a site like Maddox, all about CC...
he will sell stickers like maddox do for a living

Drama
August 11, 2004, 12:54 am
its stalk.html !!!!!!111

Camping_Carl2
August 11, 2004, 4:28 am
Woo dna it works ^.^ make it a sticky ;D

Unlucky 13
August 11, 2004, 9:17 am
what do u mean? lol, heh

Camping_Carl2
August 11, 2004, 9:20 am
What... do i mean..? i mean.. i wrote a story... look at the top page...you have to click link -.-

Weed
August 11, 2004, 9:21 am
YAYAYA
cool :D:D:D:D:D

Captain RibMan
August 11, 2004, 9:29 am
lol ^____^ i have to pee and it almost came out when i read that

AerialAssault
August 11, 2004, 10:10 pm
omfg 1338

DeafBox
August 12, 2004, 4:24 am
yay that reminds me of the old CC stories. GW

Camping_Carl2
August 12, 2004, 5:23 am
Why thank you deafbox ^.^ and everyone else woo

Leo Da Lunerfox
August 12, 2004, 5:26 am
what, the feck.

-Caldur-
August 12, 2004, 11:45 am
Woo, Carl has his own sticky!

DeMonIc
August 12, 2004, 6:32 pm
omg, I can't believe it xD
lol story :D

liquidis x snake
August 13, 2004, 6:27 am
LMFAO.

This has been made a sticky.

And because of it.

The innards of my pants are sticky.

Joy.

gi.joe
August 13, 2004, 8:51 am
ive been away for a while..

and now i see a sticky in the bash pit by CC!!

teh hek is going on here!!

someone care to explain?

-Caldur-
August 13, 2004, 11:09 am
Carl is my brother.

DeMonIc
August 13, 2004, 4:58 pm
Carl has triumphed over rational thinking, and now we have stories!Booyaka!

Deleted User
August 13, 2004, 5:01 pm
Yay. :D Btw demonic your avatar is ugly because its all stretched up and doesn't have transparent background. :/

Camping_Carl2
August 13, 2004, 5:22 pm
:( thats mean ville poor demonic worked for years on that avatar... and you just dis it

DeMonIc
August 13, 2004, 7:32 pm
Ask me if I care.
Paint shop pro is evil, and until I'm not eviler thn it, I won't make a transparent bground.Happy now?

Deleted User
August 15, 2004, 11:07 am
He isn't fun anymore...

Element_101
August 15, 2004, 11:42 am
CC that was the sickest thing Ive ever read, were the hell did insperation come from??

-Caldur-
August 16, 2004, 11:22 am
Here's Element_the_whiner snivelling and getting his panties in a knot again.

Toumaz
August 18, 2004, 11:52 am
I thought you were sick CC.
I was wrong.
So wrong.
*calling some kind of mental prision*

liquidis x snake
August 19, 2004, 5:33 am
Hahaha that r teh funneh. Teh waffley. Teh sexeh.

-Caldur-
August 19, 2004, 7:17 am
Wow, Carl has positive posts now!

Element_101
August 19, 2004, 11:12 am
Omg leave -Caldur- no one likes you, your a loser go out side and get some sun shine.

Toumaz
August 19, 2004, 12:25 pm
*reading the story about chakra*

quote:Originally posted by Toumaz
I thought you were sick CC.
I was wrong.
So wrong.
*calling some kind of mental prision*


I was so wrong indeed.

Deleted User
August 19, 2004, 4:26 pm
I still remember that story about chakra. :D Actually its the only one of your older stories i actually remember.

-Caldur-
August 19, 2004, 9:18 pm
quote:Originally posted by Element_101
Omg leave -Caldur- no one likes you, your a loser go out side and get some sun shine.


How about letting anyone that doesn't like me speak for themselves? You're a dolt, go to school and learn spelling and grammar.

Icarius
August 20, 2004, 5:20 am
quote:Originally posted by -Caldur-
quote:Originally posted by Element_101
Omg leave -Caldur- no one likes you, your a loser go out side and get some sun shine.


How about letting anyone that doesn't like me speak for themselves? You're a dolt, go to school and learn spelling and grammar.


He's right though, no one likes you.

Deleted User
August 20, 2004, 4:16 pm
but everyone LOVES cc's stories! 'teh old whore' kicks [:-censored]

Chakra
August 21, 2004, 12:59 am
...

frogboy
August 21, 2004, 2:28 am
quote:Originally posted by Chakra
...


I concur.

Camping_Carl2
August 21, 2004, 5:10 am
he ar baboon

Chakra
August 21, 2004, 2:55 pm
u am weasel.

Cookie.
August 22, 2004, 5:14 am
I AM WEASEL! that use to be a cartoon or something O_O lol
uh the main one i remember was talking about Skwid go find me that one! ^_^

Camping_Carl2
August 22, 2004, 6:40 am
:P you find it.. and ill post it

Toumaz
August 24, 2004, 3:38 pm
...

LMAO!

Droopy
August 25, 2004, 4:21 pm
That was the wierdest story I have ever read.

Make another one!

M
September 5, 2004, 10:15 pm
Rofl CC and his sickzerz story's. WTG bro.

Hiei
September 6, 2004, 1:03 pm
O.o........disturbing: yes Nasty as [:-censored]: yes Hilarious: yes| I salute you Drunken CC!

liquidis x snake
September 7, 2004, 5:47 am
WOODEN FIBERHOOKERS! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Droopy
September 8, 2004, 3:51 pm
I like the Chakra story better...

BTW: Check it out! M's back!0o

Alamo
September 8, 2004, 5:08 pm
You are so sick.

Toumaz
September 16, 2004, 10:34 am
OMG! OMG!

Alamo
September 19, 2004, 5:00 pm
Who the [:-censored] made this sticky?
Ok, it's sticky from blood, semen and other body fluids but why is it supposed to be sticky? ewwwww.

DannyLB
September 26, 2004, 6:36 pm
DIgging in my vagina for a bowlling ball all i found was cottage cheese singing a beautiful song

genius, simply genius

palloco
September 30, 2004, 5:25 pm
Transparent backgrounds sux

DT
October 1, 2004, 7:49 pm
people and what they do in thier free time...

Camping_Carl2
October 12, 2004, 2:56 pm
yea... i wrote my new stories.. and uploaded them but i have not posted them on here yet.. ill do that tonight

Toumaz
October 14, 2004, 8:32 am
That BBQ story is just... strange... somehow... I still.... like it!
Good job!

LumpyFerret
November 3, 2004, 6:55 pm
make post..

GO now!

Droopy
November 17, 2004, 4:29 pm
That last story...

somehow scared me.

Camping_Carl2
November 17, 2004, 5:29 pm
im actually writing a new one guys just wait.. :p

Droopy
November 20, 2004, 9:18 pm
yay!

karmazon
November 26, 2004, 3:18 am
quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carl2im actually writing a new one guys just wait.. :p


[IMAGE]ing write it already biatch

Fangus Deef
November 26, 2004, 4:10 am
put me in one....

Camping_Carl2
November 26, 2004, 5:00 am
you got it deef

karmazon
November 26, 2004, 5:19 am
Wtf where's our story Carl ?

Camping_Carl2
November 26, 2004, 6:12 am
Just hold the fuking phone YOUR GOING TO BE IN IT I WROTE YOUR NAME DOWN DUDE just hold your [IMAGE]ing horses... im doing 3 stories

karmazon
November 26, 2004, 6:17 am
Fuken i hate you [IMAGE]er wtf you suppose to write this story int he morning ho

Chakra
November 26, 2004, 6:35 am
Jesus H Christ on a stick, do you know what a comma is CampingCarl?

Next time you write a story, seriously...send it to me first. I'll re-write it for you.

Toumaz
December 2, 2004, 2:30 pm
Camping Carl writes like my two friends. They NEVER use a comma, but they sometimes use a a period. The bad grades will come after them... and kill them.

TIR_Blade
December 3, 2004, 4:54 am
by "dot" i do believe u mean period :P

Camping_Carl2
December 3, 2004, 8:32 pm
i know this lady thats having a period ;D

Toumaz
December 9, 2004, 2:18 pm
Yes.... sorry for being Swedish.

Jello
December 11, 2004, 5:07 am
I just read the "youmom.com" one, but damn...grammar errors aside it was hellarius. Actually, don't put grammar errors aside. They made it funnier. Nice.

Camping_Carl2
December 11, 2004, 6:18 am
im glad jello likes it ;D

LumpyFerret
December 15, 2004, 12:28 am
you should,,,


DT
December 15, 2004, 1:07 am
its not that good....

LumpyFerret
December 15, 2004, 3:37 am
^you smell!

VENDETTA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

karmazon
December 30, 2004, 6:00 am
man and you didn't put me in that story again XD
anyway visit #mancersFAT at Quakenet

m00`
December 30, 2004, 6:02 am
mancer got owned

The Geologist
December 30, 2004, 6:03 am
You kids just can't give it up, can you?

zambo_the_clown
December 30, 2004, 6:08 am
your an idiot CC :P

lieroguy
December 30, 2004, 6:08 am
Wow. Do I really piss that much?

Chakra
December 30, 2004, 6:31 am
ARGHHH IT'S UNREADABLE WHY CAN'T YOU PUT EFFORT INTO IT

Camping_Carl2
December 30, 2004, 6:36 am
cause im lazy and you cant read

chakra learn to read

m00`
December 30, 2004, 7:38 am
CC HAS A NEW SITE LOZLOZZL

http://m00.laughingllamas.com/ccpalace/

MikeShinoda.pheonix
January 3, 2005, 5:26 pm
Lumpy Ferret, you have 666 posts you [IMAGE]ing satan!

_Mancer_
January 3, 2005, 7:56 pm
If only these storys were funny...

karmazon
January 3, 2005, 11:50 pm
quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_If only these storys were funny...

They are
but then again, if I was fat and CC wrote a story about me, I wouldn't be laughing.

_Mancer_
January 4, 2005, 12:07 am
Actually none of them are funny...not mine, not any. They look like a 4 year old wrote them with weak jokes and punch lines.

Hitman
January 4, 2005, 12:51 am
They used to be funny, but that was a long time ago. Now they're just [IMAGE].

Hitman
January 4, 2005, 4:03 am
Ah, yes, I see your point! Quitting my job as moderator makes me a faggot. Yes, yes..

Ya mate..

Jap_man
January 4, 2005, 7:56 am
uhh id imagine it wouldnt take longer than Ten minuets to write any of those stories messiah....

Toumaz
January 4, 2005, 2:48 pm
ROFL. Great one, CC. :)

Cookie.
January 6, 2005, 3:06 am
"he was fat.. mancer is fat..
he got mad at me when i sad that but his left tit was sagging"

AHAHA SO TRUE!!!

_Mancer_
January 6, 2005, 3:22 am
Cookie that makes no sense. How the hell is it true?

Camping_Carl2
January 6, 2005, 2:48 pm
quote:Originally posted by ToumazROFL. Great one, CC. :)


actually takes less than 10 minutes

NightCabbage
January 20, 2005, 6:54 am
You know, CC didn't write any of those, our illegitimate children did.

Camping_Carl2
January 20, 2005, 7:09 pm
im your child cabbage man ;)

Captain Ben
February 6, 2005, 4:14 am
haha i see....

gi.joe
March 6, 2005, 5:21 am
haha its good to see u guys keeping up the age old mancer is fat tradition...whats it been, 4 months since i last read one of ur stories CC?

good to be back yall

FliesLikeABrick
March 6, 2005, 5:52 am
lol you must be catching up on old news, otherwise i see no reason why you would revive a topic as worthless as this one

Captain Ben
March 8, 2005, 9:01 am
does it matter? it's a sticky anyway. can you remove stickies?

_Mancer_
March 8, 2005, 8:16 pm
Captain ben wins.

Deleted User
May 12, 2005, 6:15 pm
aahhhhhhha bumping a sticky

LazehBoi
May 13, 2005, 2:47 am
I miss the old campingcarl :(

Captain Ben
May 19, 2005, 7:45 am
Lick some carpet!!

Cookie`
May 25, 2005, 2:12 am
I love how this is still a sticky :)
I think it is a warning sign for Mancer to stay out of the bash pit

Deleted User
May 25, 2005, 2:21 am
i loved reading all these and never really posted here in the forums about it
The drunkard story kept me and friends laughing for a bit just because of sheer randomness that matched our own...

Cookie`
June 5, 2005, 2:15 am
LOL BUMPS! LOL!

Deleted User
June 24, 2005, 11:38 pm
SPFXRT

dude
July 6, 2005, 12:25 am
...

karmazon
July 6, 2005, 7:14 am
hahaha bumpizzle

Cookie.
July 9, 2005, 6:45 am
Carl is going away for the army in 2 days :( someone make a good bye thread for him and ill send all the comments to him :'(

TIR_Blade
July 9, 2005, 9:35 pm
ya I know :(, gonna miss him...but he promised to write me so i'll keep the goodbye thread updated :)

Deleted User
July 13, 2005, 7:01 pm
wooooo *bump*

The Geologist
July 13, 2005, 9:12 pm
Why is this crap still getting attention?

karmazon
July 14, 2005, 12:32 am
thanks for bumping it geo :D

Cookie.
July 20, 2005, 7:03 am
Because we like to bump it and mickle is gone ^_^

Rambo_6
July 20, 2005, 7:03 am
MIND THE BUMP

Cookie.
July 23, 2005, 3:57 am
Pass the bump on the left hand side

Deleted User
July 24, 2005, 11:15 pm
DUH

lastpatriot
July 26, 2005, 8:22 pm
Why is this a sticky? To keep Mancer away?

Bump

LumpyFerret
July 29, 2005, 6:39 am
wtf is bump?


karmazon
July 29, 2005, 7:29 am
something they don't tell gay people

Cookie.
August 3, 2005, 6:15 am
Lol this is a sticky because it was Carl's last stand... consider it a tribute to Carl! For this is all we have left of him on soldatforums :(

BUMP FOR CARL!

_Mancer_
August 3, 2005, 6:25 am
I hate the name of this thread.

MOFO NOFO
August 3, 2005, 6:39 am
well, if it was a lie it wouldent be up here now would it?

karmazon
August 3, 2005, 7:07 am
"mancer was swimming and he said omg i forgot to swim and he started to drown.. but he
wasnt drowning.. he was still floating on his left ass cheek.."

Deleted User
August 20, 2005, 1:55 am
bumped because of bumpyness

The Geologist
August 20, 2005, 9:49 am
Whore.

karmazon
August 21, 2005, 7:24 am
bump

lastpatriot
August 21, 2005, 1:03 pm
Bumpity Bumpity bump

Cookie.
August 28, 2005, 1:32 am
quote:Originally posted by frogboyquote:Originally posted by _Mancer_
Then be the bigger man

I'm sure you know a lot about that!


BUMP HAHAHA :D

UGK
September 29, 2005, 5:11 am
WTF? WHy is this even stickY? OMFG you people are f'ed up in the head. I mean its not a bad thing either but this is retarded.

Milkman Dan
September 29, 2005, 5:27 am
It's more worthy of a sticky than you are of life so quit [CENSORED]ing

Cookie.
October 1, 2005, 6:34 am
quote:Originally posted by Milkman DanIt's more worthy of a sticky than you are of life so quit [CENSORED]ing


Bwahahhaha! Bump to the top!

Big Black and G4Y
October 2, 2005, 6:36 am
i'll tell you why this is a sticky....
the current admins have lost interest.... this was left on the battlefield to rot... a lill something for the trolls to feed on.

lastpatriot
October 8, 2005, 10:17 pm
quote:Originally posted by UGKWTF? WHy is this even stickY? OMFG you people are f'ed up in the head. I mean its not a bad thing either but this is retarded.


So says the guy who has Cartman Hitler as his avatar.

T-Money
October 9, 2005, 11:50 pm
Har. Bumpage.

If only Carl were still here...

Cookie.
October 12, 2005, 12:44 am
quote:Originally posted by T-MoneyHar. Bumpage.

If only Carl were still here...


Carl should be back from the military by now O_O He sent Blade a letter in the mail! CARL WHERE ARE YOU :(

Cookie.
October 12, 2005, 1:41 am
DOUBLE POST CARL IS BACK!!! HE SURVIVED!!! HUZZAH!!! BUMP!

Leo Da Lunerfox
October 12, 2005, 2:10 am
Yeah I was talking to him last night, he survived the boot camp! 6 out of the 80 passed, wewt.

GAMEOVER
November 15, 2005, 3:24 am
This thread is [CENSORED]ing [CENSORED] and why the hell is such crap stickyed..

Twinkler
November 15, 2005, 3:40 am
/shakes head in dismay

Cookie.
November 15, 2005, 3:40 am
Because of people like you :D Plus no bash pit mod
Carl has one more week of millitary training to go huzzah!!

Taz
November 26, 2005, 2:30 am
haha majin's legacy of flubber follows him over to soldat.

Cookie.
December 23, 2005, 7:15 am
O nos :'(
Camping Carl is getting sent to Iraq... wish him luck!

karmazonpl
December 23, 2005, 8:15 am
no way, what the fuk, wallhax

lithium
December 24, 2005, 8:46 am
Hope he doesn't die.

CAPTAIN_PLANET
December 24, 2005, 9:41 am
HOPE HE DIES

nfsjunkie91
December 26, 2005, 12:53 am
... if u EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT CAMPING CARL, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL FOR BREAKFAST AND DEVOUR YOUR BRAIN FOR LUNCH [CENSORED]!!!!!!!!!!!!

yah, CC has the best stories... maybe he'll have a computer in iraqzorz.

Deleted User
January 8, 2006, 2:33 am
yay

Borus
January 11, 2006, 9:35 pm
This is sad. But I actually looked at Cookie.'s avatar for almost 10 minutes. God that cat is addictive.

Melba
February 7, 2006, 6:47 pm
Beatiful!

Camping_Carl
February 7, 2006, 8:23 pm
your moms beautiful

Deleted User
February 7, 2006, 8:46 pm
Omgozh the Bash pit Queen returns.

Koon
March 29, 2006, 7:22 pm
Ok, I'm sorry to be the one to criticize Carl but I just read the story and skipped down to the last page to post, and I dont realy find anything funny about this story. It's just a bunch of random stuff dealing with hardcore [CENSORED] sex that takes no creativity whatsoever. Let me know if he has any interesting stories that are actually funny.

Deleted User
March 29, 2006, 10:33 pm
koon stfu