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Camping_Carl2
August 11, 2004, 2:45 am
.. i want to know more about chakra...

whats his true name

what his house looks like

if he has any animals

what his parents look like

if he has any siblings

i want pictures!

i want to see his drawing

i want to see his kidagarden work

i want to see his high school papers

i want to know what his grades where

whats his fav food

what his fav desert is

who his best friend in real life his

who his best friend on the internet is

who was his first crush?

who was his first girlfriend...

if he walked in on his parents when they where having sex...

whats his fav game besides soldat...

whos his most hated enemy?

What was his first fight and how did it go?

Where does he work or where has he worked?

what kind of computer he has..

IF he smokes are drinks...

Hmmm.... can you help us out here chakra give us pictures NOW!

mccuz
August 11, 2004, 2:51 am
lol

Weed
August 11, 2004, 2:53 am
ill take the test!

Red
shanty village
cat
hippies

and thats all i know ^^

Squal
August 11, 2004, 2:58 am
true name = ruari .. or somewhat
house = like a shed with a computer and a broken door coz of throwing knifes
he has a vicious cat
idk his parents -,-
he has a brother i think..older brother
..how can you NOT have his pictures.. he spams them aroundd all the time :|
yada yada yaday ^o)
.. he likes turds alot.. but claims they are sausages
desert .. > lou
best friend .. online as well as irl.. himself/ mirror
crush .. mirror
current girlfriend slash stalker = lou
he probably did walk in the room with hot monkey parent sex and said Ay caramba
his fav game is now doom 3 i suppose
hated enemy ...probably me
first fight was mirror, an argument about who is the sexiest, him or the mirror
work ... HAH
uhm.. bucket of wires and bolts :|
he doesnt smoke or drink anymore, but hes a former stoner .. and ill see if i can get any pics O_O

Camping_Carl2
August 11, 2004, 2:59 am
lmao WELL thANK YOU your quite informitive both of you!

Squal
August 11, 2004, 3:04 am
[IMAGE] that sexy animal

Famine
August 11, 2004, 4:04 am
Chak, which on are you

the 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, or 7th?

1=Genitals
2=Spleen
3=Solar Pelux
4=Heart
5=throat
6=eye
7=crown of head

systemfeind
August 11, 2004, 9:47 am
rofl r u all gay? :>

Unlucky 13
August 11, 2004, 9:51 am
:/ dont get on chakies back you beasts!

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 10:11 am
Chakra scares me...

DeMonIc
August 11, 2004, 6:21 pm
We need an "alert Chakra" button...

Hitman
August 11, 2004, 6:24 pm
LMAO

liquidis x snake
August 11, 2004, 7:18 pm
whats his true name?
Chakraligeoff

what his house looks like?
It consists of a 5-story 12 bedroom mansion made solely of used cereal boxes and hamster hair.

if he has any animals?
He IS an animal. Rar.

what his parents look like?
this.

if he has any siblings?
HAD siblings. His sister shot herself when she realized Chakra was indeed not an immobile basket of breadmuffins, but rather a child in a coma.

i want pictures!
i want sex!

i want to see his drawing?
Well, here's a drawing OF him.

[file]chakra.JPG,3013,,0[/file]

i want to see his kidagarden work.
I've tracked down the girls he "worked" with in kindergarten and they were all pleased. No screenshots. I think its illegal?

i want to see his high school papers.
Sorry, no help here.

i want to know what his grades where.
English - A+
Calculus - A-
Physical Education - A++++
Physics - B+
Baking and Foods - F
Spanish - que?

whats his fav food.
Puppies wrapped in lettuce.

what his fav desert is
The Sahara, hands down.

who his best friend in real life his
Liquidis x Snake a.k.a Eric, of course.

who his best friend on the internet is
Liquidis x Snake a.k.a Eric, of course.

who was his first crush?
The soda can, after he finished drinking it. I think it was a Dr. Pepper.

who was his first girlfriend...
Wouldn't you like to know?

if he walked in on his parents when they where having sex...
He'd probably shock them with his massive penis size, this leaving them in awe and preventing them from ever having sex again because his dad has to live with the fact that his son's penis is bigger than his and would probably go shoot himself in shame.

whats his fav game besides soldat...
Grand Theft Auto: Switzerland

whos his most hated enemy?
Ninj@

What was his first fight and how did it go?
I believe it was a battle between Chakra and Neptune, god of the Sea. Started when Chakra called Neptune a punkass for being such a newb. Neptune got mad and wanted to poon Chakra, but Chakra /kicked Neptune and won.

Where does he work or where has he worked?
McDonald's, Hooters, GameStop, Uncle Joe's XXX Family Restaraunt

what kind of computer he has..
I don't get it.

IF he smokes are drinks...
No his smokes aren't drinks.
But I heard he's a bit Weedy.
And drinks some fine Bacardi.
Wait, thats me.

Deleted User
August 11, 2004, 7:42 pm
"whats his fav game besides soldat...
Grand Theft Auto: Switzerland

whos his most hated enemy?
Ninj@"

Your mixing chakra up with hitman.

liquidis x snake
August 11, 2004, 8:02 pm
Oh wow, I didn't even notice Hitman was from Switzerland. And I thought everyone hated Ninj@. :)

Droopy
August 11, 2004, 8:13 pm
Everyone does hate Ninj@.. I dont know why I hate him.. He just look's so.. so.. BIG with all those posts! BA$TARD!

DeMonIc
August 11, 2004, 9:32 pm
This thread is gettin loller and loller xD
Wonder when Chak is gonna get in here...

Weed
August 11, 2004, 11:50 pm
yeah, no one knows him better then Squal
i mean, Squal was like chakra's stalker a while back, he would do anything chakra did, say anything chakra said. he even started speaking like him ^_^

Hitman
August 12, 2004, 1:00 am
quote:best friend .. online as well as irl.. himself/ mirrorHAHAHA

Droopy
August 12, 2004, 10:57 am
He still didn't post? He must have shot himself when he realised that he just got OWNED by LxS... Poor kid... And just as I was begining to like him.. DANG!

Chakra
August 12, 2004, 1:26 pm
um...sorry for delay. Nice to know i'm not forgotton though, despite my pc exploding, not bothering to install soldat on my (old) new P866 and staying at my GF's right now...

My real name is Ruari. It's a gaelic name, translated to 'Red King'. It's a little hard to pronounce so some of my real life friends just call me Red. How interesting is that! [^]

My house looks ..um..colourful. Lots of plants everywhere, seeing as mama is a gardener. I have no pics.

I have a little black pussycat called 'Miko', japanese for sorceress. Her hobbies are meowing for food then not eating it, and chewing plants.

My parents look nothing like me...

No children, but my half brother has a boy and a girl.

Pictures?

[IMAGE]


I have no drawings, and kindergarten work I don't think I have anymore. I also never went to high school (long story).

Fave food is CURRY. Otherwise i'm a big fan of tuna, and things done with pasta. Sundried tomatoes too.

I don't do desserts.

Can't say I 'have' a really good best friend in real life. I made alot of friends from travelling so they're all kind of spread out. Not people I see daily.

Best friend on the net? Squal for sure.

My parents are seperated and can't stand each other's company.

My first crush? The little redhead girl in Thundercats... I was 7.

I'm with my first girlfriend right now. [8D]

Other than soldat, the game I enjoyed the most in my life was FF7 or Deus Ex. Otherwise now and then I may find some time to play Morrowind (with about 90+ mods), and I still like a quicky on Little Fighter 2.

My most hated enemy? My soldat nemesis has to be our good friend SuperKill (much love), in real life though i'm a very peaceful type and can usually resolve things just by talking. Usually.

My first 'fight' wasn't really a fight. I was walking through a park and 3 turkish teens, all around 15 (I was 18) asked me for my phone and watch. Naturally I argued, I was bigger so I wasn't very intimidated. One of them took a swing though, but I dodged back, and then all jackie chan style did a series of 3 kicks in front of his face making sure not to make contact, then I just walked off as they stood away. Who's laughing at Tae Kwon Do now, eh?!

Currently unemployed, but I've done a few jobs. Kitchen Assistant all the way upto head chef, waiter, barman, 'bout it. My last job was a nightmare, it was me alone with the chef and naturally we shared the work, but suddenly she had a fit and left, so I had to do 150 meals a day and clean up by myself for 13 hours a day. I eventually quit after finding myself blacking out. Total nightmare. Don't do kitchen work kids, it'll kill you.

My PC 'was' a nice 1.6ghz 512mb Geforce3 with 40g HD on WinXP ...then one day I just plugged in my headphones and the PC powered down. I tried turning it back on, but the fuse to the house went. I had to turn the PC off before the fuse was allowed back on. Soon as I tried powering the PC up again, the PSU exploded. Someone suggested replacing the fuse inside the PSU, so I did that....that exploded too. Got a new PSU from PC World, that exploded very violently. Actual flames and smoke. I took that back for a refund [:D]. Now I'm stuck with an old P866 that takes 4 minutes to boot 98.

I haven't smoked or drank for a year and a half, until recently. Social events only. I was into casually smoking marijuana and drinking lots, buutttt I got out of that after a very bad turn because of it. Don't do drugs or abus your body.

...anything else?

DeMonIc
August 12, 2004, 3:47 pm
quote:...the game I enjoyed the most in my life was FF7...
Respect.

Deleted User
August 12, 2004, 3:54 pm
You look like you are high on that picture.

Essentle
August 12, 2004, 5:54 pm
whoa..

Hitman
August 12, 2004, 6:20 pm
You look like a weird version of Michal Jackson in that pic..

b00stA
August 12, 2004, 7:02 pm
quote:Originally posted by Hitman
You look like a weird version of Michal Jackson in that pic..

..a weird version..of Michal Jackson?

Squal
August 12, 2004, 10:52 pm
!!! A YODEL HAT :o and tell me about how it went with lou.. how were the tacos :o... cant your new.. bucket of bolts run msn or mirc? :o

-yodela heee-hooo

edit- after examaning my msn .. you appeared to be there -,-

Camping_Carl2
August 12, 2004, 10:52 pm
WOw guys ask more questions to chakra!

Hitman
August 12, 2004, 10:55 pm
In Switzerland we run around naked on the alps yodelling. It's fun.

Squal
August 12, 2004, 10:58 pm
do you -need- one of those hats? or is it optional

n/a
August 12, 2004, 11:23 pm
the hat probably fits well with his headphone, squal, dunno why he wear them both at the same time for another reason...

Chakra
August 12, 2004, 11:41 pm
News update: Chakra is in complete and utter love with beautiful woman, and very very exhausted because of it. *large smile*

Hitman
August 12, 2004, 11:59 pm
You beast!

Camping_Carl2
August 13, 2004, 2:08 am
I heard he loves fat woman >.>

Deleted User
August 15, 2004, 11:02 am
omg man u look like mikal jacksson man... go get another nosejob..

Element_101
August 15, 2004, 11:22 am
Hey [:-censored], Is your avatar you!

Chakra
August 15, 2004, 2:26 pm
yes dear it's me....you just all want to see pics of me don't you. I'M NOT YOUR [:-censored]ING MANWHORE!

Tha Doggfather
August 15, 2004, 3:23 pm
yes you are, now get on your knees bitch!

Camping_Carl2
August 15, 2004, 9:46 pm
Doggfather knows the secret to chakras hat :O

Alamo
August 15, 2004, 10:19 pm
Whoa... Now I know Chakra better than myself...
Hitman: Wtf? Didn't you come frome a different country last time i checked?

In germany we wear leatherpants, drink beer and eat Weisswurst with Sauerkraut all day. :)

Toumaz
August 18, 2004, 11:59 am
Don't smoke Chakra. My father did. He's dead. Cancer.
(This is true: when I get to hear my father was dead, I almost laughed!)
He could die, I don't care, but if the Soldat Forum loses you, it would be a lot less funny and interesting.

Melba
August 18, 2004, 6:02 pm
errrr...

DeMonIc
August 18, 2004, 6:33 pm
quote:errrr...
Same what I would say...

Toumaz
August 19, 2004, 12:26 pm
Shall I tell you the whole story and then you'll understand me better? Or no? Maybe?

DeMonIc
August 19, 2004, 12:30 pm
It's just odd hearin about this.

Droopy
August 19, 2004, 4:04 pm
@Hitman
We do something similar here in Slovenia. Raplace the Yodeling with natural screaming.

@Alamo
I think you'd like Slovenia!

@Chakra
I know how you feel... Kitchen work sucks hard man!