Searched for some of my non-archived posts in a moment of boredom, and found this shining gem of intelligence and humour. From the Soldat Bar, I present...:

" *Duke is dead. Goes to heaven.*
Saint Peter: 'My boy, what have you done. You must find peace."
Duke: 'AHHAAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH'
*Rams a carrot up ol' Petes ass*
*God comes out.*
Duke: Hey man, theres a sweet bar down there. Some hot dancing girls and beer. Wanna come?'
God: 'Sure. All this holy crap gets tiring after abit. Lets go'
*Duke hands him a carrot. They both go down.*
*Find the bar. God stares around.*
God: Crappy place. Stinks like hell.'
Duke: Well, we're in America sir. Still, the booze is good. But first...'
*Duke pulls out a carrot. He knocks down the note and then proceeds to knock everybody out in the bar. God helps*
God: Man, i gotta go back up. I have a reputation and all that. Sorry. Cya next time'
*Duke nods and waves. God goes up holy staircase into choirs of singing angels. God fingers the angels then continues up*
Duke: THE CARROT WILL PERSEVERE....AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHAAHHAAHAH'
*Duke then begins to dance in a circle making strange m00ing noises* " (31/06/03) [(EDIT: carrot explanation: a joke for a page or two on the bar, my Carrot Cult where I beat people to death on their left ears with carrots unless they danced for me. Yeah.)]

That was mildly amusing at parts, but the vast majority of my early posts (vast being a good word...e.g. 1000 posts in first 4 months, 380 in year since. I was a good little spammer...) were grammatical and spelling horrors. And, overall, stupid. (E.g. calling a french guy 'Monsieur Frog' wasn't a good move..)

Anyone want to post their stupid posts from the past (or present, of course)? Could be funny. Go on.

quote:E.g. calling a french guy 'Monsieur Frog' wasn't a good move..Rofl, I remember that :P

Anyways, here's my earliest post/topic I could find: Secret Player Animation?????

b00tsA

And now you misspelled b00sta. :D

Bahaha. We all sound so excited and ... gay, don't we? XP

Here's as far as I could go.

Suggestions for MOD

Yep, I don't think I sound much different, except for getting rid of all the kissing up and exclamation marks. Well, hey, at least I made Stalky feel special.

How do you find when i try to use search button i get error ^_^
Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d'

Type mismatch: 'cint'

/inc_searchlog.asp, line 18

Im looking for a old campingcarl post about Skwid
if anyone find that ill be happy ^_^

I doubt any of my posts ever stood out really. I can't remember my first one at all.

hehehehehehehehehe i cant stop laughing at Soldiers are being treated unfairly!*

*note: most chances are, that its archived. its a -very- old thread, created mainly by me and sktf (super kill teh fat).


(edit: ITF (AKA skillz.bot) DID cheated! he used speedhack(afaik, he were the first one to use it) )

^Animated avatar!!!!^

quote:Originally posted by Element_101
^Animated avatar!!!!^


[url="http://soldatforum.dnagames.net/rules.asp?cat=1#rulesid3"]Avatars (images below your name in the forum) are to be no larger 20k.
[/url]

nothing about animation..
pwned :P


btw:
[url="http://soldatforum.dnagames.net/rules.asp?cat=1#rulesid2"]
A signature may consist of both text and an image, but in this case, text may not consist of more than 2 lines, and 43 characters in length.[/url]

yours is 48characters.

^^^LONG TEXT SIGNATURE^^^

lol funny topic koil, hmm i guess my first post would be stupid enough but i dont remember it

Mmmh my first posting? Probably a comment on a map, as it took me some months to crawl out of the mapping forum [:P]

Hitman: [IMAGE]
"Why do you guys have to be so damn agressive, CHILL OUT I didn't know OK I'm sorry...don't expect me to know everthing, just because I don't spend my WHOLE free time surfing the internet and reading everthing..."

That's a picture of what you sounded like. No offense (seriously) but that made me chuckle. Small shaved cat, looking seriously homicidal...oui, ca c'est Hitman.

The search by member doesn't work [:-grumpy]

quote:Originally posted by Duke33
Hitman: [IMAGE]
"Why do you guys have to be so damn agressive, CHILL OUT I didn't know OK I'm sorry...don't expect me to know everthing, just because I don't spend my WHOLE free time surfing the internet and reading everthing..."

That's a picture of what you sounded like. No offense (seriously) but that made me chuckle. Small shaved cat, looking seriously homicidal...oui, ca c'est Hitman.

ROFL

My most stupid posts are no more existant luckily :P
Too bad also the one where SK said minigun was the best in a thread and wanted to duel Outcast with it :D

quote:Originally posted by Cookie
How do you find when i try to use search button i get error ^_^
Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d'

Type mismatch: 'cint'

/inc_searchlog.asp, line 18

Im looking for a old campingcarl post about Skwid
if anyone find that ill be happy ^_^


Just go to Cookie's Page, and then on the side bar, there's a link that says "My Topics." Click that and you've got all the topics you've ever made, I think.

Or go into your profile and under the 'Total Posts' and posts per day bit, there will be a link saying 'Find All Non-Archived posts by this member'.