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that fuking sniper
August 31, 2004, 7:30 am
Ammagawd! Run to the hills! The lemons are coming! They've pwnt the oranges and the apples! And now they come to our village! Run for your lives! Run to the hills!

liquidis x snake
August 31, 2004, 7:30 am
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peemonkey
August 31, 2004, 7:40 am
who the [:-censored]'s eric? that's such a pussy name to give a kid, seriously. 'this is eric, he'll be your bitch if you want him to" i knew an eric once, i'd slap the [:-censored] out of him in front of his friends just to make his life hell, for his name was eric, and he was a freshmen who tried to talk to me.

that fuking sniper
August 31, 2004, 7:43 am
Hey if you have nothing to contribute to the topic, dont post at all, spammer. Now, back to the matter at hand: AMMAPHUCKINGAWD! ITS THE LEMONS! RUN, BITCH, RUN!

liquidis x snake
August 31, 2004, 7:45 am
lol peemonkey. What's your name?

Who the f*ck cares. =)

Deleted User
August 31, 2004, 7:49 am
Peemonkey...

User Name: liquidis x snake
Real Name: Eric
Location: Rosemead, California
USA
Age: 17

peemonkey
August 31, 2004, 8:54 am
/goes to rosemead and smacks that pussy lxs, makes him eat $14.57 in pennies

JuiceBox
August 31, 2004, 8:58 am
Fuzzos, hell no son, we be bawlin or somthin somthin

what

DeMonIc
August 31, 2004, 10:35 am
OMG THEY REACHED HUNGARY AND KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT!!!11
hey..that's not bad xD

Unlucky 13
August 31, 2004, 11:02 am
NOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY CAME TO AUSSIE AND KILLED THE PM!
thats not bad either!

Weed
August 31, 2004, 12:23 pm
TFS... you said you stopped drinking alcohol spirits...

Hitman
August 31, 2004, 12:37 pm
quote:Originally posted by liquidis x snake
lol peemonkey. What's your name?

Who the f*ck cares. =)
Hahaha, owned.

Kazuki
August 31, 2004, 1:06 pm
quote:Originally posted by Weed
TFS... you said you stopped drinking alcohol spirits...


I wonder what he considers the 'the gym' and 'working out.'

The Geologist
August 31, 2004, 6:46 pm
What about the grapefruits?

Droopy
August 31, 2004, 6:57 pm
They were already beaten by the lemons.. TFS was just out of breath so he couldnt say it...

peemonkey
August 31, 2004, 7:41 pm
limes in mexico repel the lemons. all is well south of the border

BManx2000
August 31, 2004, 8:09 pm
I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.

b00stA
August 31, 2004, 8:43 pm
ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty banana parts fighting
the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash it into submission.

I herewith claim that a banana could own a lemon at any time.

that fuking sniper
August 31, 2004, 9:03 pm
Noob, you dont know anything, do you?! Lemons can squeze little burning juices into those banana eyes, and render them useless, after which it would come forth with a deadly headbutt of lemony yellowness. So banana is basically pwnt.

b00stA
September 1, 2004, 2:02 pm
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even a banana baby could own a lemon.

N1nj@
September 1, 2004, 3:16 pm
I thought the picture on the right is a orange, not a lemon >_>

Deleted User
September 1, 2004, 3:48 pm
Ninja is right. Its orange not lemon.

DT
September 1, 2004, 4:05 pm
quote:Originally posted by b00stA
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even a banana baby could own a lemon.


holy [:-censored]... thats one crazy banana baby... look at its face... its going to eat you...

b00stA
September 1, 2004, 4:21 pm
Ooh.. can't even trust google image search anymore. Just didn't notice it.

and yes, you can see the furious rage in the baby's eyes..

Jack2
September 1, 2004, 6:13 pm
Aw [:-censored]! We are going to be all pwned by the lemons...except me!! I know! We can save our village and people by calling to the local supermarket, bring all the bananas from the vegetable corner here and then start praying:

''Oh please, mighty Banana God in the great Banana heaven. Wake these precious piles of bananas and make them help us to defend us and to kill all the attacking lemons.'' Thus we will always serve you by giving every 4th of July our money, except Jack2's.''

peemonkey
September 1, 2004, 6:29 pm
bananna's arent vegetables, tard

liquidis x snake
September 1, 2004, 10:01 pm
Why are we all fighting?

Why not just have a great big lemon party to settle our differences.

BManx2000
September 1, 2004, 11:10 pm
Coconuts could totally own lemons. Not even stinging lemon juice can pierce the hard outer shell of a coconut. Pinapples would win too.

Kazuki
September 1, 2004, 11:16 pm
Yeah, let's throw lemons at each other cause life throws them at us.

that fuking sniper
September 2, 2004, 12:34 am
Coconuts and Pinaples vs Lemons = Lemons win. Why? Because you would have people trying to eat the pinaples on a friggin hawaiian pizza (which is gross) and drink coconut juice. Lemons arent even considered a major edible fruit next to coconut and pinaples. Erego after the hungry fatasses consume your precious army of pinaples and coconuts, lemon ninjas would sneak into their houses in their sleep and spray them with ultra-stinging lemon juice. So humans are also basically pwnt by the lemon army. Divide and conquer is the lemon strategy. Bhahahahaha! Continue running, mammals!

Kazuki
September 2, 2004, 3:12 am
... Moronic invertebrates.

_Mancer_
September 2, 2004, 6:58 am
quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
Ammagawd! Run to the hills! The lemons are coming! They've pwnt the oranges and the apples! And now they come to our village! Run for your lives! Run to the hills!


quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
Coconuts and Pinaples vs Lemons = Lemons win. Why? Because you would have people trying to eat the pinaples on a friggin hawaiian pizza (which is gross) and drink coconut juice. Lemons arent even considered a major edible fruit next to coconut and pinaples. Erego after the hungry fatasses consume your precious army of pinaples and coconuts, lemon ninjas would sneak into their houses in their sleep and spray them with ultra-stinging lemon juice. So humans are also basically pwnt by the lemon army. Divide and conquer is the lemon strategy. Bhahahahaha! Continue running, mammals!

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Major Pissant
September 2, 2004, 7:21 am
HavenĀ“t U got a word TFS has said. RRRRuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn. I will hold them back for U so continue running until U fall down and die in a puddle consisting of your own bloody vommit.

Psyl3ntShad0w
September 2, 2004, 9:45 pm
tfs wants lemonade

i cracked the code...wewt!

that fuking sniper
September 3, 2004, 6:32 am
No bitch, you havent. The code is a site that I wouldnt post here for fear of being banned :P

PWNT. The lemon onslaught carries on.

peemonkey
September 3, 2004, 6:49 am
tomatos pwn lemons. they're kinda fruit, kinda vegetable, all lemon-proof. it's a known fact.

that fuking sniper
September 3, 2004, 7:14 am
Prove it, imbecle. Thanks, Kaz, you spelling guru-nazi-guy-person-dude.

AerialAssault
September 3, 2004, 12:20 pm
ph34r teh b0x!

Kazuki
September 3, 2004, 2:03 pm
quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
Prove it, imbicle.


Imbicile* Do it. Do it.

DeMonIc
September 3, 2004, 2:04 pm
Bow down before tha lemon army and be praised!

frogboy
September 3, 2004, 2:30 pm
quote:Originally posted by Kazuki
quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
Prove it, imbicle.


Imbicile* Do it. Do it.

*Imbecile

eagleclaw364
September 3, 2004, 2:35 pm
amagawd!!!!! THE LEMONS ARE RISING!! RUN AWAAAAAY

/me pulls out my leet unreal tournament mod's Rocket Launcher

MWAHHAHA
DIE LEMONS!! *boom*
/me sees the lemons still standing
...eep

Deleted User
September 3, 2004, 3:45 pm
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIc
Bow down before tha lemon army and be praised!


no. NO! wait for JESUS! have faith only for our Lord and he shall come unto the wicked in the final hour and deliver his followers from evil. Jesus will pwn all your arses!

mad_cow11
September 3, 2004, 5:00 pm
my soldat name is sniping lemon. I have a pet lemon. I call him jack. He's my friend.

that fuking sniper
September 3, 2004, 8:43 pm
quote:Originally posted by broken_gerbil
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIc
Bow down before tha lemon army and be praised!


no. NO! wait for JESUS! have faith only for our Lord and he shall come unto the wicked in the final hour and deliver his followers from evil. Jesus will pwn all your arses!


Bhahahahahaha! I guess you mammallic vertibrates didnt already figure this out, so here: Jesus is a lemon. He is one of us. FEAR US!

The Geologist
September 3, 2004, 8:58 pm
Humanity was already scary enough as is. Now we have even more reason to fear our fellow lemon.

Psyl3ntShad0w
September 3, 2004, 10:33 pm
anyone have any lemonade? sprite? 7up?

Sticky
September 3, 2004, 11:03 pm
i have a big pile of cut up, rotting lemons that i urinate on regularly. Does that count?

liquidis x snake
September 4, 2004, 3:07 am
I still stand by my previous claim of having a lemon party.

that fuking sniper
September 4, 2004, 3:11 am
Lemon partay... Wewt...

Deleted User
September 4, 2004, 7:23 am
quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper

Bhahahahahaha! I guess you mammallic vertibrates didnt already figure this out, so here: Jesus is a lemon. He is one of us. FEAR US!


jesus wasnt no [:-censored]ing lemon. he was a legume, not a fruit. ONWARD CHRISTIAN RED KIDNEY BEANS!

karmazonpl
September 4, 2004, 4:50 pm
no don't eat those lemons !!!! they have granades inside !!!