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Hilarious Soldat Quotes
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n/a
September 10, 2004, 12:04 pm
Feel free to post some hilarious soldat quotes..

"Ok since im hosting and have the .com it does cost money. Were not asking people to spend any money at all. we do make public Cheats that are freeo f charge. But the good private Cheats we do ask a little from you(money goes for paying for the site and stuff). Not only do u just get the cheat for donating but access to the vip section, vip status. Again we dont make u pay its up to u and since were pretty much the only soldat hacking its ur choice."

Quote by a certain man called 'Trilaxx', member of SHC and administrator of the 'anti soldat forum'.


b00stA
September 10, 2004, 1:23 pm
I want to ask you people. How do I find out the games value. Well this maybe a stuped qustion. But I just dont get it whats a games value and how do you find out. Also I dont mean Value in price I mean Value in the computer somthing like this(44p35t0 Or some thing.

Please help. Thank you!!I dontknow But maybe See the problem is thay I dont know whats a value!!- I need teh value!
- What? value?
- YOU DUMB!!? TEH VALUEUEE!!!11
- huh?
- NEED VALUE FOR CHEATING?! I DONT WANAN CHEAT! BUT I NEED FOR CHEATING! GIVE SOLADT VALUE!!1

CbbLe
September 10, 2004, 1:46 pm
moo!


Kazuki
September 10, 2004, 1:53 pm
"[Vehicles in Soldat] f*cking barretards!"

"[Soldier] f*ck i suck"

"[Marbire] go to fabmans server, pass is tightvagina"

"[ThunderStrike] how do you have admin? you fawking hacker"

bucky_brad
September 10, 2004, 3:28 pm
PEEMONKY FOR MEANDOR!!

n00bface
September 10, 2004, 3:58 pm
[Someone from NOS] i have admin hack
[Some other guy] [:-censored]ing hackers
[Some other other guy] do it then
[Some other other guy] shut the server down
[Someone from NOS] it needs admin pass
[Someone from NOS] give me the admin pass and ill do it
[Some other other other guy] oh, you mean soldat admin?


:o)

DT
September 10, 2004, 4:07 pm
quote:Originally posted by b00stA
I want to ask you people. How do I find out the games value. Well this maybe a stuped qustion. But I just dont get it whats a games value and how do you find out. Also I dont mean Value in price I mean Value in the computer somthing like this(44p35t0 Or some thing.

Please help. Thank you!!I dontknow But maybe See the problem is thay I dont know whats a value!!- I need teh value!
- What? value?
- YOU DUMB!!? TEH VALUEUEE!!!11
- huh?
- NEED VALUE FOR CHEATING?! I DONT WANAN CHEAT! BUT I NEED FOR CHEATING! GIVE SOLADT VALUE!!1

heh... i love that...

FOR RAVIOLI!!!

SuperKill
September 10, 2004, 5:23 pm
Killed by Microsoft

Meandor
September 10, 2004, 10:03 pm

(21:49:56) -L- [#SithSoldiers] This is the home grounds of the Star Wars inspired Soldat clan ?Sith Soldiers?. You start here as a Sith Padawan and from there you can advance to Sith Knight and Sith Master by some training. Home Page: www.sithsoldiers.tk

(19:52:42) (@TomPenny) Come, come my friends!! Come and fight against Styx&Michal.. fight for a better soldat and its community! Join #soldat.talk & visit www.soldat-talk.tk ! Join the revolution!

karmazonpl
September 10, 2004, 11:23 pm
"w00t double kill"

paramud
September 10, 2004, 11:33 pm
rofl @ karmazon's.
"[someguy] omfg, hacker!
[<tricky>paramud] ever heard of MAP BUGS?"

Kazuki
September 10, 2004, 11:38 pm
quote:Originally posted by SuperKill
Killed by Microsoft


ROFL! That's hillarious.

I also loved the whole "admin hack" thing, especially because I read the actual chat log. Idiot. "I can hack the server. Anyone got the password?"

Jaz
September 10, 2004, 11:39 pm
Someone from Nos: We have 54 members.
Someone else from Nos: No we don't it's 72 now.
Jaz: If I was you i'd go higher.
Nos guy: Ya think...ok.

fabmanx
September 11, 2004, 12:26 am
Me: Marbire, lets go on a date on laos.

that fuking sniper
September 11, 2004, 12:45 am
"Nice going, Fab..." -Me
"What the hell are you, a backstreet boy?!" -Me
"If it bleeds, get your girlfriend to suck on it!" -Me
"I'll be back, but dont spawn camp" -Me
"You've just been owned. -The Management" -SP
"Striker Powerup!" -SoldatStriker
"I tripped on my laces" -NG
"Damn... You fight like Marb's sister...Kinky..." -Me

papasurf31
September 11, 2004, 1:12 am
n00b: hacker!
me: I'm not hacking!
n00b: then how come your peeing on my corpse, huh? kicking you off
me: thats so lame.
me: ?PISS
me: damn caps lock
<Server Message> Papasurf31 has been banned from Soldat Server.

peemonkey
September 11, 2004, 1:24 am
:change your name, fag:-lots of people
:[:-censored] you, iv'e been Jesus's Vagina since 1.05b:-me
:change you, you fag!!!:-lots of people
:maybe i am gay, what then?:-me
:then ill [:-censored] you in the ass, fag!:-them again
:dont that make you gay too?:-me
:noob! change your name!!:-some random person who didnt know they were gay

pwnt.

AerialAssault
September 11, 2004, 4:51 am
quote:Originally posted by peemonkey
:change your name, fag:-lots of people
:[:-censored] you, iv'e been Jesus's Vagina since 1.05b:-me
:change you, you fag!!!:-lots of people
:maybe i am gay, what then?:-me
:then ill [:-censored] you in the ass, fag!:-them again
:dont that make you gay too?:-me
:noob! change your name!!:-some random person who didnt know they were gay

pwnt.
ohhhh those foolish christians

Cookie.
September 11, 2004, 5:19 am
Moo : " man rednecks are scary, i've seen them on tv, their from Russia arnt they? fregin scary bald headed weirdo's man :/ "

silly moo\pyso\eyic

peemonkey
September 11, 2004, 5:55 am
it's m00`, skank

karmazonpl
September 11, 2004, 6:17 am
Soldier: "How do I buy weapons"
Me: "Type <<karmazon is the king>> and press ALT + F4"
Soldier "karmazon is the king"
Soldier disconnected

true story

peemonkey
September 11, 2004, 6:28 am
lol, ive got an idea. i need programmers to help me with a gag XD

M
September 11, 2004, 9:07 am
quote:Originally posted by karmazonpl
Soldier: "How do I buy weapons"
Me: "Type <<karmazon is the king>> and press ALT + F4"
Soldier "karmazon is the king"
Soldier disconnected

true story


ROFLMAO.


Teh Value beats this game most favourite quote.

Melba
September 11, 2004, 3:03 pm
www.sithsoldiers.tk

[IMAGE]

what say you?

Kazuki
September 11, 2004, 3:39 pm
ROFL! That's what I say! Jesus, no wonder they play realistic mode only. <_<

Sad as to say, I don't really pull pranks on the newbies (Soldiers). Either I whine about them or I try to help them out. =\ Yeah I know, I'm no fun.

Deleted User
September 11, 2004, 4:44 pm
No wonder they got all mad when i whined about ruger on real mode. :D

Meandor
September 11, 2004, 6:59 pm

Yes i know that, i don't have the log anymore tho :P
and they're dead
today:
(in #britisharmy @qnet)
(19:15:55) ?? join: (Jon01) (~NNSCRIPT@Jon01.users.quakenet.org)
(19:16:05) (+Jon01) is this the actualy brittish army


Melba
September 11, 2004, 8:16 pm
hehe i was there when he asked them bout that, its a legit question tho...

DeMonIc
September 11, 2004, 8:51 pm
The whole realistic business is sinking coz of the ruger.
But as far as I know these guys, if u'd give em a barrett and boot up a normal mod match, every1 barrettard or "pro" barretteer would get pooned.
They're aim is like OMG WTF h4XXXX!!bigone

peemonkey
September 11, 2004, 10:03 pm
thanx four speling id write!!! Barrett!!! XD

Unlucky 13
September 12, 2004, 2:35 am
<@peemonkey: ...

Mine?
quote:
someone: Hey, everyone, press ALT and F4 at the same time.
Me: No
someone else: why?
someone: Why not? I'll try it
someone has disconnected

There is a lesson in that but i missed it...

n/a
September 13, 2004, 12:12 pm
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