Yeah, IRC quotes, stick 'em here.

Note: Not ones from places like www.qdb.us - Just ones you have heard while you're actually in IRC.

Heres a few from #Soldat.Forums:

« @n00bface » firealarm
« @n00bface » in the whole hotel
« @n00bface » that cant be good
« @n00bface » <3
« @n00bface » if i die
« @n00bface » i love you all.
*time passes*
« @n00bface » back
« @n00bface » someone burnt popcorn
« @n00bface » stupid hotel noobs
« @n00bface » burning popcorn
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( Marbire ) noobface is everywhere
( Marbire ) u are like daisies
( Marbire ) i shall call u daisies
( Marbire ) er..... daisyface
( Marbire ) i am very bored
( Marbire ) i should be doing homework... hm....
( Marbire ) why does deth.soldat have more people than the g&r channel
( Marbire ) questions that shall never be answered.....
( Marbire ) ??
( Marbire ) ???
( Kazuki` ) Marbire it's kind of hard to do your homework when you're high.
( Kazuki` ) ;D
( ioBhezaL ) When you're high?
( ioBhezaL ) What the wang?
( Kazuki` ) lol, Can't you tell that he's high?
*silence*
( ioBhezaL ) I think Marbire passed out!???
( ioBhezaL ) Either that or he discovered the ice in his freezer.
*time passes*
( Marbire ) yes i passed out
( Marbire ) i was sniffing a marker on my desk
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( Sekushi ) like when semen is in water
( Sekushi ) it like clumps up?
( Sekushi ) and becomes like super sticky x2
( SpECBoT ) no way
( Sekushi ) well what if you like took it
( Sekushi ) and chewed it like bubble gum
( Sekushi ) and blew a big bubble!
( SpECBoT ) try it/

(Comment: I wonder what else Sekushi and Spectral talk about.)
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( FrogboY ) hey jason /dcc MilkmanDan porn.avi
( MilkmanDan ) :(
( MilkmanDan ) i did it and it dod nothing
( FrogboY ) meh, it was nothing much
( FrogboY ) just hitman revealing what was under the pink
( FrogboY ) MANBOOBS!
( MilkmanDan ) eww
( MilkmanDan ) yet strangley arousing

(If only Hitman was here to see this...;_;)
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( FrogboY ) next person to say blab is gay
( Dsk^ ) BLAB

(Whenever someone says "blab" DSK^ automatically replies. Hah.)

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« Kazuki` » Haha
« Kazuki` » Dude, rofl!
« Kazuki` » I just found in my Spanish book.
« Kazuki` » Someoen was taking notes.
« Kazuki` » And wrote an actual note to someone on the back.
« Kazuki` » And the note reads...
« Kazuki` » "The kid in the wheelchair kinda looks like a mexican Mike Taison."

(Hahahahahahahahahsadgssgiglhoaljaf.)
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« +MilkmanDan » i want to change my avatar, find me a girl that you wont complain about that i can put in it
« @n00bface » MilkmanDan, change it to a picture of stalky
« @n00bface » he looks liek a girl
@n00bface (~Administr@p13.n-sfpop03.stsn.com) is now known as @n00b`abs

(n00bface goes from talking about Stalky to "abs", it scares me.)
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( `KnOt ) kcus u
( ioBhezaL ) Eh...?
( Caramelba ) wow are you using the alt+z function `KnOt???
( `KnOt ) kcus u <-> u suck
( Caramelba ) i heard it makes you write backwards
( `KnOt ) the what function Caramelba?
( `KnOt ) ahem
( Caramelba ) ?ees
:::: ( ? ) Parts: `KnOt ( sushi@c194-32.i03-1.onvol.net ) parted from #soldat.forums ( 35 Users )
( Caramelba ) :P
( ? ) Joins: `KnOt ( sushi@c194-32.i03-1.onvol.net ) joined #soldat.forums ( 36 Users )
( `KnOt ) xD
( `KnOt ) good one
( Caralmelba ) you didnt know?
( `KnOt ) nope

(For all those uneducated in mIRC = Alt + Z = part channel.)
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( Kazuki|Sickness ) Yeah, Jap I gave it to you over the internet.

(Prize is $10 if you can figure out what he was talking about.)
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( Kazuki|Sickness ) I was checking if anyone was home so that I could stop acting like the sickest kid on earth.
( Kazuki|Sickness ) Turns out my moms on the treadmill, but she has headphones on, listening to her CD player.
( Kazuki|Sickness ) Whee-hee-hee.

(Tut tut, kazuki.[:-devil])
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( gnidooF-BL ) Wtf.
( gnidooF-BL ) There is white paint on the lid of my toilet.
( gnidooF-BL ) Bukkake with brushes.

(Seriously, it's still there.)
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Nickname: You changed your nickname to n00bface`
( n00bface ) lolz
( n00bface ) xD
( Kazuki|Sickness ) Hahahaha, Meandor.
( n00bface ) XDDDDDDDD
( @Meandor ) idiots :|
( n00bface` ) Everyone join in.
( n00bface` ) Then when n00bface join
( n00bface ) nah
( Kazuki|Sickness ) He was just playing around, he wasnt trying to get op.
( n00bface` ) s
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: AlamoSheepy ( ~NNSCRIPT@Alamo.users.quakenet.org ) changed his nickname to n0Obface
( n00bface` ) He'll be like
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: Hektik_Sniper ( hektik@spc1-seve8-4-0-cust65.asfd.broadband.ntl.com ) changed his nickname to n00bfaces
( n00bface` ) "OMGWTFBBQ!????"
( n00bface ) xD
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: @Meandor ( ~meandor@ip-178-8.sn1.eutelia.it ) changed his nickname to @boobface
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: n00bfaces ( hektik@spc1-seve8-4-0-cust65.asfd.broadband.ntl.com ) changed his nickname to nO0face
( n0Obface ) i'm the real one
( n00bface ) Like we pwn.
( nO0face ) lies!
( n00bface` ) No I am
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: Kazuki|Sickness ( ~AngryBlaz@adsl-69-211-59-80.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net ) changed his nickname to n00bfaces
( n0Obface ) No i am
( n00bface` ) Hahahahah.
( n00bface ) How the [:-censored] is who now?! :D
( nO0face ) no I am
( n00bface` ) YOU MUST WHIP IT
( nO0face ) fools!
( n00bface ) ok
( n00bface ) found Lazeh xD
( n00bface` ) Hahah.
( n0Obface ) i think the zero guy is n00bface
( nO0face ) lol
( @boobface ) cock
:::: ( ¤ ) Nickname: n0Obface ( ~NNSCRIPT@Alamo.users.quakenet.org ) changed his nickname to Alamo
[03:52] ( n00bfaces ) LOL
[03:52] ! nO0face does gay stuff


(Hahahah, good times.)
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! XenoX101 - is now playing -:[ Linkin Park - A Place For My Head ]:-+-:[ 03:04 ]::[ 192 kbps ]::[ 44 khz ]::[ 4.23 mb ]:-
! WildChild coughs
( XenoX101 ) shut up
! The_Watcher coughs on WC
( WildChild ) Excuse me while I laugh in another channel.
( XenoX101 ) what, for liking music you don't?
( WildChild ) No, for liking music nobody else likes.
! WildChild coughs again.
( XenoX101 ) OHH WOW, NOBODY ELSE LIKES IT
( WildChild ) OH WOW I WONDER WHY

*WildChild switches to #Soldat.Forums*

( ioBhezaL ) [08:46] ! XenoX101 - is now playing -:[ Linkin Park - A Place For My Head ]:-+-:[ 03:04 ]::[ 192 kbps ]::[ 44 khz ]::[ 4.23 mb ]:-
( ioBhezaL ) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
( @n00bface ) ahahha
( @n00bface ) WHAT NETWORK AND CAHN
( @n00bface ) i want to go laugh at him
( @n00bface ) please
( @n00bface ) pleaaaase
( ioBhezaL ) n00bface
( ioBhezaL ) You'd be kicked/banned.
( ioBhezaL ) but meh.
( @n00bface ) ghey
( @n00bface ) i would leave right away anyways
( @n00bface ) come awnnn
( @n00bface ) COME OOOON
( ioBhezaL ) PM.
*ioBhezal PMs n00bface the server and channel.
*ioBhezaL switches to #Emuparadise
:::: ( ? ) Joins: n00bface ( Administra@dhcp64-134-213-90.nyrh.nyc.wayport.net ) joined #emuparadise ( 40 Users )
( n00bface ) MY IRC socket search has detected the words Linkin Park being used by a "XenoX101"! Auto response is set to "LAUGH UNCONTROLABLY". Response time: 2 minutes and 41 seconds
:::: ( ? ) Parts: n00bface (Administra@dhcp64-134-213-90.nyrh.nyc.wayport.net ) parted from #emuparadise [ Leaving ] ( 39 Users )

(QDB rejected it. They will die painfully. Muahahahahah.)

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( MilkmanDan ) god my neighbours are back
( MilkmanDan ) their bin tipped over and the wind blew flavoured condom packs onto my driveway
( MilkmanDan ) now whenever i see them i cant stop thinking about how sick that is
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( [Demonic] ) Yeah, I guess.
( [Demonic] ) How can I set xchat to start blinking when a message arrives?
( @Amblin ) Google: rtfm -> http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/r/RTFM.html http://rtfm.blogg.de/ www.rtfm.com/ www.rtfm.com/ssldump/ http://rawsocket.org/rtfm/ http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTFM www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/3239/ http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/R/RTFM.html http://rtfm.bsdzine.org/ http://rtfm.mit.edu/

^
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Like yes.
#soldat.forums is the place for rofflesaurus!

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I remember that at one point, b00sta had a chatterbot in the channel. What it did was take a word or phrase from random people and combine them every now and then. Here's some of the things it said.

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<<@Amblin>> "Aquarius, brill. And I just ignore you hobbit" (4.046 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Aquarius, the net cuz that hmm nope :)" (4.026 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "[Spyder], Soldat INF League Now Amblun what's the seconds?" (4.036 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "[Spyder], eyes. Oh oh f*ck windows emulator" (4.046 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "KamikazeKaz, ... lol no really gay today and muslims, we" (4.016 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "KamikazeKaz, boring when I wonder why I just never use it but i agrree.." (4.126 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "KamikazeKaz, Omg, lol, Ok. It's confusing meh!" (3.956 secs)
<<+KamikazeKaz>> CHEATAR! <_<
<<@H|tman`>> It's not cheating :p
<<+KamikazeKaz>> ... Not yet.
<<@H|tman`>> IT'S A PATCH :P
<<@Amblin>> "H|tman`, IT'S A PATCH :P - you fool!" (3.966 secs)
<<+Aquarius>> patchetard
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<<@Amblin>> "Alamo, yu gi oh my god bot still being able to my nick!" (1.312 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "ioBhezaL, ROFL!* So Amblin, This bot is probably the closest thing i've had to a friend." (1.282 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Spyder`, to start PM me a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (4.075 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Sticky, wszystkim polakom , it lol weed is a budger budger budger budger budger budger budger budger budger" (4.056 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Caramelbasturd, folder. It needs silly hats only bug i read back." (1.265 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Alamo, these have been albe to mah spoone is too big a yellow in /join #2,0" (1.281 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Kazuki|Sickness, mp3.:[(Dead Kennedy- Anarchy In the movie, that is." (1.297 secs)
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<<ioBhezaL>> Du has mech big spoone~
<<@Amblin>> "Alamo, tips? i wonder if the spoon is a symbol" (1.265 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "KamikazeKaz, based. Some mid afternoone commercials: For the U13 Custom server." (4.105 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Sekushi, ban i have dedic server haha cock." (4.247 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "n00bface, No, I wanred myself after take all the bad maps out of a distance that Picture topic ," (4.847 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "n00bface, [17:45:51] <Amblin> OH NO I think i've deleted right?" (8.082 secs)
<<+n00bface>> i dont like you anymore
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<<@Amblin>> "noobeee, Michal said it 3 days or 5 miles away from capital" (5.177 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Caramelbasturd, yup, PoP-PoP is rofl =D" (1.422 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "ioBhezaL, ouch i am austrian xD )" (1.328 secs)
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<<@Amblin>> "Kazuki|Sickness, Boosta* You What do you think the other movies are? :P °ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºoº°°ºo << bin von euch die :)" (1.438 secs)
<<Kazuki|Sickness>> MALFUNCTION!
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Also, I find that if I take some random parts from the log and put it all alone, it sounds hillarious.

<<+Sticky>> oh noes, my shoulder is peeling!
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<<+KamikazeKaz>> I think you should take it off.
<<+Sticky>> im interesteded!!!!11111
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Found some good ones.

<<Kazuki|Sickness>> You guys ever hear anyone say "My mother's my sister?"
<<Kazuki|Sickness>> I swear I just heard it out my window....
<<Kazuki|Sickness>> Who the hell says that?
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<<Kazuki`>> Spec: that's a shame, i really wanted to see how ugly you people were up close.
<<Kazuki`>> Me: You can just use your bathroom mirror and pretend, to an extent. ;)
<<Kazuki`>> Spec: I hate you.
<<Kazuki`>> Me: You complete me. :D
<<@n00bface> KAZUKI IS A LESBIAN
* LxS agrees.
<<@n00bface>> i owned you in art
<<LxS>> negatory
<<LxS>> i owned you in bed
<<@n00bface>> my art teacher: who is this lxs noob
<<LxS>> my sex teacher: n00b has a case of premature ejaculation
<<@n00bface>> my sex teacher: LxS penis curves into his arse, medical discovery!11!1 omggmogg
<<Kazuki`>> Yes, I'm a lesbian. <_<
<<Kazuki`>> Trapped in a man's body.
---
* [Demonic] is now known as n00bface
<<n00bface>> just for nostalgia :D
* Meandor sets mode: +o n00bface
<<Kazuki|Sickness>> ROFL!!
<<@n00bface>> LMAO
<<ioBhezaL>> Hahahahah.
* Meandor sets mode: -o n00bface
<<@Meandor>> idiots :|
* ioBhezaL is now known as n00bface`
* AlamoSheepy is now known as n0Obface
* Hektik_Sniper is now known as n00bfaces
* Meandor is now known as boobface
* n00bfaces is now known as nO0face
* Kazuki|Sickness is now known as n00bfaces
---

I'll find some more later. ;D

* PoP-PoP licks EL|2wai|
<twisted3k> teach me that comand
<Hektik_Sniper> twisted3k, do /join #irchelp,0
<twisted3k> thx
<Hektik_Sniper> no problem
<-- twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has left #2wai.soldat (Left all channels)
<Hektik_Sniper> hahhaha
* Hektik_Sniper explodes
--> twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has joined #2wai.soldat
<twisted3k> wtf
<Hektik_Sniper> sorry wrong channel
<Hektik_Sniper> try /join #irc,0
<-- twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has left #2wai.soldat (Left all channels)
<Hektik_Sniper> hahhaha
--> twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has joined #2wai.soldat
<twisted3k> ...!
<Hektik_Sniper> hmm, still wrong
<Hektik_Sniper> try /join #feds,0
<-- twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has left #2wai.soldat (Left all channels)
<Hektik_Sniper> OMG

¬_¬

-21:37:32- (Alamo) wenn man statt Enter [if you press Enter instead of]
-21:37:36- (Alamo) Alt + Z drückt [Alt+Z]
-21:37:40- (Alamo) kommt alles rückwärts! [everything comes out backwards!]
-21:37:45- ¹¹º¹ Part» (A_SO) (~ASO@live.free.or.die)
-21:37:49- ¹¹º¹ Part» (GvM) (~harry@IRC-Mania.de-133A4437.dip.t-dialin.net)

I use this all the day now... It's so funny!

quote:Originally posted by Alamo
-21:37:32- (Alamo) wenn man statt Enter [if you press Enter instead of]
-21:37:36- (Alamo) Alt + Z drückt [Alt+Z]
-21:37:40- (Alamo) kommt alles rückwärts! [everything comes out backwards!]
-21:37:45- ¹¹º¹ Part» (A_SO) (~ASO@live.free.or.die)
-21:37:49- ¹¹º¹ Part» (GvM) (~harry@IRC-Mania.de-133A4437.dip.t-dialin.net)

I use this all the day now... It's so funny!

Bash.org
quote: did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards.
.ereh ti did i ?ees
*** Kuraj[Away] (Kuraj@20A3E922.B822F138.49AB8999.IP) has left #bobandgeorge
*** Megami (Yasuragi@peacefulhaven-3342CAB4.tampabay.rr.com) has left #bobandgeorge
!seod ti, looc yeh
meh

I know... but I use it myself and it's so funny to find new noobs everyday :)
Or press Alt + fcb and the FC Bayern will win all games!

quote:Originally posted by Hektik Sniper
* PoP-PoP licks EL|2wai|
teach me that comand
twisted3k, do /join #irchelp,0
thx
no problem
twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has joined #2wai.soldat
wtf
sorry wrong channel
try /join #irc,0
twisted3k (chaos@ACC4FE48.ipt.aol.com) has joined #2wai.soldat
...!
hmm, still wrong
try /join #feds,0

ROFL! I remember that, hahaha. Stalky, did you beat it yet? XD

<n00b0T> ooh fat nurses are hot nurses
^
n00bface

big girls get me goin too

<<@Amblin>> "Sticky, wszystkim polakom , it lol weed is a budger budger budger budger"

now i wonder why does the amblin bot speak of me like the old superwang?

anyway, ill post some of the quotes stored at my bot's database

<Emperobot> Tell me something i don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and restore freedom to the colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the hand is worth two in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he'll say do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you smell that? Do you lik

<[SaD]Omena> I am fan of RAPING LITTLE BABIES INTO ANUUS 'TILL THEY BLEED INTO THEIR PUNY DEATHS AND BEYONDS | <[SaD]Omena> I mean, it's not wrong | <[SaD]Omena> they're just babies

<Emperobot> Rampant Rabbit Deluxe - Super soft jelly PVC with adjustable slide controls! Metal balls in the central shaft gives increased sensation and stimulation! The best bunny a girl can have! (Web site deleted). preciouses.

<Emperobot> Weed^Away: My ass stills hurts from what you can along the edge of a rebel base, i have confirmed that he's got an outer layer of an ass and a serrated dorsal appendage. But i'm sure you already knew that. That's some disfunctional sh!t! My next partner's gonna invite me to get 2 ..ill be having mah last bagrut then ;d.

<Emperobot> Kain-san is a short sword attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that he can't afford to speak.

<Emperobot> Weed^Gone: Weed is the one that is supposed to shoot, from now on you can't have eggdrop and second if still doesn't work you should just try to attack me and i have to deal with the cyborg command u see i'm not kiddin'. I've got a massive magazine.

<Ankka> 5but yeah snobs suck | <Emperobot> snobs = clit-twix

<Emperobot> Pulsatron - Your new best friend! This incredible revolutionary vibrator has 7 pre-programmed functions from slow easy vibrations to waves of pulsating vibrations! Includes anal probe, jelly climax sleeve, Jelly Penis shaped sleeves, ticklers and probes!! (Web site once again deleted :P)

thats about it, the most idiotic ones ^^

<<Kazuki`>> Aw, crap, gotta go.
<<Kazuki`>> School. :(
* Kazuki` is now known as Kazuki|Hell

Edit: I managed to find an old log of me, n00bface, MilkmanDan, and LazehBoi. This was when n00b was making his bot, but he screwed something up, and we were testing it. :P

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<<Kazuki`>> !getstats I suck off hobos on the corner.
<<@n00bface>> I suck off hobos on the corner.
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<<ioBhezaL>> !getstats <--- Gay
<<@n00bface>> <--- Gay
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<<Kazuki`>> <<@n00bface>> I suck off hobos on the corner. <-- Priceless
<<@n00bface>> hahahahha
<<Kazuki`>> !getstats Wewt.
<<@n00bface>> Wewt.
<<@n00bface>> shat
<<ioBhezaL>> !getstats I rape donkeys with giant poles
<<@n00bface>> I rape donkeys with giant poles
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<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats i gave hitman a rimjob rawr
<<@n00bface>> i gave hitman a rimjob rawr
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<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats kazuki, i love you ^____^
<<@n00bface>> kazuki, i love you ^____^
<<Kazuki`>> Aw, I have fans.
<<ioBhezaL>> !getstats I love Kazuki
<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats ^____________^
<<@n00bface>> I love Kazuki
<<@n00bface>> ^____________^
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<<ioBhezaL>> !getstats OMFG I R TEH DONKEY RAPIST
<<@n00bface>> OMFG I R TEH DONKEY RAPIST
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Ok, this was when n00bface also put his bot in #soldat.forums, and whenever someone used a command on it, the bot would respond in every channel it was in. :P

<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats lazehboi, i love your penis
<<@n00bface>> lazehboi, i love your penis
<<ioBhezaL>> You among many others
<<@n00bface>> i like teh cock
<<MilkmanDan>> lol
<<MilkmanDan>> you said it here
<<Kazuki`>> Oh, dude! You can spook people out like that
<<@n00bface>> i love you hatman
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<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats my mom is hot and hobos eat her
<<@n00bface>> my mom is hot and hobos eat her
<<hobolarry>> schwing
<<Kazuki`>> Is that all you could come up with lol
<<MilkmanDan>> yes
<<MilkmanDan>> :(
<<ioBhezaL>> !getstats MilkmanDan is gay, true story.
<<@n00bface>> MilkmanDan is gay, true story.
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Ok, in the middle of this one, n00by got the bot to search through his server's logs, and report the stats.

* Hatman (~Constanti@ACBE9359.ipt.aol.com) has joined #roflcoptertesting
<<MilkmanDan>> !getstats i want to suck hatman off
<<@n00bface>> i want to suck hatman off
<<MilkmanDan>> LOL
<<Hatman>> lol
<<Hatman>> pervs
<<@n00bface>> <--- Gay
<<Hatman>> i know
<<@n00bface>> <--- Gay
<<@n00bface>> now that we're alone hatman i have something to say
<<Hatman>> HAHAHA
<<Hatman>> That's awesome
<<@n00bface>> i want you bad
<<Hatman>> !getstats I like to suck big long cocks
<<@n00bface>> I like to suck big long cocks
<<@n00bface>> wanna cyber
<<Hatman>> ROFL
<<@n00bface>> Hatman, take me now!
<<Hatman>> AHAHAH
<<MilkmanDan>> haha
<<Hatman>> !getstats I am gay
<<@n00bface>> I am gay
<<@n00bface>> OH YEAAAAAAH
<<@n00bface>> salkys the only man for me
<<@n00bface>> sorry hitman
<<Kazuki`>> rofl
<<@n00bface>> stalky*
<<Hatman>> !getstats MilkmanDan is my biitch, and so is his mum
<<@n00bface>> MilkmanDan is my biitch, and so is his mum
<<Kazuki`>> XD
<<@n00bface>> hitman your dad is under my desk in my pants
<<Kazuki`>> rofl
<<Hatman>> ROfl
<<@n00bface>> rofl
<<@n00bface>> hehehehhehehehhee
<<@n00bface>> there are no stats for rofl ;(
<<@n00bface>> dammit you guys
<<@n00bface>> YAY
<<@n00bface>> F*CK ME HARD HATMAN
<<@n00bface>> hehehehhehehehhee
<<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(
<<Hatman>> lol
<<@n00bface>> IT WORKED, kind of.
<<@n00bface>> your dawg is ugleh
<<@n00bface>> hehehehhehehehhee
<<Kazuki`>> XD
<<@n00bface>> there are no stats for your dawg is ugleh ;(
<<@n00bface>> Hitman
<<@n00bface>> hehehehhehehehhee
<<Hatman>> Yes?
<<@n00bface>> there are no stats for Hitman ;(
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Hobolarry = MilkmanDan

The bot was the one saying all the "there are no stats for ---" things. XD Also, if you start to get confused, just remember that the only things n00b said were "dammit you guys," "YAY," and "IT WORKED, kind of"

KEKE!!! Nice one kaz

Hahah, I remember that, we were making n00bface say stuff in the other channel, which Hitman was in... roffles.

<@FrogboY> MilkmanDan: /quit not opping me
<@FrogboY> or /server auto-op MilkmanDan
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<@FrogboY> hmm, try /join #soldat.forums,#auto-op,MilkmanDan,0
<@MilkmanDan> hmmm
<@MilkmanDan> how bout no
<@ioBhezaL> Why not?
<@MilkmanDan> cos then i will get owned
<@MilkmanDan> by you meanies
<@ioBhezaL> ]He's being serious now
<@MilkmanDan> :'(
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ok seriously you guys are mean :( and then it happened.. AGAIN after that

lol, Where's that one where Dan actually left the channel with a message of " (Quit: playing games with my heart) " XD

Grrr

(18:54:27) (Denmark-Cake-SN) SN soox

o.0

*bump*

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<Invincible_2> whats the ghost command?
* Invincible_2 is now known as Captain_Squishy
<Cookeh> hi squishy
<Captain_Squishy> whats the ghost command?
* Looking up Captain_squishy user info...
<Captain_Squishy> ???
<Cookeh> !ping Captain_Squishy
-`HellRaider- (Ü) Your ping reply from: port80a.se.quakenet.org was: 1sec ×Tracer Script×
<Captain_Squishy> ???
<Cookeh> haourrr i are teh haxouring yooooo
<Captain_Squishy> whats the ghost command?
<Cookeh> ghost?
<Cookeh> command?
<Cookeh> ghost?
<Captain_Squishy> 04Y10es GHOST COMMAND
<Captain_Squishy> GAH
<Captain_Squishy> *YES
<Cookeh> whats the ghost command?
<Captain_Squishy> WOULD I BE ASKING YOU IF I KNEW?!?!?!!?
<Cookeh> so
<Cookeh> you are asking what the ghost command is
<Cookeh> yet you do not know what a ghost command is
<Captain_Squishy> YES_
<Cookeh> clarify
<Cookeh> what is a ghost command
<Captain_Squishy> ....
<Cookeh> not what is the ghost command
<Cookeh> WHAT IS a ghost command
<Captain_Squishy> TO GET RID OF SOMEONE USING YOUR REGISTERED NICK
<Cookeh> explain
<Captain_Squishy> TO GET RID OF SOMEONE USING YOUR REGISTERED NICK!!!!!!!@!!!!!@!!@#!#$@#^%!#$^!Q
<Cookeh> Please explain better
<Cookeh> LOL
<Cookeh> ok
<Cookeh> press alt+z
<Captain_Squishy> IF SOMEONE IS USING YOUR REGISTERED NICK
<Cookeh> alt+z
<Captain_Squishy> YOU USE THE GHOST COMMAND TO BOOT THEM
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<Cookeh> ^___^
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<Cookeh> good stuff
<Cookeh> :)
<Captain_Squishy> HA HA VERY FUNNY RETARD
<Stalingrad> are you drunk, Captain_Squishy ?
<Captain_Squishy> NOW TELL ME THE FOOKING GHOST COMMAND

KEKEKEKE! OWNED :)

<Spyder`> i need to speak to kaz
<Moofus> I think Kazuki went to bed or something.
<Moofus> Yeah... Or his sister needed to use the computer - don't remember.
<Spyder`> that slut
<karmazon> yeah
<karmazon> his sister went to bed
<karmazon> and kazuki went with her
<karmazon> XD
<Moofus> You're just jealous because you're not in bed with her.
<karmazon> i know :(
<Spyder`> sick freaks
<Spyder`> god
<Spyder`> this sicken me
<Spyder`> I am out
<karmazon> mmm mmm bitch
<Moofus> Heh.
<Moofus> Bye.
<karmazon> bye
<karmazon> fap fap fap fap

<karmazon> i got 3rd sentence
<karmazon> ok enough work for today
<karmazon> oh wait its due tomorrow
<karmazon> [:-censored]
<karmazon> oh wait it isnt
<karmazon> wtf
<karmazon> im so stupid
<karmazon> whats today ?
<karmazon> is it 24th ?
<karmazon> please answer
<karmazon> if you answer me ill get you 10 hot babes
<karmazon> [:-censored] this
<karmazon> haha
<karmazon> its due 28th
<H|tman> 10 HOT BABES?!
<karmazon> im [:-censored]ing dumbass
<karmazon> its due 28th and i work on this
<H|tman> ya u are!
<karmazon> im not doing [:-censored] until 27th
<H|tman> there you go!
<karmazon> pfff
<karmazon> why didnt you tell me hitman ?
<karmazon> i thought you loved me
<karmazon> ill have to break up with you
<karmazon> i cant feel those flames anymore
<karmazon> theres nothing between us
<karmazon> and theres something i need to tell you
<H|tman> it's all your fault!!
<karmazon> i faked every orgasm
<H|tman> you could have told me!
<H|tman> I would have tried harder!
<Hitman|Working> wtf
<karmazon> hahaha
<H|tman> ahahah
<H|tman> Working, you now know that karmazon was just leading you on!!!
<Hitman|Working> Ha..
<Hitman|Working> hahaha
<Hitman|Working> hahahhahahaa
<Hitman|Working> leading you one what?
<Hitman|Working> *on
<H|tman> a pony
<Hitman|Working> ...


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<Sekushi> guys
<Sekushi> lets start a gang
<Sekushi> international gang
<Sekushi> we can
<Sekushi> hmm
<Sekushi> what can we do in this gang
<Sekushi> i know
<Sekushi> we can rape little kids
<Sekushi> oh wait there's already gang like that
<Sekushi> it's called "Priests" or something like that

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<paramud> i hate my mom....
<karmazon> we hate her too
<Chakra`> ..we hate her too
<karmazon> haha
<Chakra`> ..
<Chakra`> ..mother[:-censored]er

Yes, the lets-steal-somebody's-name-and-be-cool-joke never gets old does it..

Edit: http://www.qdb.us/41056 - and no, I didn't submit it myself, b00stA did, I'm not that vain.

stealing names is my hobby. I once got Kazuki kicked because of it :P

<karmazon> well guess what im making icons with angelina
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<karmazon> wtf
<karmazon> omg

that happens all the time silly goose

ROFL

I didn't see this topic until now, hilarious :D

Rofl Hitman

quote:Originally posted by Milkman Danthat happens all the time silly goose


Yeah but it was funny, because everyone quitted just when I said that I'm gonna make icons with Angelina Jolie

rofl, Karma, you do know that my sister is 9 years old, correct? I mean, I've told you at least twice already. Sick b*tch. :P And yeah, Spectral changed his name to "Kazuki`" once, and we kept going "He's the imposter!" until Hitman meddled in and wasn't intelligent enough to check the user info before kicking one of us. :P Turns out he chose me. lol Bastawd.

Edit:

<<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(

AHAHAHA!

<karmazon> !define Frogboy's penis
<Amblin> No definitions for 'Frogboy's penis'
<karmazon> thats what i thought

<n00bface> wow saying that just gave me the mega shits
<n00bface> bbl
<karmazon> ill be back
<karmazon> i sense huge shit
<MilkmanDan> now i need to take a shit

time passes, no sign of n00bface

<MilkmanDan> i dont think n00bface is JUST taking a dump

<karmazon> i love him so much
<karmazon> i wanna have sex with his black ass

this could have all been avoided if you gave me a picture of your sister

i told him i did this and he didnt learn

<karmazon> i wanna have sex with him

<FrogboY> yeah, the majority of people in this channel listen to satanist metal.
<FrogboY> satanist being any sort of "evil" metal... e.g. black, death
<karmazon> everyone that listen to a metal is satanic, and wears heavy black boots
<Kazuki> Then as Greeday sing, "glad to be the minority."
<MilkmanDan> succome to the power of the dark side karmazon
<karmazon> and kills goats
<MilkmanDan> succomb*
<FrogboY> mmmmmm goatse
<FrogboY> ...
<FrogboY> [IMAGE].
<MilkmanDan> LOL

[IMAGE] YOU KARMAZON!

<karmazon> democracy = satanic
<karmazon> wait
<MilkmanDan> YES
<MilkmanDan> GO GO DEMOCRACY
<karmazon> i knew youd say that....

<FrogboY> mmmmmm goatse
<FrogboY> ...
<FrogboY> [IMAGE].
<MilkmanDan> LOL
<FrogboY> quote that and i kill you

I'm waiting. ;(

13:22:28 ? × shyo looks outside at the giant mass of snow
13:22:41 ? × FrogboY looks outside at the giant mass of dark
13:22:46 ? [ shyo ] 13:22:34
13:22:49 ? [ FrogboY ] now brb, the toilet calls.
13:22:50 ? [ Pienne ] 23:22:37
13:22:54 ? [ shyo ] Psh
13:23:01 ? [ FrogboY ] yeah, tmi, tmi, etc.
13:23:02 ? × @grand_diablo looks outside and sees the bright sun glittering on the snow *feels romantic* O_o
13:23:14 ? [ shyo ] :X
13:23:17 ? [ shyo ] its like
13:23:20 ? [ shyo ] everything white here
13:23:27 ? [ shyo ] even the sun is covered in snow
13:23:40 ? [ @grand_diablo ] <3 <3
13:24:00 ? [ Pienne ] lmao, grand_diablo
13:24:31 ? [ @grand_diablo ] beautiful, bright, white, soft SNOW
13:24:33 ? [ shyo ] np: Children Of Bodom ~ Children Of Bodom 2 - -The Final Countdown ~ 01:56/03:38 ~
13:24:36 ? [ shyo ] its LE final countdownwnwnwnnw
13:24:40 ? [ Pienne ] shut up, grand_diablo ;_________;
13:24:45 ? [ @grand_diablo ] snooooow!
13:24:55 ? × @grand_diablo throws a snowball at Pienne
13:25:00 ? [ shyo ] haha
13:25:04 ? [ @grand_diablo ] wtf. HIT!
13:25:10 ? [ shyo ] HACKER
13:25:17 ? × @grand_diablo sees the snowball lagging away
13:25:24 ? [ shyo ] Kick Pienne [ F11 Yes F12 No]
13:25:33 ? × @grand_diablo presses F12 repeatedly
13:25:36 ? [ Pienne ] ;o
13:25:50 ? [ Pienne ] I HIT FIRST
13:25:52 ? [ Pienne ] I WIN
13:25:55 ? [ @grand_diablo ] hax!
13:26:07 ? × @grand_diablo votekicks Pienne once again
13:26:13 ? [ shyo ] Kick Pienne [ F11 Yes F12 No]
13:26:15 ? [ Pienne ] internets snowballs > real snowballs
13:26:16 ? [ shyo ] Kick Pienne [ F11 Yes F12 No]
13:26:17 ? [ shyo ] Kick Pienne [ F11 Yes F12 No]
13:26:17 ? [ shyo ] Kick Pienne [ F11 Yes F12 No]
13:26:19 ? × Pienne hits F12
13:26:23 ? × @grand_diablo presses F12 repeatedly
13:26:27 ? [ shyo ] Pienne was kicked from the Server
13:26:28 ? × FrogboY is F12
13:26:34 ? [ shyo ] eww
13:26:35 ? [ FrogboY ] *hits
13:26:39 ? × Pienne was kicked by » grand_diablo (You have been voted to leave the game :P ?1?)
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13:26:43 ? [ @grand_diablo ] ^^
13:26:47 ? [ shyo ] THAT WASN'T A TYPO !
13:26:47 ? [ FrogboY ] har har.
13:26:50 ? × Pienne stabs grand_diablo
13:26:55 ? [ shyo ] :o
13:26:55 ? [ FrogboY ] n00b~
13:27:02 ? [ @grand_diablo ] we use snowballs, not knives :X
13:27:05 ? [ FrogboY ] OMG VOTE KICK N00B~
13:27:15 ? [ shyo ] he hid a knife in his snowball
13:27:20 ? [ shyo ] hm..thats clever
13:27:23 ? [ @grand_diablo ] now thats real hax!!
13:27:35 ? [ shyo ] it for sure is
13:27:51 ? [ FrogboY ] fagz use kniefs in dere snobalz
13:28:48 ? [ FrogboY ] i think it's sad that i actually have to TRY to be retarded.

(08:15:45) (swebonny-on) ow
(08:15:49) (swebonny-on) omfg
(08:15:54) (swebonny-on) get nothing...

BEST QUOTE EVAR

And this tread is in life again :D

I thought I should add this:

<Hiei> no kazuki still >.>
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<Kazuki> Hello.

and this:

<Pienne> Demonics what is HUNGARY like!? Hot or cold!? Wet or dry!?
<Kazuki> Pienne, the weather is cold and dry, but the women are hot and wet.

[10:03] <n00bface> your mom is just great in bed
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[10:04] <FrogboY> no she's not!
[10:04] <n00bface> how would you know
[10:04] <FrogboY> uhh...
[10:04] <FrogboY> um...

HAHAHA!

( @FrogboY ) "I dont think hot girls play soldat" he knows nothing
( Chakra` ) theres plenty of hot girls who play soldat
( @Pienne ) ess was pretty cute actually...
( Chakra` ) essentle, although far from legal, is (Please refrain from swearing)ing tasty

<mickle89> brb - need to do a 'foot longa'

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah (if you're as awesome as me, you'll find this funny... (Please refrain from swearing)s)