Greatings puny mortals! It is I! One of the EVUL GENIUSES! I have come here to gather a great army of evul doers, so together we can take over the world! You and I!
I call upon all of you Villians, Crooks, Supervillians, Superdupervillians, Hero's archenemies, cult leaders, lawyers, klowns(exept for Boxo) and SheepySheepy's out there to join me! Our first task shall be, to steal all of the money in the world and capture all of the gold, silver, bronse mines, so we can use it to make the uber cool TERMONUCLEAR DEVICES with wiich we shall destroy all of the capitals on the earth. Then our troops will come in for an easy kill. And then! When earth is captured(wich should be in the next 20 days) we will move on to Mars and Venus and Jupiter and so on.
but it's still a long way from there(my scientists are already making a head freezing machine and the robot body so I can be even cooler and imortaler.
Now if there is anyone who wants to join our EVUL organisation(wich will be BETTER than F.E.A.R. and all of the EVUL organisations in James Bond and other cheesy movies) please let us know:
1. Your cult/organisation name
2. The location of your lair(chose from: Desert island, Lonely moutain, underground lair, medival castle, amusement park, other)
3. Your realy cool name
4. Carrer status(Choose from: Criminal mastermind, corporal [:-censored], horror movie villian, cult leader, spammer)
5. How evil are you(in %)
Anwser these simple questions and we'll see if you qualify.. (yes we have standards!)
NOW GO DO SOME EVUL!
NOTE: We do NOT accept any more Evil Geniuses. We only accept pro henchmen now. See page 2, post 1 for more information.
Here's the Council list(yay):
1. Droopy the Evil Genius Mastermind
2. Alamo the number 2
3. Melba the left foot
4. LazehBoi the cat I rub all the time
5. Peemonkey the Sally(Lucy for hencmen)
6. Meandor the Head Rockjet Scientist
7. Papasurf the Extermiator
8. Elephant Hunter the Soldat Forums
9. Grand Diablo the Tomatoe Expert
10. Karmazonpl the oil specialist
11. DT the swawshbuckler
Profesional Henchmen list:
(coming soon)
I call upon all of you Villians, Crooks, Supervillians, Superdupervillians, Hero's archenemies, cult leaders, lawyers, klowns(exept for Boxo) and SheepySheepy's out there to join me! Our first task shall be, to steal all of the money in the world and capture all of the gold, silver, bronse mines, so we can use it to make the uber cool TERMONUCLEAR DEVICES with wiich we shall destroy all of the capitals on the earth. Then our troops will come in for an easy kill. And then! When earth is captured(wich should be in the next 20 days) we will move on to Mars and Venus and Jupiter and so on.
but it's still a long way from there(my scientists are already making a head freezing machine and the robot body so I can be even cooler and imortaler.
Now if there is anyone who wants to join our EVUL organisation(wich will be BETTER than F.E.A.R. and all of the EVUL organisations in James Bond and other cheesy movies) please let us know:
1. Your cult/organisation name
2. The location of your lair(chose from: Desert island, Lonely moutain, underground lair, medival castle, amusement park, other)
3. Your realy cool name
4. Carrer status(Choose from: Criminal mastermind, corporal [:-censored], horror movie villian, cult leader, spammer)
5. How evil are you(in %)
Anwser these simple questions and we'll see if you qualify.. (yes we have standards!)
NOW GO DO SOME EVUL!
NOTE: We do NOT accept any more Evil Geniuses. We only accept pro henchmen now. See page 2, post 1 for more information.
Here's the Council list(yay):
1. Droopy the Evil Genius Mastermind
2. Alamo the number 2
3. Melba the left foot
4. LazehBoi the cat I rub all the time
5. Peemonkey the Sally(Lucy for hencmen)
6. Meandor the Head Rockjet Scientist
7. Papasurf the Extermiator
8. Elephant Hunter the Soldat Forums
9. Grand Diablo the Tomatoe Expert
10. Karmazonpl the oil specialist
11. DT the swawshbuckler
Profesional Henchmen list:
(coming soon)