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Soap
September 17, 2004, 3:08 pm
My name is Soap, and I am the biggest Berrett/Knife whore on the planet. If you want to infuriate your opponent clans, hiring me would be just the way to do it!

Be amazed as my berrett bullet goes through your enemies without giving them a scratch because of terrible lag! Witness the subtle art of blasting yourself to pieces with piles of grenades in an attempt to launch yourself to the other side of the map! Watch, as I mysteriously appear from tall grass and ambush my opponents. I am the first person ever to make my entire body green, including my face, so good luck trying to find me!

But seriously, I make better maps than you and I suck at the game.

NEXT

BManx2000
September 17, 2004, 3:10 pm
IT'S BARRETT YOU GNUBE

shouldn't this be in the bash pit or something?

Soap
September 17, 2004, 3:11 pm
Haha, why not, no one is going to take it seriously anyway.

LazehBoi
September 17, 2004, 3:35 pm
Hahahahahahahahahah, yeah.

/me stands up.

Hello my name is Lazeh and i'm a deagle and LAW whore.

/me sits down.


Edit: Soap where in Australia are you from? x_x

Teh Panda
September 17, 2004, 3:56 pm
Nice idea. Maybe this is sticky when we next time look this... =:)

DeMonIc
September 17, 2004, 4:53 pm
Most.Useless.Topic.Ever.Award.Winner.

Any other contestants?

The Geologist
September 17, 2004, 5:35 pm
Oh, oh! Me me me!! I'm The Geologist...the ruger loving, knife hucking rock man of your dreams. I like long walks on the beach and waffles...lots of waffles.

Edit: Is this even the right part of the forums for this?

b00stA
September 17, 2004, 5:46 pm
..here you go..

kevith
September 17, 2004, 5:48 pm
...mmm... waffles...

karmazonpl
September 17, 2004, 7:00 pm
I like soccom and sailing

Soap
September 18, 2004, 4:10 am
"I like soccom and sailing."

BRILLIANT