Okay, so you're all alone in your house. Nobody is home and nobody will be for a few hours. You have to take a sh*t. Do you close the door when you go to the bathroom?

Hmmm..

no

Yes and I lock it.

Aargh ... intellectuals.

Will they ever stop thinking ?

No, I don't. I usually adjust the tv in the other room so I can see it whilst taking my [:-censored]...even when someone's home actually. But my room has a bathroom in it, and I usually keep my room door shut and locked because my parents always heat the house even in the summer and I burn up if I keep the door open.

quote:Originally posted by Jaz
Yes and I lock it.


Same thing
force of habit

I leave the door wide open and I sing church hymns (to get rid of the vile demons in my dooky). [;)]

I close, but don't lock it

who turns on the fan when they poop?
I sure don't

quote:who turns on the fan when they poop?
Me neither..I love the smell of my crap :)

I love the taste of my crap

what if noones home and im not taking a crap....





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I leave it open and moan in extacy as I dump my biological wastes.

what? you crap in the bathroom? that's weird....outside is best....

i jack off and sh*t at the same time

quote:Originally posted by Pulp
Aargh ... intellectuals.

Will they ever stop thinking ?


Stop? When did they start? ;)

i close force of habit....unless i'm feeling kinky

Weird people.

always lock your doors.... ninjas will always try to break through it....

quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
I leave it open and moan in extacy as I dump my biological wastes.
i...i...i dont think ive laughed so hard in ages.


i lock the bathroom door when i [:-censored] no matter what. in the event that someone breaks into my house, i dont want to be shot on the crapper. now.... when i piss, its a different story. Door....wide....open.

rofl.

I usually close the door, yeah. I'd love to say something humorous to the effect, but it's all been done now. [:P]

quote:Originally posted by Captain RibMan

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AH! Microsoft Smiley. Must. KILL! ;)

I close door, otherwise my cat would laugh his ass off. And that woulnt be a nice picture

your cat would laugh at your penis??!!?

No...I think the smell or me sitting on the toilet would make him laugh....weird cat i have.

are you sure you didnt mistake your cat for a hiena (spelling ^__^ im in the lowest english class at my school)

cats are funky

Of course.
Otherwise teh microwave would do a SSJ3 fusion with the parrott and I'd be in some deep [:-censored].

That happened to me once. I'm still trying to get the yogurt off the ceiling.

Mancer, dont you EVER come to my house again. That is a question beyond your understanding!

toilets, cats LOL!

i can't stand people hearing me [:-censored], let alone watch me, especially if it was my cat.

cats are just to damn curious

My god. You guys are strange.

cat hater!!!

I have this fetish, I like to piss on my cat, than lick him

You would. [:(!]

everyone does it, but karmazon is the only one who's man enough to admit it. i piss on my cat in admiration to you karmazon...

Door shut, lock secured, fan on. Good to go. So I guess in a way being safe in the bathroom is like my security blanket, no joke, I've had it since i was 3. :)

nope and i flat out masturbate on the kitchen table

lmao

does your cat watch you?

R. Kelly would be proud.

quote:Originally posted by karmazon
I have this fetish, I like to piss on my cat, than lick him

what the [:-censored]?.... i [:-censored]ing fell out of my chair....wtf is wrong with you.

DT, he wasn't serious, it's not like I can talk... But lighten up ;)

Hey you never know with that guy but when i fell off my chair i was laughing my ass off... my parents though i was on drugs again

Some chick in our school told my class that her dog pissed in her mouth. How do you respond to something like that?

"Did you suck him after?"

Wouldn't suprise me if she did.

That's rather disturbing.Is she hot? :P

Shes alright. Shes got strange teeth. Spaced out and all....

Ah, i leave it open and sing : *I didnt see it..* *I cant belive it...* Ohhh But i feel it...* And You Sang To me* Or...*I wanna kiss you all over...Over and again...* or *Ive been sitting on the crapper alll day long*

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