Generally speaking I don't post the times I really make some moron look even dumber than he was making himself out to be... but this time I couldn't help but post :P . I admit fully, I certainly had a lot to do with provoking this guy, but seriously he was being a [:-censored] :P

You'll get it in Chat-Log-O-Vision with my whitty bantar interjected. The unimportant crap (flag calls etc) has been deleted.

Entry 1
This is actually Skwid getting him, but you begin to get a feel for what we were dealing with:

quote:
04-10-06 20:56:09 [Tyrael] this is [:-censored]ing queer
04-10-06 20:56:17 [SkwidBoi] stop bitching pussy
04-10-06 20:56:22 [Tyrael] cry it up


Now here I get into the act
quote:
04-10-06 20:56:43 [Tyrael] thanks a bunch top guarders
04-10-06 20:57:26 [Tyrael] this is bs..
04-10-06 20:57:31 [Tyrael] boring as [:-censored] being blue on inf
04-10-06 20:57:35 [Beren] true
04-10-06 20:57:38 [Pet Rock] shut up
04-10-06 20:57:38 [Pet Rock] shut up
04-10-06 20:57:46 [SoL-LeK] die
04-10-06 20:57:46 [Tyrael] make me bitc
04-10-06 20:57:48 [SkwidBoi] tyrese go play somewhere else lol
04-10-06 20:57:49 [nv` Social Poison] maybe you should try doing tomsething then


My comment here being because he spent half the time standing on that hook above the black flag in inf_outpost. Notice I can't type either.

More of the same (I also get into it a bit with Pet Rock

quote:
04-10-06 20:59:00 [Tyrael] all being blue is, is camping and waiting.
04-10-06 20:59:11 [FFalcon2] i could switch if you want
04-10-06 20:59:12 [Tyrael] it's [:-censored]ing boring
04-10-06 20:59:22 [SoL-LeK] then stop playing?
04-10-06 20:59:30 [nv` Social Poison] OMG
04-10-06 20:59:33 [nv` Social Poison] I die so much
04-10-06 20:59:39 [Pet Rock] shut up
04-10-06 20:59:42 [nv` Social Poison] ...
04-10-06 20:59:45 [nv` Social Poison] dude I was joking around
04-10-06 20:59:49 [nv` Social Poison] go run ass first into a [:-censored] field


Note: falcon being nice about it and offering a switch. he ignores him. Oh and I really was dying a lot. I had like 3 kills and 11 deaths at this point. Suckin' it up.

Skwid owns him:
quote:
04-10-06 20:59:58 [Tyrael] what else can i do?
04-10-06 21:00:02 [Tyrael] all the good servers are filled
04-10-06 21:00:05 [SkwidBoi] stop talking
04-10-06 21:00:11 [Tyrael] .....
04-10-06 21:00:14 [Beren] so much hating on soldat
04-10-06 21:00:14 [Tyrael] fine.
04-10-06 21:00:19 [SkwidBoi] good boy tyrese
04-10-06 21:00:22 [Keiran] soldat is badass and its free
04-10-06 21:00:26 [Tyrael] name is tyreal and shut the [:-censored] up


Uh oh... he got angry... Skwid and I get in on the name fun

quote:
04-10-06 21:00:30 [SkwidBoi] k tyrese
04-10-06 21:00:38 [Keiran] u missed spelled it dude
04-10-06 21:00:44 [SkwidBoi] maybe tyrone
04-10-06 21:00:57 [Tyrael] learn to real.
04-10-06 21:00:58 [Beren] I knew a tyrael once
04-10-06 21:00:59 [Tyrael] read*
04-10-06 21:01:12 [nv` Social Poison] ow [Me getting naded]
04-10-06 21:01:30 [nv` Social Poison] knifed
04-10-06 21:01:38 [Beren] isn't that the coolest ?
04-10-06 21:01:42 [Beren] when you knife someone?
04-10-06 21:01:42 [Tyrael] hwat?
04-10-06 21:01:45 [Keiran] yeah
04-10-06 21:01:45 [Tyrael] no..
04-10-06 21:01:47 [Keiran] hell yeah
04-10-06 21:01:49 [Pet Rock] red stop reading get flag
04-10-06 21:01:49 [Zero Murasame] kinda
04-10-06 21:01:52 [Tyrael] my old alias was satanic knifer
04-10-06 21:01:54 [Keiran] lol dude
04-10-06 21:01:55 [Tyrael] i knifed everyone
04-10-06 21:01:57 [Tyrael] so boring.
04-10-06 21:02:00 [nv` Social Poison] haha
04-10-06 21:02:05 [Beren] haha, look who's so cool
04-10-06 21:02:13 [nv` Social Poison] you own huh Tyrease
04-10-06 21:02:17 [Tyrael] is' just m79 with the f instead of clicking
04-10-06 21:02:20 [Zero Murasame] Tyrease
04-10-06 21:02:23 [Zero Murasame] lol
04-10-06 21:02:25 [Tyrael] tyreal...
04-10-06 21:02:28 [SkwidBoi] tyrese


Anger... building... a few things of note happen here. One) the name thing hits its max, and two I try to tell him not to get all pissy about stuff. Oh, and Jad (I think) tells us to STFU via server message.

quote:
04-10-06 21:02:37 [nv` Social Poison] ok lesson one of playing on online game:
04-10-06 21:02:43 [nv` Social Poison] 1) if you act like a [:-censored], prepare to be made
04-10-06 21:02:44 [nv` Social Poison] fun of
04-10-06 21:02:52 [Zero Murasame] yepa
04-10-06 21:02:56 [nv` Social Poison] lesson two) don't diss the game you're playing
04-10-06 21:02:56 [SkwidBoi] tyrone
04-10-06 21:03:01 [nv` Social Poison] stop playing if you don't like it
04-10-06 21:03:06 [Keiran] lol
04-10-06 21:03:06 [Zero Murasame] yep
04-10-06 21:03:07 [Tyrael] make me? [ooo... burn... :P]
04-10-06 21:03:11 [SkwidBoi] ;essonj 3) ur not black
04-10-06 21:03:15 [nv` Social Poison] HAHAHAHA
04-10-06 21:03:18 [Tyrael] racists...
04-10-06 21:03:18 [SkwidBoi] so get a dif fanme like timmy not tyrese
04-10-06 21:03:23 [Keiran] lol
04-10-06 21:03:26 [Zero Murasame] lol
04-10-06 21:03:38 [nv` Social Poison] *is actually laughing at the black thing
04-10-06 21:03:47 [SERVER MESSAGE] Play the game.
04-10-06 21:03:55 [Beren] wow.... a message from the server
04-10-06 21:04:00 [Zero Murasame] amazing
04-10-06 21:04:02 [Beren] who's hosting?
04-10-06 21:04:02 [nv` Social Poison] a stfu fromt he server



quote:
04-10-06 21:04:36 [Tyrael] if only friendly fire was on...
I stand right next to him and unload a full clip of DE in his head
04-10-06 21:04:43 [nv` Social Poison] if only



Here's where he gets all prickish and starts being a real pain.

quote:
04-10-06 21:07:59 [Tyrael] ::shrug:: might aswell just watch.
04-10-06 21:08:14 [nv` Social Poison] Hey Jad, Trese is afk
04-10-06 21:08:20 [Tyrael] name is tyreal
04-10-06 21:08:23 [SkwidBoi] lol
04-10-06 21:08:31 [SkwidBoi] stfu tyrese
04-10-06 21:08:36 [Tyrael] tok [:-censored] you.
04-10-06 21:08:38 Tyrael has joined bravo team
04-10-06 21:08:41 Tyrael has joined alpha team He has now made the teams severely unbalanced
04-10-06 21:08:42 [nv` Social Poison] can I bother you for a cup of teasm Not original, I can't remember who I stole that from
04-10-06 21:08:48 [nv` Social Poison] it's 3v8 lmao


This is where he tries unsuccessfully to kill... well... anyone. Though with it seriously being 8 on 3 I spend the rest of inf_warehouse running outside and getting shot from all sides by Minimis. Pretty comical I must say.

quote:
04-10-06 21:09:33 [SkwidBoi] ryese got hit and run
04-10-06 21:09:40 [Zero Murasame] ryrease lol
04-10-06 21:09:55 SkwidBoi has left the game
04-10-06 21:10:00 [Tyrael] ok hmmmm
04-10-06 21:10:03 [Tyrael] ah
04-10-06 21:10:05 [Tyrael] thats perfect
04-10-06 21:10:08 Tyrael has joined bravo team


He has now actually unevened teams in the OTHER direction (Jad or whoever came on server message and told peeps to switch). Zero quickly sees what's up and switches to balancing thigs back out though.

Tyrael is now shooting the black flag off its podium on inf_abel making it so we can't gather points (he does this on fortress too).
quote:
04-10-06 21:10:13 [Zero Murasame] ???
04-10-06 21:10:14 [nv` Social Poison] Teams :P
04-10-06 21:10:19 Zero Murasame has joined alpha team
04-10-06 21:10:20 [nv` Social Poison] dude Tyreal change back
04-10-06 21:10:29 [Tyrael] i'm not here to help.
04-10-06 21:10:34 [nv` Social Poison] so I noticed
04-10-06 21:10:36 [Tyrael] you guys be [:-censored]s to me, i'll be the same.
04-10-06 21:10:44 [SERVER MESSAGE] no you wont unfortunatly nothing came of this
04-10-06 21:10:45 [Zero Murasame] k
04-10-06 21:10:45 Solid Snake has joined alpha team
04-10-06 21:10:45 Solid Snake has joined alpha team
04-10-06 21:10:47 [nv` Social Poison] I suggest you look at who caused this cycle
04-10-06 21:10:54 [Tyrael] then tell them to grow up.
04-10-06 21:11:08 [nv` Social Poison] I just said you started it, prick
04-10-06 21:11:18 [Tyrael] oh i'm a prick now? and that'll stop m?
04-10-06 21:11:24 [FFalcon2] guys shut up
04-10-06 21:11:24 [Zero Murasame] m?
04-10-06 21:11:28 [nv` Social Poison] lmao


More stuff :D I start to lose my patience with the little twerp.

quote:
04-10-06 21:11:59 [nv` Social Poison] this may come as a shocker, but I really
04-10-06 21:12:03 [nv` Social Poison] don't care about being "your friend"
04-10-06 21:12:14 [nv` Social Poison] so I'll call you out when you're being an ass
04-10-06 21:12:15 [Tyrael] good for you?
04-10-06 21:12:40 Solid Snake scores for Alpha Team
04-10-06 21:12:44 [Tyrael] good.
04-10-06 21:12:45 Infiltration - Fortress
04-10-06 21:12:55 [nv` Social Poison] so you're just here to [:-censored] with our game, eh?
04-10-06 21:12:57 [nv` Social Poison] that's mature
04-10-06 21:13:12 [Tyrael] if i cared, i'd listen or say sorry.
04-10-06 21:13:22 [nv` Social Poison] you're a goth huh?
04-10-06 21:13:27 [Tyrael] nope.
04-10-06 21:13:44 [Tyrael] if u hate goths, maybe i'll become one just for u
04-10-06 21:13:48 [nv` Social Poison] sure
04-10-06 21:13:49 [Zero Murasame] you guys....
04-10-06 21:13:50 [nv` Social Poison] I hate goths
04-10-06 21:13:58 [FFalcon2] does blue always lose, or just when I'm on blue?
04-10-06 21:14:10 [nv` Social Poison] on this level? blue
04-10-06 21:14:14 [nv` Social Poison] always loses

He's now shooting the objective on inf__fortrtress, notice my returns :P
04-10-06 21:14:15 K' has been ping kicked (for 15 minutes)
04-10-06 21:14:19 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:14:25 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:14:30 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:14:33 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:14:38 [nv` Social Poison] alright dude stop shooting the flag
04-10-06 21:14:43 [Tyrael] apologise.
04-10-06 21:14:45 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:14:49 [nv` Social Poison] for what you being an ass? hah
04-10-06 21:15:00 nv` Social Poison returned the Objective
04-10-06 21:15:00 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] i smell a duel?
04-10-06 21:15:02 [nv` Social Poison] go [:-censored] yourself
04-10-06 21:15:03 Solid Snake captured the Objective
04-10-06 21:15:07 [Zero Murasame] u should, Tyrael
04-10-06 21:15:13 [nv` Social Poison] go [:-censored] himself or duel me?
04-10-06 21:15:16 [Tyrael] should what? duel him and destroy him?
04-10-06 21:15:18 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] duel!!!!!!!!


Uh oh, the gauntlet has been thrown. Ok to cut this shorter, we find he is from Scotland, I'm in Seattle, USA. Sneaky offers to host (he's in Ireland, mind you) so that him being on dial up won't be as big a deal, and I'll have a sloppy ping because of the distance.

So we jump servers and meet up.

(results of that section in next post)

So I jump over to Sneaky's server

quote:
04-10-06 21:20:46 [nv` Social Poison] that you tyrese?
04-10-06 21:20:54 Tyrael has joined the game
04-10-06 21:20:54 Tyrael has joined the game
04-10-06 21:20:57 [nv` Social Poison] there he is
04-10-06 21:21:00 [Analgravy] nope uh is it ok if play here?
04-10-06 21:21:02 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] ?its passwored
04-10-06 21:21:03 [Tyrael] this it?
04-10-06 21:21:04 [nv` Social Poison] nah
04-10-06 21:21:07 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] no how u get pass?
04-10-06 21:21:08 [nv` Social Poison] this is a duel
04-10-06 21:21:11 [Tyrael] so uhm
04-10-06 21:21:13 [Tyrael] when we start?
04-10-06 21:21:19 [nv` Social Poison] map?
04-10-06 21:21:20 Analgravy has been kicked from console
04-10-06 21:21:21 [nv` Social Poison] Jungle?
04-10-06 21:21:25 [Tyrael] woah i just jumped from lag
04-10-06 21:21:28 [nv` Social Poison] me too
04-10-06 21:21:29 [Tyrael] i dun care.
04-10-06 21:21:34 [nv` Social Poison] we're about the same ping so that's good
04-10-06 21:21:37 [nv` Social Poison] Jungle dude
04-10-06 21:21:37 [Tyrael] i'm just up for a challenge.
04-10-06 21:21:41 [Tyrael] holy [:-censored] this LAGS
04-10-06 21:21:45 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] ok first to 20
04-10-06 21:21:48 [nv` Social Poison] alright
04-10-06 21:21:51 [nv` Social Poison] set to Jungle
04-10-06 21:21:51 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] both have exact same ping
04-10-06 21:21:57 [Tyrael] i'm pinging 350
04-10-06 21:21:57 Next map: jungle
04-10-06 21:22:00 [nv` Social Poison] loser is a prick
04-10-06 21:22:00 [Tyrael] ur pining 200
04-10-06 21:22:03 Jungle (chopper) - version 2.0
04-10-06 21:22:04 [nv` Social Poison] go
04-10-06 21:22:31 [Tyrael] :)
04-10-06 21:22:51 [Tyrael] stand off
04-10-06 21:22:52 [Tyrael] O_o


At this point he's gotten himself pinned into the lower left section of Jungle :P and he won't come out even if I go away. *sigh* Sneaky is speccing btw

quote:
04-10-06 21:24:49 [nv` Social Poison] better grab more meds
04-10-06 21:24:55 [Tyrael] lmfao
04-10-06 21:24:59 [Tyrael] such lag.
04-10-06 21:25:03 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] both have same
04-10-06 21:25:07 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] 116 each
04-10-06 21:25:10 [Tyrael] wtf
04-10-06 21:25:11 [Tyrael] i shot u
after several kills he switches to barrett
04-10-06 21:25:28 [nv` Social Poison] I garuntee you don't want me to barrett
04-10-06 21:25:29 [Tyrael] this is bs thats twice i got u
04-10-06 21:25:46 [nv` Social Poison] lmao nice shot
04-10-06 21:25:47 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] o bug
04-10-06 21:25:58 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] stop that


The comment by sneaky here I didn't realize the significance of, but he was abusing the double law bug (and got me with a real long distance shot). I actually notice that in the next segment.

quote:
4-10-06 21:25:59 [nv` Social Poison] come on
04-10-06 21:26:14 [nv` Social Poison] oh for god's dake
04-10-06 21:26:16 [nv` Social Poison] sake*
04-10-06 21:26:27 [nv` Social Poison] hah
04-10-06 21:26:39 [nv` Social Poison] Welcome to Ownedtown, population you.
04-10-06 21:26:45 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] haha
04-10-06 21:26:52 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] have to get me one of them
04-10-06 21:26:53 [Tyrael] health whore
04-10-06 21:26:58 [nv` Social Poison] says you
04-10-06 21:26:59 [nv` Social Poison] i
he misses a point blank barrett shot
04-10-06 21:27:03 [nv` Social Poison] \I didn't pick up one
04-10-06 21:27:16 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] dude u camp ont eh health
04-10-06 21:27:34 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] bet he goes for health
04-10-06 21:27:42 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] smart
04-10-06 21:27:52 [nv` Social Poison] You can run, you'll just die ass first.
04-10-06 21:27:53 [Tyrael] wtf i shot u wqith m79
04-10-06 21:28:20 [Tyrael] his is funny
04-10-06 21:28:25 [nv` Social Poison] yah it
04-10-06 21:28:35 [nv` Social Poison] yah it is
04-10-06 21:28:35 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] [:-censored]ing hilarous
04-10-06 21:28:41 [Tyrael] i shoot u and u don't di
04-10-06 21:28:46 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] u missed idiot
04-10-06 21:28:52 [nv` Social Poison] thtat's funny, I shoot you and you DO
04-10-06 21:28:54 [Tyrael] sneaky stfu
04-10-06 21:29:20 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] o0 bad boy
04-10-06 21:29:23 [Tyrael] lmfao
04-10-06 21:29:28 [nv` Social Poison] come on missy
He's camping again... with the barrett... and missing
04-10-06 21:29:34 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] he does 1~% of what u do
04-10-06 21:29:46 [nv` Social Poison] You've just been owned ~ The Management
04-10-06 21:29:46 [Tyrael] health whore
04-10-06 21:29:47 [Tyrael] rofl
04-10-06 21:30:01 [nv` Social Poison] for the record that hit on mys creen too
04-10-06 21:30:07 [nv` Social Poison] oh look a double law abuser
04-10-06 21:30:18 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] wow he killed
04-10-06 21:30:47 [nv` Social Poison] dude you call ME a health whore?
04-10-06 21:31:03 [nv` Social Poison] come get some
04-10-06 21:31:08 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] close
04-10-06 21:31:24 [nv` Social Poison] ok that's it
04-10-06 21:31:26 Weapons menu active


At this point I've had about enough of his barrett bull[:-censored] and switch to ruger for some serious ownage.

quote:
04-10-06 21:31:35 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] woot
04-10-06 21:31:46 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] nice
04-10-06 21:31:52 Weapons menu disabled
04-10-06 21:32:03 Time Left: 5 minutes
04-10-06 21:32:12 [Tyrael] helps when he has teh connection
04-10-06 21:32:18 [Tyrael] and i got 42k dial up
04-10-06 21:32:19 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] ye but he is america
04-10-06 21:32:22 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] u in scotland
04-10-06 21:32:25 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] evens out
04-10-06 21:32:25 [nv` Social Poison] I'm sorry that sounds like an excuse?
04-10-06 21:32:32 [Tyrael] soudsn like a fact
04-10-06 21:32:35 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] lag is exactly equal
04-10-06 21:32:44 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] infact sp had more
04-10-06 21:32:44 [nv` Social Poison] and
04-10-06 21:32:52 [nv` Social Poison] I warn you if I get a hold of one of those
04-10-06 21:32:54 [Tyrael] lmfdao
04-10-06 21:32:54 [nv` Social Poison] this is [:-censored]in over
04-10-06 21:33:03 Time Left: 4 minutes
04-10-06 21:33:11 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] he do it he got his barretard badge at school
04-10-06 21:33:36 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] gay huh?
04-10-06 21:33:46 [nv` Social Poison] woof got spike
04-10-06 21:34:03 Time Left: 3 minutes
04-10-06 21:34:17 [nv` Social Poison] [:-censored] stop runnin
04-10-06 21:34:17 Weapons menu active
04-10-06 21:34:22 Weapons menu disabled


I bite the bullet and switch to the barrett. Frankly you know how 1v1 duels go. They're either barrett allowed or no :P because if one uses the barrett pretty much both have to.

and like anyone who's getting their ass handed to them as badly as he is... he being spouting off bull[:-censored].

quote:
04-10-06 21:34:34 [nv` Social Poison] [:-censored]in funny now u barrett kill
04-10-06 21:34:38 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] nt
04-10-06 21:34:46 [nv` Social Poison] You've just been owned ~ The Management
04-10-06 21:34:49 [Tyrael] nice program.
04-10-06 21:34:52 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] rofl
04-10-06 21:34:53 [nv` Social Poison] LOL
04-10-06 21:34:58 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] thaha
04-10-06 21:35:03 Time Left: 2 minutes
04-10-06 21:35:03 [nv` Social Poison] enemies move in predic
04-10-06 21:35:05 Next map: Arena
04-10-06 21:35:05 Next map: Arena
04-10-06 21:35:08 [nv` Social Poison] PWNT


I tried to get off "Enemies move in predictable patterns" but thought "PWNT" at the end of the level was more important. At this point I think it's over, so I'm just sittin still typing bs.

quote:
04-10-06 21:35:15 [nv` Social Poison] so
04-10-06 21:35:17 [nv` Social Poison] you are officially
04-10-06 21:35:19 [nv` Social Poison] a prick
04-10-06 21:35:19 [Tyrael] i don't spejd my lifeon a game
04-10-06 21:35:36 [nv` Social Poison] good luke Tyrael
04-10-06 21:35:42 [nv` Social Poison] luck*
04-10-06 21:35:44 [Tyrael] lmfao yeah right
04-10-06 21:35:49 [nv` Social Poison] you're gonna have a long way to go in this life
04-10-06 21:35:52 [nv` Social Poison] and believe me
04-10-06 21:35:57 [Tyrael] OWNED
04-10-06 21:35:57 [nv` Social Poison] being 14 and depressed is not as bad as it gets
04-10-06 21:36:00 [Tyrael] asswipe
04-10-06 21:36:03 [nv` Social Poison] hah I was typing
04-10-06 21:36:05 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] lmao


He kills me with an m79 as we're STANDING STILL.

quote:
04-10-06 21:36:06 [Tyrael] excuse
04-10-06 21:36:08 [nv` Social Poison] what was your excuse?
04-10-06 21:36:15 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] u wanna nother round huh
04-10-06 21:36:17 [Tyrael] oh so now ur depressed
04-10-06 21:36:19 [nv` Social Poison] get 20- more then we'll call it even
04-10-06 21:36:20 [Tyrael] oh too bad
04-10-06 21:36:21 [Tyrael] get a life
04-10-06 21:36:27 [Tyrael] 2
04-10-06 21:36:27 Weapons menu active
04-10-06 21:36:32 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] oh its on
Nail him with an m79 over a hill
04-10-06 21:36:53 [nv` Social Poison] you were movin
04-10-06 21:36:53 [Tyrael] uhhnm that missed me
04-10-06 21:36:58 [nv` Social Poison] you died
04-10-06 21:37:00 [nv` Social Poison] I guess it hit


So I guess he wanted a rematch?

quote:
04-10-06 21:37:37 [nv` Social Poison] Welcome to Ownedtown, population you.
04-10-06 21:37:39 [Tyrael] i shot u rofl
04-10-06 21:38:09 [Tyrael] ok fine.
04-10-06 21:38:15 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] o0 the barrett
04-10-06 21:38:16 [Tyrael] now i'm pissed.
04-10-06 21:38:20 [nv` Social Poison] hahaha oh no not that
04-10-06 21:38:24 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] [:-censored] watch out poisom
he shoots me
04-10-06 21:38:27 [Tyrael] welcome to owned towne
I come down and stab him in the face
04-10-06 21:38:30 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] haha
04-10-06 21:38:31 [Tyrael] asswipe
04-10-06 21:38:36 [nv` Social Poison] at least I set it up as an auto taunt
04-10-06 21:38:46 [nv` Social Poison] so I [:-censored]in spell it right
04-10-06 21:39:06 Weapons menu disabled
04-10-06 21:39:06 [Tyrael] owned

04-10-06 21:39:26 [nv` Social Poison] and caught the gun
04-10-06 21:40:03 [nv` Social Poison] headshot
04-10-06 21:40:09 [Tyrael] spawn kill lmfao
04-10-06 21:40:10 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] again
04-10-06 21:40:10 Time Left: 10 minutes
04-10-06 21:40:11 [Tyrael] ...
04-10-06 21:40:13 [nv` Social Poison] cry about it
04-10-06 21:40:23 [nv` Social Poison] try jumping
04-10-06 21:40:40 [Tyrael] try not spawn killing


Ok so it's officially a barrett duel. And really I'm not great with a barrett... but I can kill stuff if need be. So more comments and stuff come through

quote:
04-10-06 21:40:40 [nv` Social Poison] like duck hunt
04-10-06 21:40:46 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] haha
04-10-06 21:40:52 [nv` Social Poison] where's that [:-censored]in dog?
04-10-06 21:40:58 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] i loved that game
04-10-06 21:41:05 [nv` Social Poison] gah shot too early
04-10-06 21:41:09 [Tyrael] headshot
04-10-06 21:41:10 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] and the game with the bazooka
04-10-06 21:41:10 [nv` Social Poison] "stop spawn kill
04-10-06 21:41:14 [Tyrael] cry about it
04-10-06 21:41:48 [nv` Social Poison] holy [:-censored] I was
04-10-06 21:41:55 [nv` Social Poison] standing still
04-10-06 21:42:11 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] hah
04-10-06 21:43:30 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] duvk hunt
04-10-06 21:43:32 [nv` Social Poison] nicetry
04-10-06 21:43:42 [nv` Social Poison] woof woof woff
04-10-06 21:43:58 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] im making sound effects now
04-10-06 21:44:02 [nv` Social Poison] lmao
04-10-06 21:44:16 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] haha
04-10-06 21:44:21 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] rofl
04-10-06 21:44:34 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] fight!!!!
04-10-06 21:44:40 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] hit


ahh... I was havin' a good time.

Ok ok notice this next part because he doesn't make any sense. It's about the barrett duel thing.

quote:
04-10-06 21:45:09 [nv` Social Poison] I hate barret duels
04-10-06 21:45:11 [nv` Social Poison] boring
04-10-06 21:45:13 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] ye suck
04-10-06 21:45:15 [nv` Social Poison] easy :P
04-10-06 21:45:15 [Tyrael] for once
04-10-06 21:45:16 [Tyrael] i agree
04-10-06 21:45:21 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] both selfkill
04-10-06 21:45:27 [nv` Social Poison] sounds good no more barrett?
04-10-06 21:45:35 [nv` Social Poison] type /kill and picka diff weapon
04-10-06 21:45:37 Weapons menu active
04-10-06 21:45:46 [Tyrael] why?
04-10-06 21:45:47 [nv` Social Poison] pcik a diff weapon
04-10-06 21:45:49 [Tyrael] to make u happy?
04-10-06 21:45:51 [Tyrael] prick
04-10-06 21:45:52 [nv` Social Poison] so we can stop the barret t duel
04-10-06 21:45:53 [nv` Social Poison] haha
04-10-06 21:45:55 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] haha
04-10-06 21:45:55 [nv` Social Poison] ok fine
04-10-06 21:46:00 [nv` Social Poison] you need the handicap
04-10-06 21:46:09 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] he is handicapped
04-10-06 21:46:25 [Tyrael] wtf i knifed u
Two shot ruger kill
04-10-06 21:46:28 [nv` Social Poison] You can run, you'll just die ass first.
04-10-06 21:46:40 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] quack


quote:
04-10-06 21:46:41 [Tyrael] awwww have to camp
04-10-06 21:46:43 [nv` Social Poison] one more kill and I can go on with my life
04-10-06 21:47:02 [Tyrael] rofl
04-10-06 21:47:03 [nv` Social Poison] oh 2 more
04-10-06 21:47:04 [nv` Social Poison] nm
04-10-06 21:47:10 Time Left: 3 minutes
04-10-06 21:47:16 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] 2 more for freedom
04-10-06 21:47:29 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] he doin it wrong
04-10-06 21:47:32 [nv` Social Poison] I know
04-10-06 21:47:33 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] hah
04-10-06 21:47:35 [nv` Social Poison] he almost got me though
04-10-06 21:47:40 [nv` Social Poison] bearly jumped back in time
04-10-06 21:47:41 [Tyrael] i'm not an expert lamer tho
04-10-06 21:47:43 [Tyrael] *shrugs*
We're talking about that trick near the top of arena where the barrett can shoot through the floor by the health boxes
04-10-06 21:47:45 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] u are
04-10-06 21:47:51 [nv` Social Poison] I don't use the barrett :P I've just seen
04-10-06 21:47:53 [nv` Social Poison] the trick done
04-10-06 21:47:54 [Tyrael] i've been playin 2 weeks about 30 mins a day
04-10-06 21:47:57 [Tyrael] *shrug*
04-10-06 21:48:06 [nv` Social Poison] RUN AWAY
04-10-06 21:48:08 Weapons menu disabled
04-10-06 21:48:09 [nv` Social Poison] woof
04-10-06 21:48:10 [Tyrael] die
04-10-06 21:48:10 Time Left: 2 minutes
04-10-06 21:48:24 [nv` Social Poison] we're spikin lmao
04-10-06 21:48:33 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] ye my download mus have started
04-10-06 21:48:43 Weapons menu active
04-10-06 21:48:43 [nv` Social Poison] ffs stop running
04-10-06 21:48:44 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] bah its long been over anyway
04-10-06 21:48:52 [{EF} Sneaky [:-censored]] im off back to ownage
04-10-06 21:48:59 {EF} Sneaky [:-censored] has left the game
04-10-06 21:49:10 Time Left: 60 seconds
04-10-06 21:49:20 Time Left: 50 seconds
04-10-06 21:49:22 [Tyrael] piece of [:-censored] learn to aim
04-10-06 21:49:22 [nv` Social Poison] wow I shot that like a full second ago
Our pings are pushing 700 now
04-10-06 21:49:23 [Tyrael] piece of [:-censored] learn to aim
04-10-06 21:49:28 [nv` Social Poison] you too :P
04-10-06 21:49:30 Time Left: 40 seconds
04-10-06 21:49:34 Next map: Arena
04-10-06 21:49:34 Next map: Arena
04-10-06 21:49:36 [nv` Social Poison] DONE
04-10-06 21:49:38 [nv` Social Poison] g'night bitch


Ok I'll go dig up those kill logs now

ohohohoh~

pwned~ Go social poison xD

"04-10-06 21:36:53 [Tyrael] uhhnm that missed me
04-10-06 21:36:58 [nv` Social Poison] you died
04-10-06 21:37:00 [nv` Social Poison] I guess it hit"

Ha, ha!

The scores were
20 to 7 at Jungle
and
19 to 8 at Arena

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Notice these:

quote:
04-10-06 21:01:30 [nv` Social Poison] knifed
04-10-06 21:01:38 [Beren] isn't that the coolest ?
04-10-06 21:01:42 [Beren] when you knife someone?
04-10-06 21:01:42 [Tyrael] hwat?
04-10-06 21:01:45 [Keiran] yeah
04-10-06 21:01:45 [Tyrael] no..
04-10-06 21:01:47 [Keiran] hell yeah
04-10-06 21:01:49 [Pet Rock] red stop reading get flag
04-10-06 21:01:49 [Zero Murasame] kinda
04-10-06 21:01:52 [Tyrael] my old alias was satanic knifer
04-10-06 21:01:54 [Keiran] lol dude
04-10-06 21:01:55 [Tyrael] i knifed everyone
04-10-06 21:01:57 [Tyrael] so boring.


quote:
04-10-06 21:47:54 [Tyrael] i've been playin 2 weeks about 30 mins a day


*ahem*

I don't think you'd be good enough to get bored of knifing in two weeks ;P

ROFL this was fun to read I like reading quotes from stuff ^-^ like this one for example
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****ot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er

Ha, I was there for a large part of this situation. What made me laugh the most was the constant "Tyrese" and "Tyrone", and how it bugged him so. Ah, timeless classics.

the bitch stole my name, im the real Tyrael but that person you are talking bout social is fake, cause i dont remember doin any of that stuff, and im not that mean, my new name is |XViper| Tyrael |XV| it used to be |Tyrael|

Whoa that guy is funny! I nearly laughed my ass off.

This.... was.... the best.... Soldat Moment.... EVER!!!!!

HAIL SOCIAL POISON!

Ehm, why was this Tyrael telling all the time "You wrote it wrong! It's Tyreal!"? He cannot even spell correctly his own name? :P

p00ned fosh.

I would accept noobs into soldat society if they didnt have such cocky attitudes.

Nj SP.

Hahaha i remember that, i was under the name SoL-LeK at the top. The guy kept complaining his team sucked when he was in last.

Hahaha... I dont usually read such a long stories, but this... [:D]

Gah i can't believe I just read that whole thing :P

god that [:-censored] head gave me a bad name now! whenever i go on ppl think im Tyrese lol so i gotta bloody explain it to them that IM NOT!!!

lmao it's ok we still love you.

Make it into CockAngel, that would be teh sex

lolol...
04-10-06 21:28:41 [Tyrael] i shoot u and u don't di
04-10-06 21:28:46 [ Sneaky ] u missed idiot
...by the sounds of this, hes quite the retard... i like ur taunts too :P

was so funny,everytime he died he had some lame ass comment to say,and constantly complained about lag but both had exact same(116),sp made a couple of great shots in a row and he starts saying nice program,i think he also started saying that soldat sucks and it's lame to play it so much.

i love noobs,soldat would'nt be as much fun without them

Lmao SP, gg. Can't believe I read that...

quote:Originally posted by Urhos
Make it into CockAngel, that would be teh sex


laff

Hehe, fun. I didn't know it was possible for someone to whine that much... Gj Mr. Poison.


Sorry 'bout the name Darkangel.

LOL, I couldn't watch the duel, but this helped me see what I missed out, good job Social Poison, u owned that noob!

(my name is now he who smokes bitches) maybe I should change it to noobs....

SEEEEEEED!!

EEEEEVIIIIIL!!!



*ahem* sorry.
in all seriousness, i dun get it. i mean... you didn't 'just provoke him'. you like.... provoked him a lot. that's not cool. i think you just further degrade yourself by going into a duel with him and not just letting him be his normal n00b self. but that's just me, and apparently, i'm alone. : /

04-10-06 21:34:46 [nv` Social Poison] You've just been owned ~ The Management
04-10-06 21:34:49 [Tyrael] nice program.

Ahahaha! That's how much knowledge you get in 2 weeks of gameplay.

Damn, I got a blood clot and was diagnosed with protstate cancer in the time I read the whole thing. Still pretty funny though. :P I liked the 'Tyrese' bit with Skwid best.

Hehe yeah, GG SP. But I seem to have this Soldat Moment Everyday

L-M-F-A-0 xD! rofl that was frigin halarious.

quote:Originally posted by Sekushi
Damn, I got a blood clot and was diagnosed with protstate cancer in the time I read the whole thing. Still pretty funny though. :P I liked the 'Tyrese' bit with Skwid best.


Rofl. Yeah Skwid threw in his 2 cents on the matter nicely.

that's cuz Skwid is hawt