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JuiceBox
October 7, 2004, 11:40 am
Post pictures, videos, w/e of things that make you say What the [:-censored] outloud.

I'll start:

[IMAGE]

if this thread pics up I'll provide more wierd [:-censored].

Weed
October 7, 2004, 1:26 pm
a chinesse guy, a rabbi and a priest are driving a fiat uno from france to spain. now they stop on the road coz the rabbi wanted to circumise the chinesse guy, but his cock is so small he needed a microscope. at the same time, the priest was asking jesus for a nice virgin to sacrifice a goat with and pray to allah. after they finished, a falcon came flying by and crapped on the rabbi. when asked why by the police, the falcon said he did it because he doesnt like crows. the rabbi had a heart attack, and because the hospitals in spains werent kosher, he died in the street while hugging a mime. the priest raped the virgin and allah sent him to heaven, where he met more virgins, but found out his cock was lost. while all this [:-censored] happened, the chinesse guy was crying out of pain, coz the rabbi didnt finish the work and left a 1 inch cut on the chinesse guy's penis. that would mean half his penis was injured. and the other half was too small even to do a rabbit. now LMFAO and WTF went to the sea, LMFAO got killed by murderous sand castles. who is left?

LazehBoi
October 7, 2004, 1:39 pm
Wallace Terrace Fwing.

Yes.













































"Your mother has just signed in from MSN messenger."

JuiceBox
October 7, 2004, 1:45 pm
[IMAGE]


Alamo
October 7, 2004, 2:00 pm
Juicebox: I want to see you come as far as him doing a backflip!















He really should have put a mattress on the ground or something...

DT
October 7, 2004, 4:09 pm
quote:Originally posted by JuiceBox
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i saw that he made a wierd sound when he began like a huff
when i see this without sound he looks drunk.

Droopy
October 7, 2004, 5:11 pm
This is even better than pr0n!

Melba
October 7, 2004, 7:16 pm
that gif juicebox posted makes my head spin :s
three sick images, and smack it all into a fast moving gif is always a hit ¯-¯

karmazonpl
October 8, 2004, 12:06 am
what makes me say "what the [:-censored]?"
most of american teenagers at my school(I'm not racist), especially during geography...how can you not know where indian ocean is ?

n00bface
October 8, 2004, 12:45 am
I thought portugal was in South America today, until Meandor started laughing at me and told me it was next to spain :( Or someone told me it was next to Spain...

karmazonpl
October 8, 2004, 1:01 am
quote:Originally posted by n00bface
I thought portugal was in South America today, until Meandor started laughing at me and told me it was next to spain :( Or someone told me it was next to Spain...


what...the....[:-censored]....

peemonkey
October 8, 2004, 1:47 am
things that make me say 'wtf' : nothing. i cannot pronounce 'wtf'.

BManx2000
October 8, 2004, 2:58 am
I pronounce it "Wha-t-ff". At least, that's how I hear it in my head, since saying it out loud would be stupid :P Or you could pronounce it "wutf". Or "whatf"

Weed
October 8, 2004, 10:44 am
quote:Originally posted by karmazonpl
what makes me say "what the [:-censored]?"
most of american teenagers at my school(I'm not racist), especially during geography...how can you not know where indian ocean is ?


yes, same thing used to annoy me back in my school days.
and still does in other situations.
how can someone not know where Cyprus is? or Fiji, Latvia, Peru... some people are so retarded they dont even know where they are standing.

and yes noobface, thats not surprising, you are stupid :)

-Keinonen-
October 8, 2004, 12:42 pm
Is the US education system so self-centered?

Element_101
October 8, 2004, 12:50 pm
Cyprus? Fiji? Peru? al ring a bell but no idea were they are...

Deleted User
October 8, 2004, 1:44 pm
yaks make me say WTF outloud. theyre so damn awesome, i find it hard to believe

DT
October 8, 2004, 3:32 pm
the jezus crist action figure made me say it... heh

Alamo
October 8, 2004, 3:48 pm
I don't say wtf because I say 'Was zur Hölle', which i don't say either... :)

DeMonIc
October 8, 2004, 4:03 pm
WTF?!

frogboy
October 8, 2004, 5:01 pm
quote:Originally posted by -Keinonen-
Is the US education system so self-centered?


Yes, just like you.

-Keinonen-
October 8, 2004, 5:48 pm
quote:Originally posted by frogboy
quote:Originally posted by -Keinonen-
Is the US education system so self-centered?


Yes, just like you.


Meh. I bet I hit a soft spot in there ;)

Alamo
October 9, 2004, 1:50 am
wtf: being suppoesd to eat lemons an milk wehn you are drukn lol

-02:46:56- (Hiei`) Drink some milk Alamo
-02:47:00- (MilkmanDan) alamo eat some lemons
-02:47:02- (Alamo) mlike?
-02:47:04- (Hiei`) than kill Milkman DAn
-02:47:04- (Alamo) lemons?
-02:47:06- (Alamo) wtf?
-02:47:10- (Alamo) heheh lol im gunn apost that

DT
October 9, 2004, 10:04 pm
You throw a bottle at the Hammer man-D!
The bottle explodes but nothing comes out.

Droopy
October 10, 2004, 6:51 pm
Can anyone give me the link to that movie?

I'd like to see that.. alone...

JuiceBox
October 10, 2004, 9:39 pm
[IMAGE]

confusedone
October 12, 2004, 10:08 pm


[file]wtfsauce2.jpg,16437,,0[/file]?

sativa
October 13, 2004, 2:23 pm
quote:Originally posted by JuiceBox
[IMAGE]

a crosbreed between cat and dog?
a regular fat cat?
an electric cat???

I don't really know :p BUT JUICY IS BACK IN SOLDAT ^^

Maverick X?
October 13, 2004, 5:10 pm
Wt's'.

DT
October 14, 2004, 4:08 pm
its a cat

Maverick X?
October 14, 2004, 4:57 pm
Amazing.

DeMonIc
October 14, 2004, 5:18 pm
It's so damn cute I can only say WTF?!

Maverick X?
October 14, 2004, 5:20 pm
-stare-

Deleted User
October 14, 2004, 6:10 pm
i wanna eat it

karmazon
October 14, 2004, 11:49 pm
go on eat some pussy
[IMAGE]

Deleted User
October 15, 2004, 2:34 pm
i prefer the hairless pussies

[IMAGE]

DT
October 15, 2004, 3:20 pm
ew... i once tired eating a bird once... it didn't fit

Maverick X?
October 15, 2004, 3:38 pm
I ate a cat once.

karmazon
October 15, 2004, 11:50 pm
its a chicken not hairless pussy

Deleted User
October 16, 2004, 3:04 am
i thought it was a pig for a while

Vassili_Zaitsev
October 16, 2004, 8:13 am
quote:Originally posted by n00bface
I thought portugal was in South America today, until Meandor started laughing at me and told me it was next to spain :( Or someone told me it was next to Spain...


JESUS DUDE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAP OF THE WORLD?????
FKN HELL...

Deleted User
October 16, 2004, 12:30 pm
wtf are you on about?

DT
October 19, 2004, 4:02 pm
Jackson getting away with raping little kids...

karmazon
October 22, 2004, 12:34 am
<n00bface> brb 10 minutes
<n00bface> its that time of day again