It's a story Sekushi, Milkman and me wrote on IRC
<karmazon>there was this old hut in the middle of new york
<karmazon> and old man lived there with a mexican straight edge
<MilkmanDan> and a 17 yearold spanish hooker
<MilkmanDan> who was possessed
<Sekushi> and ninjas would go there every thursday and play poker
<karmazon> and she was constipated
<MilkmanDan> like sekushi
<karmazon> and one time they heard this weird noise
<karmazon> and they got scared
<Sekushi> it turned out to be a mouse though
<Sekushi> a mouse with BAT WINGS
<karmazon> and this mouse farted
<karmazon> and it scared ninjas
<Sekushi> playing poker
<karmazon> so the hooker had to give them all a blowjob
<Sekushi> but the hooker had aids, and the ninjas sensed this
<Sekushi> so they reacted by...
<karmazon> killing her with their jewish ninja stars
<karmazon> but her ghost got ressurected
<Sekushi> then the mouse flies over, carrying a jet red guitar
<Sekushi> and hands it to the lead ninja
<karmazon> and ninja gets a boner
<karmazon> and it kills the ghost
<karmazon> but then the mexican straight edge saw it
<Sekushi> so he made tacos
<karmazon> but they were spicy
<Sekushi> the ninjas got such bad indigestion they got angry/scared
<karmazon> so they had to masturbate
<Sekushi> but their jizz was super spicy
<Sekushi> and when they shot it out
<karmazon> and the salsa sauce from tacos got on their penises and burned them
<Sekushi> it put a hole right throught the straight edge
<karmazon> and the straight edge drowned in their jizz
<karmazon> and they got very angry
<karmazon> and got a big boners
<karmazon> and drowned half of canada
<karmazon> in jizz
<Sekushi> and some eskimos
<Sekushi> in alaska
<MilkmanDan> ate eskimo pies
<karmazon> the eskimos tried to fight back
<karmazon> and they turned into zombies
<Sekushi> the ninjas got mad cause they wanted eskimo pies
<Sekushi> so the ninjas shot lasers at them
<Sekushi> and when they died
<Sekushi> they bled candy!
<karmazon> and the ninjas ate the candy
<karmazon> and they gave it to the kids
<Sekushi> but the candy was SOUR
<karmazon> so they got angry
<Sekushi> and the kids heads exploded too
<karmazon> they went to the candy company
<karmazon> which was in india
<Sekushi> and they were surrounded
<Sekushi> by 150 ninja pikachus
<Sekushi> except these were bad ninjas
<karmazon> and straight edge mexicans
<karmazon> so they had to use their spiked ninja dildos
<Sekushi> then they caught all the pikachus
<Sekushi> and made them into backpacks
<Sekushi> and frying pans
<karmazon> and then they gang banged all the mexicans
<karmazon> with their dildos
<Sekushi> but their boners were so big
<Sekushi> the dildos exploded
<Sekushi> and killed all the mexicans
<karmazon> but some survived
<karmazon> because they dug a tunnels to usa
<karmazon> and they become hookers
<karmazon> and the ninjas went to the hooker house
<karmazon> and they got surrounded by wetbacks
<karmazon> but they killed them with jewish ninja stars, and ate their pussies
<karmazon> and everyone was happy
<karmazon> the end
<karmazon>there was this old hut in the middle of new york
<karmazon> and old man lived there with a mexican straight edge
<MilkmanDan> and a 17 yearold spanish hooker
<MilkmanDan> who was possessed
<Sekushi> and ninjas would go there every thursday and play poker
<karmazon> and she was constipated
<MilkmanDan> like sekushi
<karmazon> and one time they heard this weird noise
<karmazon> and they got scared
<Sekushi> it turned out to be a mouse though
<Sekushi> a mouse with BAT WINGS
<karmazon> and this mouse farted
<karmazon> and it scared ninjas
<Sekushi> playing poker
<karmazon> so the hooker had to give them all a blowjob
<Sekushi> but the hooker had aids, and the ninjas sensed this
<Sekushi> so they reacted by...
<karmazon> killing her with their jewish ninja stars
<karmazon> but her ghost got ressurected
<Sekushi> then the mouse flies over, carrying a jet red guitar
<Sekushi> and hands it to the lead ninja
<karmazon> and ninja gets a boner
<karmazon> and it kills the ghost
<karmazon> but then the mexican straight edge saw it
<Sekushi> so he made tacos
<karmazon> but they were spicy
<Sekushi> the ninjas got such bad indigestion they got angry/scared
<karmazon> so they had to masturbate
<Sekushi> but their jizz was super spicy
<Sekushi> and when they shot it out
<karmazon> and the salsa sauce from tacos got on their penises and burned them
<Sekushi> it put a hole right throught the straight edge
<karmazon> and the straight edge drowned in their jizz
<karmazon> and they got very angry
<karmazon> and got a big boners
<karmazon> and drowned half of canada
<karmazon> in jizz
<Sekushi> and some eskimos
<Sekushi> in alaska
<MilkmanDan> ate eskimo pies
<karmazon> the eskimos tried to fight back
<karmazon> and they turned into zombies
<Sekushi> the ninjas got mad cause they wanted eskimo pies
<Sekushi> so the ninjas shot lasers at them
<Sekushi> and when they died
<Sekushi> they bled candy!
<karmazon> and the ninjas ate the candy
<karmazon> and they gave it to the kids
<Sekushi> but the candy was SOUR
<karmazon> so they got angry
<Sekushi> and the kids heads exploded too
<karmazon> they went to the candy company
<karmazon> which was in india
<Sekushi> and they were surrounded
<Sekushi> by 150 ninja pikachus
<Sekushi> except these were bad ninjas
<karmazon> and straight edge mexicans
<karmazon> so they had to use their spiked ninja dildos
<Sekushi> then they caught all the pikachus
<Sekushi> and made them into backpacks
<Sekushi> and frying pans
<karmazon> and then they gang banged all the mexicans
<karmazon> with their dildos
<Sekushi> but their boners were so big
<Sekushi> the dildos exploded
<Sekushi> and killed all the mexicans
<karmazon> but some survived
<karmazon> because they dug a tunnels to usa
<karmazon> and they become hookers
<karmazon> and the ninjas went to the hooker house
<karmazon> and they got surrounded by wetbacks
<karmazon> but they killed them with jewish ninja stars, and ate their pussies
<karmazon> and everyone was happy
<karmazon> the end