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Deleted User
October 22, 2004, 7:05 pm
Insult me

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Messiah
October 22, 2004, 7:23 pm
I love you poop <3

Liber_Lupus
October 22, 2004, 7:26 pm
You worthless piece of sweet chocolate on the mountain of roses....mm roses with chocolate.

Messiah
October 22, 2004, 7:28 pm
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL Lupus xD

LumpyFerret
October 22, 2004, 7:29 pm
you play soldat.
haha

ThaD
October 22, 2004, 7:43 pm
/me insults Poop

Kirby_106
October 22, 2004, 7:49 pm
blaahs.sa..fdasc.,

/\ thats your mom!

frogboy
October 23, 2004, 12:50 am
You all suck.

karmazon
October 23, 2004, 3:24 am
You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal [:-censored]; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Stop bull[:-censored]ting about your height. A [:-censored]ing circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? You couldn't get a job cleaning [:-censored] off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a [:-censored]ing minute so I can see what the [:-censored] a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?

DT
October 23, 2004, 3:42 am
ok i won't

HK-47
October 23, 2004, 5:36 am
Poop, you are a smelly piece of crap!...Literaly ;)

Messiah
October 23, 2004, 5:48 am
Wow, Karmazon you put alot of effort in to that xD just to insult him lol, You got spare time on your hands xD Wow, thats just too funny.

karmazon
October 23, 2004, 6:20 am
ongratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Nah, of course you would.

Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"

You are an irredeemably insufferable moron and a gaudy, simple-minded glob of grease.
Your total worth amounts to less than the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufus. If life was fair, you would go bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck, you cum-spitting bobblehead on a special needs tricycle.
It is my profound wish that you shall be trampled to death by a herd of bargain-hunting fat ladies at a summer sale, you conglomerate of intellectual constipation.Shut the [:-censored] up already before I send you break-dancing around this room showing as much finesse as an elliptic high on homemade amphetamine having a spasmodic seizure after stepping into an electrified puddle on a rainy day in November, Herman Munster. You candy-assed, chicken-groping, panty-slurping, [:-censored]-guzzling, boil-nibbling, [:-censored]-faced dingbat!

Captain RibMan
October 23, 2004, 8:36 am
quote:ongratulations!
quote:kindly proofread your posts
quote:assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
oh the irony

frogboy
October 23, 2004, 8:44 am
*cough*copy and paste job*cough*

Hitman
October 23, 2004, 10:24 am
There's always someone that has to go over the top..

Deleted User
October 24, 2004, 4:22 am
someone pissed in your mother Poop

karmazon
October 24, 2004, 4:50 am
quote:Originally posted by frogboy
*cough*copy and paste job*cough*


*cough*yes*cough*

LumpyFerret
October 25, 2004, 12:39 am
hey! i was a try hard too back in the old days..

ahh..
the old days..

Camping_Carl2
October 25, 2004, 3:38 am
you dave..

i win

Maverick X?
October 25, 2004, 1:14 pm
Your dog died.

LumpyFerret
October 25, 2004, 7:33 pm
and then i ate it

BManx2000
October 25, 2004, 11:07 pm
Insult generators are fun!