'k, I may not have 'whined' about it in the past few months, but this should cheer you up.


I just got mugged for my bloody umbrella. [:(!]


2 guys roll up, try to grab the umbrella, we argue the point for 5 minutes while they try to bribe me with a sip of vodka, then threatening with a knife. After a while of course it came to violence, a third pops on the scene then another from a passing car, so after a few jabs on the face I pretty much gave up the umbrella, which was now ruined, and legged it.

And now i'm soaked.

You should have hit them with the bloody thing...round the face with the handle..

..and why the [:-censored] would they need two guys at first, then another two coming as backup, one of them from a 'drive-by' just for a stupid umbrella? If they don't wanna get wet, they should get in the [:-censored]ing car.

Anyways, you got owned.

i bet the umbrella had diamonds in it. have you been to an airport recently? maybe you accidentally got umbrellas switched and you took the wrong one, which they were originally using to transport stolen diamonds. anyways, take pics of your bloody face and show me.

Oh oh, me too!

I once got chased by 30 people for watching a fight =o. It was like a war but like 30 on 4 =\. I just got out my uzi and killed them all though. but honestly, it was quite scary. I wish I had an uzi, I woulda just sprayed them down. Chi chi chi chi ahah !

[:-censored] i want to get in a fight so badly, but there's no one around

Ow, Chakra... wtf... :|

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His cut is on the right...bless him..

A chav with an umbrella.

Damn right they beat you up.

chav? leave off dear...you'll never see me in joggers, saying 'smoked bare skunk last night' or wearing a baseball cap. If it's the pikey stubble, my electric shaver broke :|

Dude maybe they recognised you as leet barret hater and decided to bash the crap out of you.

Jaz is a Chav.

I see those yoga classes have been paying off eh Chak

Well, this is a pic taken quite shortly after the fight...

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Gives us a slightly other view on Chakra...

...'Tis but a flesh wound.

That beat to [:-censored] pic is Chak? Ow

quote:Originally posted by Chakra
2 guys roll up, try to grab the umbrella

Lag.

quote:Originally posted by Hitman
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His cut is on the right...bless him..
my god, hes so secksi.

Did anybody know that chakra has a unibrow? HE DOES!! That is why he is even sexier than before. He is so well groomed.

Mancer is a HUGE barretard. But yet. I also.....am I barretard. HELP ME!

Wow.. social poison, you're an idiot :O

Follow this guide next time Chakky boi and you cant take all those barretards down with jure prize umbrella!

http://ejmas.com/jnc/jncart_barton-wright_0400.htm

Number 4 should suit you :P

why would 2 drunk brits want a femenine pink umbrella?
oh... i get it...
fags.

cookie... why do you have that?

dunno? perhaps i fight people with sticks lol