I had this dream that the next version of soldat came out. I started a game and everybody with every gun had a laser pointer thingy and every bullet always ricoched at the same speed and power I was about to vomit and then I woke up and I thought THANK GOD that didn't happen...

..that wasn't a dream..

He took the blue pill. :P

dammit... another one lost...

OMG *barf*
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holy [:-censored] i'm in that pic... the guy thats all green...

i had a crazy dream to... i was in a place that was dark...
-jaws music plays-
Me: OH GOD
ME: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
ME: AHHHHHH!
-is devoured in a horde of n00bs-

That is what we like to call WAY TOO OBSESSIVE. If you start to DREAM about soldat then you really need to ween yourself off your computer.

Last night I had another soldat dream... I was playing infiltration except it was real life and I was in a grocery store and I was shooting everyone with a red shirt on using an HKP7 pistol.

Last night i had a dream..
Instead of dreaming about naked chicks holding swords and cool [:-censored] like that..
you know explosions and stuff..

Then i dreamt that i was playing soldat..
I suddenly woke up in a cold sweat...SCREAMING..

DEAR GOD NO..

I was actually PLAYING soldat..

ARGHOOOHGHGHHG..

/harukiiIII

quote:Originally posted by Michal
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Bah, that's not how it's done... Take it from somebody who regularly kills himself for no reason.

/mercy/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill/brutalkill

Alternatively, drop all of your grenades on one spot and dive on them.

I once gathered 15 dummy bots on one spot and threw two cluster grenades that detonated on that spot almost simultaneously. I've never seen that many body parts fly in that many different directions.

Yeah, I have way too much time on my hands.

i had a dream that i WAS a soldier and i got killed, then i got back to life (@ the same spot where i died like 1sec. after it) and i stated kiling everyone with a ak-74 that had infinate bullets(didn't need to reload) NOW THAT WAS WEIRD...

you sure its a dream?

yes i'm shure it was a dream cuz i had short hair and some other stuff shanged (don't know what it was like 1week ago ;D