I have written this crazy comic in 5 mins.
Everything in it is entirly true, it happened at school.
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I started a fight with this fat kid in my class, cause I held the sign above his head.
It was way funnier at the time. >_>

Hahahahahahahah...

i hate fat people... they just eat and get sader and eat some more...
thats why so many fast food resturants are getting rich and farmers need to produce more food...

DT, you're so wise.

DT is probably fat.

What are you...12? Sheesh...get a life.

lol.. most of this sutff in the bash pit i think is stupid, but i can picture this happening and find it funny.

in 10th grade when i was taking chem, our teacher was overly fat. to review for a test sometimes he would make flashcards on sheets of paper with questions we need to know and stuff, or just some symbol or formula we need to know... im sure you all know how flashcards work.

so one kid gets a bright idea to put a piece of paper in there (like all the others) just saying "FATASS" with an arrow pointing upwards to the teachers face.

class starts, and after a couple minutes the teacher starts the flashcards. finishes one card, puts it down, goes to the next one, expects it to be something else and starts reciting it from memory (i guess he had them in a certain order and he knew which one was coming.) he stopped about halfway through, looked down at the card "What the f*ck?"

good times.

DT's watching ricky lake too much .. ?

DT can go die for all I care.

heh sorry if i express my opinion... but i don't mean all fat people though...

I am not fat.

T is pretty big but he is a [IMAGE]ing legend.

Fat people make me wanna laugh.

People like Skate4Razors make me wanna laugh.

Cry.

Fat people make the world go round...

I'm fat.... not many people mess with me though

Fat people don't make me laugh
Fat people that bitch about being fat, but they don't actually do anything about it make me chuckle...

some really fat guy told me that he felt the world went around him...
i laughed

Being fat isn't necessarily bad. Fat folks are easy to get along with, usually more than compensating for their bad looks. Vikings, Romans and Barbarians (Mongols, Celtic Tribes) all believed that being overweight was a sign of power. It was a gift to have a hardy son back then. Many countries consider a fat woman means something to grab onto, and they're preferred over the bones & skin we have in America.

Maybe you're just jealous?

Edit: Do I look fat in my profile? Man, all those years of Doritoes and Mountain Dew are stacking up some pounds :D

My sisters teacher is so fat she needs to use a walking stick ;/

AHAHAHAH XD

Your momma is so fat, that when she jump for joy, she get stuck. (Chinese accent) :_|

Yo momma so fat, that when I spooned her 9 months before you were born, I turned to my right twice, and I was still on the bitch.

P.S. SK is fat. SK HA SHAMEN.

Your moms so fat that when she was in a giant yellow shirt and was on the highdive the people saw a 2nd sun

Yo momma is so fat the they had to take her college picture from the air!

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!

(P.S. All of these joke are totally 100% cornball)

Yo mamma is so fat that when she was playing baseball she was hit in the chest and it bounced off of her and she hit a home run.

Seriously, did you make that up 10 seconds before you wrote it?

hey when did this become making fat jokes....
eh

what do you call fat out in the rain???
Saturated Fat

quote:Originally posted by FlatlineSeriously, did you make that up 10 seconds before you wrote it?



No, i didn't. I made it up last year. BTW least mine is original. The one you posted isn't even yours.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs to use a stick for walking

yo mamma's so big and fat that she jumped over kmart, tripped over wal-mart and landed right on target. this would imply that your mother is also of an inhuman size and not just obese. it also begs the question as to why she attempted to hurdle over one-stop-shop stores, but i still think its funny.

Yo momma is so fat, that her fat is fat.

If only weed were still here...he'd have this topic dominated by mom jokes :(

/me cries for weed