why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!




if i had a face like you, i would theach my ass to talk.



go ahead... make this baby sticky..

"You want a joke?"
"Look in the mirror"

kekekekkeke

yo mamma's so fat she takes up 4 public spots.......1111......!!!!....
ancient german cs joke.

hate is not a punch line, superkill.

Of course hate isn't the punchline...someones fat momma is the punchline.

yer momma's so fat she died.

i had sex with your dead mommma..

O.o

ill bring on the one i created for n00bface

your mother is like a bus in alabama
whites on front, blacks on the back.

thank you, thank you.

I walked into petco one day, and a parrot said "Cracker cracker!" So I said "F*ck you n*gger."

Why did mexican cross the street ?
Cause it was across the border

why did the mexican cross the border? cuz my dead mom's sweet ass.

i would bust out the dead baby jokes but... better not

if i wanted to listen to a asshole i would of farted

bust out with the dead baby jokes!
if corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made out of?

Insult:

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whats brown and sticky..?


a stick..



or your face...eitherway its funny

What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.

What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

thats enough for now

I apologize beforehand if anyone is offended. These are jokes and don't in any way reflect my opinions about these people. I just thought they were funny.


How many fanboys does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to complain about how the old one was better.


What's the difference between dead babies and bowling balls?

I don't remove bowling balls from the trunk of my car with a pitchfork.


How do you stop niggers from raping a woman?

Throw them a basketball.


Why don't women need a driver's licence?

Because there's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.


What did god say when he made the first black man?

Damn, burnt it.


What did god say when he made the first Mexican?

Five second rule!


What did god say when he made the first Indian?

WTF?


What did god say when he made the first American?

He didn't, Satan did.


If a jew and a nazi fought in a gas chamber, who would win?

The jew, home field advantage.


Where do the black jews sit?

In the back of the gas chamber.

hilarity. all around.

thats great...now i know you didnt make those up...

I also am sorry for the people that might get mad...
How do you fit 20 Jews in a car?
In the ash tray.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why doesn't Mexico have an gymnest team?
Because all the people that can run, jump or swim are in America.

those are terrible jokes, why would you post that here... :(

How about this you just play some soldat against me and lose no jokes....ROAR!!!!!

Hmmm.. whats with the racist jokes??

racism is FUN!

racism is racist :P

im not a racist. i hate everybody.

"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

i'm not racist...i hate all races equally::D

Is it really racism if you're mature enough to know the difference between a joke and real life? Sheesh..

racism is racism

What type of bees make milk?

milkbees.

no, boobies

that was clever

how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*i was not aware that midgets could fit in a lighbulb.

Sprocket you so stupid u tripped on the cordless phone.

Q: how many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none, they just cry about how dark it is.

that's a stupid joke now, you overused it

Oh, it's apt. APT!!

DannyLB your so stupid that you sold your cheap car to by gasoline..

SPROCKET, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP POSTING AND GO DIE IN A CORNER SOMEWHERE!!

quote:Originally posted by HitmanSPROCKET, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP POSTING AND GO DIE IN A CORNER SOMEWHERE!!



here comes Sh1tman do destroy and terrorise people..
please leave and never come back you son of a bitchass motherfukkface!
you really suck!

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Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the zoo elephants start throwing peanuts at her Har Har.

MM is best friends with superkill

Hitman are you mad at me you piece of [IMAGE]? I miss your gentle touch

The pirate came in to the bar, having a wheel hanging from his zipper.
"Hey, yo ugot a wheel hanging from your zipper!" the Bartender said.
"Argh, I no, its drivin' me nuts!"